I used to think seatbelts were stupid and did not save lives or
anything else. I hated wearing them and got several tickets for not
wearing them. Then came my last day on earth. I woke up that Monday
morning late because I forgot to turn on my alarm. I threw on some
clothing and jumped in the car. I started to buckle my seatbelt
(because I was sick of paying tickets). Then I remembered I forgot to
check my mail. I jumped out the car and ran to the mailbox and
quickly got back in the car and sped off to work. I did not yet
realize that I forgot to buckle my seatbelt.
Only two blocks from home, and a mouse ran across the road. I was
only doing 20 mph when my front tire went over the mouse. The impact
of hitting that mouse caused my car to flip over on it's roof and skid
a half mile before smashing into a house and setting both the house
and my car on fire. When I tried to get out of the car, I was faced
with huge flames leaping a few hundred feet in the air, and I was
inside someone's living room which was totally engulfed in flames. I
knew right at that moment that I was going to die because I had not
buckled my seatbelt. I knew that if I had buckled up for safety, I
would have been able to walk right thru that fire and get to safety.
However for my moment of carelessness of not buckling up, I burned to
my death and within minutes I died in that inferno.
I just came back from death for a brief moment to tell everyone
BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY !!!!
Buckleup
nantor@gmail.com - 12 Oct 2006 02:51 GMT
>I used to think seatbelts were stupid and did not save lives or
>anything else. I hated wearing them and got several tickets for not
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>
>Buckleup
How big was the mouse?
Sid9 - 12 Oct 2006 03:41 GMT
>> I used to think seatbelts were stupid and did not save lives or
>> anything else. I hated wearing them and got several tickets for not
[quoted text clipped - 25 lines]
>
> How big was the mouse?
Don't be concerned about the mouse.
The world is a better place for this guy's demise
Sir Ray - 12 Oct 2006 14:21 GMT
> > How big was the mouse?
>
> Don't be concerned about the mouse.
> The world is a better place for this guy's demise
Does anyone really want to live in a world where mice can flip moving
vehicles? Giant mice moving under the bright green sky... :p
morticide - 12 Oct 2006 16:05 GMT
> > > How big was the mouse?
> >
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> Does anyone really want to live in a world where mice can flip moving
> vehicles? Giant mice moving under the bright green sky... :p
Considering the gas-price-influenced downsizing of vehicles to beer-can
size it's not surprising to me.
Tommy - 13 Oct 2006 22:02 GMT
"Sir Ray" <waterboi5000@.com...
>> > How big was the mouse?
>>
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> Does anyone really want to live in a world where mice can flip moving
> vehicles? Giant mice moving under the bright green sky... :p
Obviously you've never had a gobble (bl.wj.b to you) from a mouse.
Jeez imagine the BJ a giant mouse gives
Where does he live
Cheers
Tommy
maximus10@netzoola.com - 13 Oct 2006 22:06 GMT
> "Sir Ray" <waterboi5000@.com...
> >
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> Cheers
> Tommy
If the mouse had green rotting teeth, he would be a republican mouse.
Tommy - 13 Oct 2006 22:29 GMT
<maximus10@netzoolademise
>> > Does anyone really want to live in a world where mice can flip moving
>> > vehicles? Giant mice moving under the bright green sky... :p
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>
> If the mouse had green rotting teeth, he would be a republican mouse.
Long as his mouth was wet - who cares.
Never never ever go near a mouse with a dry mouth, its like putting yer
thingy into a wirecutters glove - scratchy as hell :-|
Actually scratch that, never go near a mouse that is into politics:-)
Cheers
Tommy
WCJ - 12 Oct 2006 03:49 GMT
> I used to think seatbelts were stupid and did not save lives or
> anything else. I hated wearing them and got several tickets for not
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> quickly got back in the car and sped off to work. I did not yet
> realize that I forgot to buckle my seatbelt.
> Only two blocks from home, and a mouse ran across the road. I was
> only doing 20 mph when my front tire went over the mouse. The impact
> of hitting that mouse caused my car to flip over on it's roof and skid
> a half mile before smashing into a house and setting both the house
> and my car on fire.
Wow. That must've been one big f.cking mouse!
> When I tried to get out of the car, I was faced
> with huge flames leaping a few hundred feet in the air, and I was
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> I just came back from death for a brief moment to tell everyone
> BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY !!!!
Nice story, and I agree completely with its message. :)

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Eeyore - 12 Oct 2006 03:54 GMT
> I used to think seatbelts were stupid and did not save lives or
> anything else. I hated wearing them and got several tickets for not
> wearing them. Then came my last day on earth.
1/10
Sir Lex - 12 Oct 2006 05:17 GMT
> <snip>
>
> I just came back from death for a brief moment to tell everyone
> BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY !!!!
>
> Buckleup
Seatbelts saved my life and my girlfriends life in a 55mph roll over
earlier this year. We walked away with only bruises. Had we not been
wearing seatbelts we would have been flung around the car like rag dolls
and no doubt sustained far worse injuries.
When I was 10 the car in front of my family veered onto the wrong side
of the road and collided head on with a car coming the other way. None
of the occupants in the car in front were wearing seatbelts, 4 were
killed instantly, the 5th has permanent brain damage. The single
occupant of the other car was wearing a belt and walked away unharmed.
Both vehicles were moving at between 40 and 45mph at the time of the
accident.
If you really think you'll be better off not wearing a seatbelt, then by
all means don't. But why bother carrying on like a 5 year old about it?
http://www.rta.nsw.gov.au/roadsafety/downloads/father.mpg
http://www.transport.sa.gov.au/rss/video_files/crash.wmv
http://www.transport.sa.gov.au/rss/video_files/restraint_use_05-06.wmv
http://www.thinkroadsafety.gov.uk/campaigns/seatbelts/download/always.mpg
http://www.thinkroadsafety.gov.uk/campaigns/seatbelts/download/backwards.mpg

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Gerry Atrick - 12 Oct 2006 07:35 GMT
>When I was 10 the car in front of my family veered onto the wrong side
>of the road and collided head on with a car coming the other way. None
>of the occupants in the car in front were wearing seatbelts, 4 were
>killed instantly, the 5th has permanent brain damage. The single
>o
Just curious. Were YOU the 5th occupant?
Sir Lex - 13 Oct 2006 00:10 GMT
>> When I was 10 the car in front of my family veered onto the wrong side
>> of the road and collided head on with a car coming the other way. None
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Just curious. Were YOU the 5th occupant?
Yes, I was the 5th occupant in the car in front of me.

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gpsman - 12 Oct 2006 06:06 GMT
buckleup@4safety.com wrote: <brevity snip>
> I just came back from death for a brief moment to tell everyone
> BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY !!!!
Buckle up for safety, buckle up
Buckle up for safety, always buckle up
Show the world you care, by the belt you wear
Buckle up for safety
When you're driving, buckle up.
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- gpsman
Gerry Atrick - 12 Oct 2006 07:42 GMT
>buckleup@4safety.com wrote: <brevity snip>
>
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>
>- gpsman
If you're happy and you know it, buckle up
When you're kissing in the front seat, buckle up
When your screwing in the rear seat, buckle up
When your dick is hard
When her tits are wet......
BUCKLE UP - BUCKLE UP - BUCKLE UP !!!!
(Sung to the tune of "When you're happy and you know it, clap your
hands".)
spamTHISbrp@yahoo.com - 12 Oct 2006 14:07 GMT
> >buckleup@4safety.com wrote: <brevity snip>
> >
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> (Sung to the tune of "When you're happy and you know it, clap your
> hands".)
My mom was driving a bunch of kids around- scouts, something like that.
She told everyone to buckle up.
She started driving, made sure everyone was buckled up and said "This
car doesn't move unless everyone is buckled up".
Smartass in the back said, "Well, we're moving and my seatbelt isn't
on".
WOMP went the brakes, and mr. smartass ate seat-back.
Classic.
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