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Car Forum / Citroen Cars / November 2004Citroens are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! !
Citroens are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like Citroens, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop driving them now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Citroens are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like Citroens.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! That's *exactly* why we love 'em! Now, stop cross-posting and get back to your homework, there's a good chap. CAS > > Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > * / \_ /- | | | > * ___ c_c_c_C/ \C_c_c_c____________ Message i.d.:<news:3036pnF2qf0k6U1@uni-berlin.de>, by author CAS aka <calumscottREMOVETHISBIT@yahoo.com> inspired me, >> Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > > That's *exactly* why we love 'em! Oh yeah.  SignatureJohan; Certifiable me; Reply to Hotm ail No, I am not demented, just gray haired >Citroens are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! If you reply to this twat, don't forget to remove the Canadian newsgroup he is attempting to bring down by flooding it with crossposts. [cross-posing removed][that's not a typo][well, not now it isn't!] snip Interesting; a Googling troll from the 'far east'? $ whois 203.157.14.247 % [whois.apnic.net node-2] % Whois data copyright terms http://www.apnic.net/db/dbcopyright.html inetnum: 203.157.0.0 - 203.157.255.255 netname: MOPH-TH descr: Information Technology Office descr: The Permanent Secretary Office, descr: Ministry of Public Health, Thailand . . . > Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! wodzha mean, 'were'? Signature-- ^^^^^^^^^^ -- Whiskers -- ~~~~~~~~~~ >> Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > > wodzha mean, 'were'? He is referring to series 1 XMs and Activas... ;) Message i.d.:<news:304a59F2qqgmgU1@uni-berlin.de>, by author hissing aka <hissing@gmail.com> inspired me, >>> Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! >> >> wodzha mean, 'were'? > > He is referring to series 1 XMs and Activas... ;) The series 1 is *The Original*. Sparks due to the electric system are free and can be considered a feature. SignatureJohan; Certifiable me; Reply to Hotm ail Newsgroups Are used to spread virusses. Did your newsreader post that virus? > Message i.d.:<news:304a59F2qqgmgU1@uni-berlin.de>, > by author hissing aka <hissing@gmail.com> inspired me, [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Sparks due to the electric system are free and can be considered a > feature. My wife's ZX is the epitome of evil, I have to top up the radiator with holy water just to keep it in check, and every time I work on it, it still gets its blood sacrifice. Stuart >> Message i.d.:<news:304a59F2qqgmgU1@uni-berlin.de>, >> by author hissing aka <hissing@gmail.com> inspired me, [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Stuart Plus - forgot to add, what's this guy Hans-Marc Olsen got against Sun Microsystems (Canada) ? You reckon he was sacked or somthing? He's blatted every newsgroup going with the same sort of crap, must have taken him days to do it. Poor sad wee basket. >> Message i.d.:<news:304a59F2qqgmgU1@uni-berlin.de>, >> by author hissing aka <hissing@gmail.com> inspired me, [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > > Stuart My ZX is always very well-behaved after a small prayer. Signature-- ^^^^^^^^^^ -- Whiskers -- ~~~~~~~~~~ >Citroens are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Citroens were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! Hey ! The man is right !!! Can't you see ? Good Lord, they even drive on three wheels !!! There certainly is something magical about them... And we're talking black magic, here !!! Ever since I bought my BX, I have been obsessed with Citroens... Oh, God, what have I done... I need an exorcism now... To save my soul and save my money (just paid 150 euros for a gear linkage)... :-P :-P :-P |
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