You've all heard of "Drive By Shootings", but we have another problem
here in Clearwater Florida.  We have a suspect that is doing "Drive By
Fuckings".  The guy has a really long cock.  He drives around town and
when he sees an attractive woman walking down the street, he whips his
cock out the car window and f.cks the woman while he drives by.
Several hundred women have been f.cked by this man, and no one has
been able to identify him, because he does it so fast.  At least eight
of these women have been impregnated by this drive by f.cker.  If
anyone witnesses a drive by f.cking, please get the license plate
number and description of the vehicle and driver.