Get a Yugo, they're free (some people will pay you to take them),
they're small and since they aren't worth anyhing, wolves won't eat them
and no one will steal them (they also have just enough power to mow a
lawn).

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There are two classes of pedestrians in these days of reckless motor
traffic - the quick and the dead.
~ Lord Dewar 1933 ~

Climbing into a hot car is like buckling on a pistol.  It is the great
equalizer.  ~ Henry G. Felsen 1964 ~