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Car Forum / Chevrolet / Chevrolet Corvette / June 2004

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Diode - 24 Jun 2004 22:31 GMT
This showed up along with the rest of my daily spam.  Rather than just
throw it away I thought I would do some good with it.  It's pretty
obvious that "dave" is so full of crap that it's backed up to his head,
so here's the solution (read on):

Superior Health
Through Internal Cleansing

Realistic effects...

"My husband and I both did the cleanse in the Fall of '98. We both lost
weight and cleansed our entire systems, not just the colon. My husband
passed things that had been inside for a long time, like bubble gum he
used to swallow when he was 8-10 years old. His cholesterol dropped around
60 points in the month!"
.. C.M., Bourbonnais, IL.
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Shut up, Dave.

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'68 L-79 Coupe
'79 Triumph Bonneville

tdodge - 24 Jun 2004 22:41 GMT
> Realistic effects...
> My husband
> passed things that had been inside for a long time, like bubble gum he
> used to swallow when he was 8-10 years old. His cholesterol dropped around
> 60 points in the month!"
> .. C.M., Bourbonnais, IL.
she looks through her husbands' poop and identifies 20 yr
old bubble gum?  More problems than cholesterol in that
pair.
RWDoyle - 25 Jun 2004 02:51 GMT
Maybe her husband is "I-zheet M'drurz" and she was just doing the laundry.

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1979 L48

> > Realistic effects...
> > My husband
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> old bubble gum?  More problems than cholesterol in that
> pair.
Diode - 25 Jun 2004 03:06 GMT
RWDoyle spoke thusly...

> she looks through her husbands' poop and identifies 20 yr
> old bubble gum?  More problems than cholesterol in that
> pair.

> Maybe her husband is "I-zheet M'drurz" and she was just doing the laundry.

ROFL!
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'68 L-79 Coupe
'79 Triumph Bonneville
Shut up, dave.
Professional driver on a closed course.  Do not attempt.
Actual mileage may vary.

RicSeyler - 25 Jun 2004 19:05 GMT
hehehehehe

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Tedd Riggs - 26 Jun 2004 17:12 GMT
"20 yr old bubble gum?" ugh gross.  But maybe what she saw was really Dave's
brain ?

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Tedd

>> Realistic effects...
>> My husband
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> old bubble gum?  More problems than cholesterol in that
> pair.
 
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