My husband is going to Marry his Car

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letterman@invalid.com - 02 Jun 2008 03:45 GMT

I want a divorce, because my husband is going to Marry his Car. He
just told me he was going to get rings for the car. Not only one, but
a whole set of them. Hell, when we married I only got one ring from
the cheap bastard. I always knew he was in love with that car, and
now I know he loves that damn car more than me. I am very hurt.
Tomorrow I go to the lawyer.

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Forrest - 02 Jun 2008 21:53 GMT

>I want a divorce, because my husband is going to Marry his Car. He
> just told me he was going to get rings for the car. Not only one, but
> a whole set of them. Hell, when we married I only got one ring from
> the cheap bastard. I always knew he was in love with that car, and
> now I know he loves that damn car more than me. I am very hurt.
> Tomorrow I go to the lawyer.

Personally, I think you're over reacting. Rings are no big deal ... just as
long as he hasn't bored and stroked her and got her cat hot .. you have
nothing to worry about.

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Raymond Sirois - 03 Jun 2008 04:50 GMT

>I want a divorce, because my husband is going to Marry his Car. He
>just told me he was going to get rings for the car. Not only one, but
>a whole set of them. Hell, when we married I only got one ring from
>the cheap bastard. I always knew he was in love with that car, and
>now I know he loves that damn car more than me. I am very hurt.
>Tomorrow I go to the lawyer.

Oddly enough, I think he'll be much, much better off that way.

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Doug Adams - 05 Jul 2008 11:48 GMT

At least with a car you have to renew the license every year. If the car
doesn't treat him right throughout the year he just trades it off on a newer
model. Much less expensive than a divorce.

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