Today when I was going to work my car started on fire.  I jumped out
of the car and ran down the freeway screaming.  Some lady stopped and
said she called 911.  A big red fire truck came.  The firemen put out
the fire but the whole car is burned up.  One of the fireman said the
fire started by my injun.  I dont have an injun, my husband is german.
Why was there an injun in my car and why did he start my car on fire?
It looked to me like he started the fire by the motor too.