I just bought my first car.  My mother said that since I am 45 years
old, it's time I learn to drive, and she said she is tired of driving
me around, and when I turn 50, I must get my own apartment so I wont
have her to drive me anymore.  This angered me, but I bought a car
just to please her.  When I got the car at Smittys Used Cars, the
salesmen told me to check the oil everytime I buy gas.  I just bought
$5 of gas and went to check the oil.  I could not figure out how or
where there's oil, or why there is oil.  Then I could not figure out
who to make the check out to.  I asked the clerk in the PDQ where to
find the oil and she told me it's in the back of the store.  I found
it, and there were black, yellow, red and green bottles.  My car is
red so I bought a red bottle since thats for red cars.  I gave her the
check for the oil so I guess I checked my oil.  What puzzles me, is
what to do with that bottle of oil?  Usually I'd ask mother, but she
is out with Bill.  That's her new boyfriend.    So what do I do with
that bottle?  I guess I am supposed to drink it but do I need to mix
it with anything?  One other thing.  I had a nice policeman ask me
where my license plates are.  He said they should be on the car.  I
told him to call Smitty and gave him Smittys card.  Then he wanted
anothr license called a driver license.  He gave me a piece of paper
and told me to ask the judge.  I am going to a cat show next weekend
and there will be a judge there.  I will ask him.