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Car Forum / Citroen Cars / February 2006

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Citroen is a gay Frog-o-Mobile

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Eric Coldo - 23 Apr 2004 07:36 GMT
I´d never use an automobile created by the incompetent, cowardly and
gay French, these cars move like frogs - hop, hop, hop.

I recommend to burn to frog crap and buy a good American car.
Adrian - 23 Apr 2004 09:20 GMT
> I?d never use an automobile created by the incompetent, cowardly and
> gay French, these cars move like frogs - hop, hop, hop.
>
> I recommend to burn to frog crap and buy a good American car.

Oooh, look - a troll. Not a very original one, and one that's daft enough
to put his own email address in the header.

Oi, Spambots! old_cicero@yahoo.com, yes - that's old_cicero@yahoo.com,
wants to receive your attentions.

Please, troll, enlighten me as to how I buy a "good american car" in the
UK? The sales situation for them is the same as that for "frog cars" in the
US - they aren't sold.

Now, go away. School's back soon, and you've got a lot of homework to do.
CAS - 23 Apr 2004 09:35 GMT
> > I?d never use an automobile created by the incompetent, cowardly and
> > gay French, these cars move like frogs - hop, hop, hop.
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> Oi, Spambots! old_cicero@yahoo.com, yes - that's old_cicero@yahoo.com,
> wants to receive your attentions.

Did you know that spambots pick up email addresses better if you add the
mailto tags, thus...

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I do appologise for the repetition - its just to make sure you understand
the concept.  ;-)

Its just a pity that yahoo's spam filtering is getting better.

CAS
CAS - 23 Apr 2004 09:39 GMT
A quick google on dick-for-brains' email address...

http://tinyurl.com/2klfv

CAS
2Rowdy - 23 Apr 2004 16:54 GMT
Message i.d.:<news:c6aknv$9tk5s$1@ID-193985.news.uni-berlin.de>,
by author CAS aka <calumscottTAKETHISBITOUT@yahoo.com> inspired me,
> A quick google on dick-for-brains' email address...
>
> http://tinyurl.com/2klfv
>
> CAS

Nasty :-)
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****** - 30 Apr 2004 00:42 GMT
i am sure that citroen is french for lemon!!!!

good engines + handling but the rest is just sour !!!

a mechanics nightmare.

1991 zx 1.4 fitted with 1997 1.4i engine and twin choke solex carb (goes
like sh1t off a shovel)

> > I?d never use an automobile created by the incompetent, cowardly and
> > gay French, these cars move like frogs - hop, hop, hop.
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>
> Now, go away. School's back soon, and you've got a lot of homework to do.
Adrian - 30 Apr 2004 08:32 GMT
> i am sure that citroen is french for lemon!!!!

No, "citron" is. "Citroen" (with the accent over the E) is a corruption of
the Dutch for lemon.

> good engines + handling but the rest is just sour !!!
>
> a mechanics nightmare.
>
> 1991 zx 1.4 fitted with 1997 1.4i engine and twin choke solex carb
> (goes like sh1t off a shovel)

Would you abuse Peugeot for the same? I only ask because a ZX is a Peugeot,
not a Citroen.
Nick Read - 30 Apr 2004 17:51 GMT
> i am sure that citroen is french for lemon!!!!
>
> good engines + handling but the rest is just sour !!!
>
> a mechanics nightmare.

Any mechanic who thinks the ZX is a nightmare to work
on shouldn't be a mechanic.

Nick
Adrian - 30 Apr 2004 18:49 GMT
>> i am sure that citroen is french for lemon!!!!
>>
>> good engines + handling but the rest is just sour !!!
>>
>> a mechanics nightmare.

> Any mechanic who thinks the ZX is a nightmare to work
> on shouldn't be a mechanic.

Or should be handed a *real* Citroen to work on... They'll soon be crying
and pleading for that nice bland Peugeot back again!
Nick Read - 30 Apr 2004 19:10 GMT
> >> i am sure that citroen is french for lemon!!!!
> >>
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> Or should be handed a *real* Citroen to work on..

Something like a complete re-pipe on a DS perhaps ?!

> They'll soon be crying and pleading for that nice
>  bland Peugeot back again!
Adrian - 30 Apr 2004 20:42 GMT
>> > Any mechanic who thinks the ZX is a nightmare to work
>> > on shouldn't be a mechanic.

>> Or should be handed a *real* Citroen to work on..

> Something like a complete re-pipe on a DS perhaps ?!

Semi-auto injection, of course.

Or re-sealing the front exhaust pipes on my Ami Super, p'raps...
Nick Read - 23 Apr 2004 19:02 GMT
>buy a good American car.

If there were any, I probably would.

Nick
Steinar Svin? - 24 Apr 2004 01:32 GMT
>> buy a good American car.
>
> If there were any, I probably would.

Never trust an American !
They couldn't put O. J. Simpson into jail, and they call the Corvette a
sportscar

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VTR16V - 25 Apr 2004 02:08 GMT
> >> buy a good American car.
> >
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> They couldn't put O. J. Simpson into jail, and they call the Corvette a
> sportscar

Citroen Xsara WRC and Peugeot 206 WRC, both very successful
in the WRC Rally. Where are the american cars???
Same for F1 race, we have French cars and German cars, but no
american cars.
Adrian - 25 Apr 2004 11:27 GMT
"VTR16V" <H0520450@hotmail.com> gurgled happily, sounding much like they
were saying:

> Same for F1 race, we have French cars and German cars, but no
> american cars.

And the German team's Toyota...

But who's the French?

Sauber's Swiss.
Ferrari and Minardi are Italian.
All the rest are British - Renault and Williams are in Oxfordshire, BAR and
Jordan in Northamptonshire, McLaren in Surrey, Jaguar in Buckinghamshire.
(Apart from McLaren, the others are all within 50 miles of each other...)
tersono - 15 May 2004 19:49 GMT
>I´d never use an automobile created by the incompetent, cowardly and
>gay French, these cars move like frogs - hop, hop, hop.
>
>I recommend to burn to frog crap and buy a good American car.

See sigfile.

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Gene S. Park - 08 Feb 2006 00:42 GMT
This character is really stupid. There is no such thing anymore as a 'real
American car'. US cars are built from bits and pieces made in 3rd world
sweatshops, unless you can count the Hondas, Toyotas and Hundais built in
the US as American cars. But then again they are built from bits and pieces
from Asia.
The last really good American cars were Packards--big, durable and
indestructible.
Obviously this moron has never had the pleasure of riding in a CXA 25
Prestige. However, his limited intellect would preclude his ability to
appreciate anything fine and well made.

> I´d never use an automobile created by the incompetent, cowardly and
> gay French, these cars move like frogs - hop, hop, hop.
>
> I recommend to burn to frog crap and buy a good American car.
 
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