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Car Forum / Chrysler Cars / November 2005Thou shalt not drive a Chrysler !!!
GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY. That means, if you drive a Chrysler, you're not blessed by GOD, have a risk of a traffic accident and in case of death you won't go to HEAVEN. So I think it's better to sell your Chrysler and buy some blessed automobile ! > GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY. The Word of the Lord says: "You send forth Your __fury__, it consumes them like straw" Exodus 15:7 So we know that not only goes God bless Chryslers, he owns one! Ted > GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY. That just proves god is a hypocrite. He had a Plymouth himself (He drove them out in His fury). And Paul had an early-'90s Dodge ("I was in the spirit on the lord's day). >> GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY. > > That just proves god is a hypocrite. He had a Plymouth himself (He drove > them out in His fury). > > And Paul had an early-'90s Dodge ("I was in the spirit on the lord's day). Yeah - but the Apostles were all in one Accord on the Day of Pentecoste! (I figured we might as well go thru our usual litany (pun intended) of Biblical car jokes like we usually do once they start). And wasn't there something about Moses having a Triumph? Bill Putney (To reply by e-mail, replace the last letter of the alphabet in my address with the letter 'x') >>> GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY. >> He had a Plymouth himself (He drove them out in His fury). And Paul had >> an early-'90s Dodge ("I was in the spirit on the lord's day). > Yeah - but the Apostles were all in one Accord on the Day of Pentecoste! True. > And wasn't there something about Moses having a Triumph? Yep! Descended the mountain in it, he did. Heaven only knows how he got it started to go up the mountain. British intrepidness, ol' son. But it did break down on the way.... DAS For direct contact replace nospam with schmetterling --- [...] > Yep! Descended the mountain in it, he did. Heaven only knows how he got it > started to go up the mountain. >> And wasn't there something about Moses having a Triumph? > > Yep! Descended the mountain in it, he did. Heaven only knows how he got > it started to go up the mountain. Helicopter. Its the only explanation. >>> And wasn't there something about Moses having a Triumph? >> >> Yep! Descended the mountain in it, he did. Heaven only knows how he >> got it started to go up the mountain. > > Helicopter. Its the only explanation. Well, no, the Triumph was the *reason* he was descending the mountain; the Lucas starter had packed it in again. nate  Signaturereplace "fly" with "com" to reply. http://home.comcast.net/~njnagel > GOD said that Chryslers are UNHOLY. How could he? He doesn't exist. RE: God > How could he? He doesn't exist. Yeah, he does. I've seen him. He's retired, living in a double wide on the west side of Dubuque Iowa just off of Derby Grange Road. > Yeah, he does. I've seen him. He's retired, living in a double wide on the > west side of Dubuque But does He drive a Chrysler? >> Yeah, he does. I've seen him. He's retired, living in a double wide on >> the west side of Dubuque > > But does He drive a Chrysler? Ain'tchya been paying attention? He drives a Plymouth. A Fury. >... He drives a Plymouth. A Fury. Wow, he had one back in Old Testament days and still drives one today. Now THAT'S owner loyalty. Maybe I should have kept my Horizon. At 62 I need all the help I can get. |
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