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OT: Icedog (Polarpuppy) - slipped his lead

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beaverpup - 25 Jun 2005 11:31 GMT
As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs that
Icedog is no more.

As Icedog (my partner) died unexpectedly  while we were holidaying 10 June
Norway, thereby causing me grief and still problems with repatriation. The
main problem with this is waiting on translation of death certificate.,
therefore unable to do legal things.

Among his wishes was to let NGs know how much fun and enjoyment over the
years he has had reading, contributing and occasional flaming/troll
outbursts.

and the below posting while reading uk.rec.humour helped

Re: Credit Card Craziness
Thanks Rowland
I needed this to help put things into perspective, made me laugh.
"Rowland Croucher" <rccroucher@removethispleaseoptusnet.com.au> wrote in
message news:42bbdf90$0$13943$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...

> HOW CRAZY IS THIS?

I know he sometime posted under my account but he always signed Icedog or
his old handle polarpups/polarpuppy.

I think that at the moment I may go back to lurking in the shadows until I
find the strength to come back.

Therefore I would appreciate those that came up against him when posting
remember in own way and that whatever happens in life the universe will
still be there long after death.

BP
Karen - 25 Jun 2005 15:31 GMT
Really sorry to hear about anyone's passing. My condolences. Hope the furred
ones comfort you some.
Geordie the Forgery - 25 Jun 2005 16:56 GMT
Condolencies BP.
Icedog will be missed in URH.

Hope the wake goes well.

GtF
Grimly Curmudgeon - 25 Jun 2005 19:03 GMT
We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the
drugs began to take hold. I remember "Geordie the Forgery"
<geordie4567@btinternet.com> saying something like:

>Condolencies BP.
>Icedog will be missed in URH.
>
>Hope the wake goes well.

Towed behind the boat, it should do.
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beaverpup - 26 Jun 2005 23:17 GMT
> Condolencies BP.
> Icedog will be missed in URH.
>
> Hope the wake goes well.
>
> GtF
Should do the coffin is Norweigan pine
black-dog - 27 Jun 2005 00:32 GMT
I noticed that Message-ID: <kQFve.5464$iT1.1475@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>
from beaverpup contained the following:

>Should do the coffin is Norweigan pine
Lovely grain, Norwegian pine...

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A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

Geordie the Forgery - 28 Jun 2005 02:15 GMT
>I noticed that Message-ID: <kQFve.5464$iT1.1475@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>
> from beaverpup contained the following:
>
>>Should do the coffin is Norweigan pine
> Lovely grain, Norwegian pine...

Beautiful linage!
Bioboffin - 28 Jun 2005 14:25 GMT
>> I noticed that Message-ID: <kQFve.5464$iT1.1475@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>
>> from beaverpup contained the following:
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Beautiful linage!

The lineage has nothing to do with it...
black-dog - 28 Jun 2005 16:06 GMT
I noticed that Message-ID: <Vccwe.6298$ZR1.179@newsfe2-gui.ntli.net>
from Bioboffin contained the following:

>>>> Should do the coffin is Norweigan pine
>>> Lovely grain, Norwegian pine...
>>
>> Beautiful linage!
>
>The lineage has nothing to do with it...

I was just wondering, is it Norwegian pine from the fjords?

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A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.

beaverpup - 28 Jun 2005 08:52 GMT
> I noticed that Message-ID: <kQFve.5464$iT1.1475@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>
> from beaverpup contained the following:
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> black-dog
> A dog does not care about the previous dogs in your life.
You have permission to pay respects to coffin in usual dog protocol, just
miss my shoes ;-)
SP - 25 Jun 2005 22:23 GMT
> As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above
> NGs that Icedog is no more.
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> BP

Sorry to hear about your loss BP. <hugs>

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Stuart Gray - 25 Jun 2005 22:55 GMT
> As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs
> that
[quoted text clipped - 30 lines]
>
> BP

posting from alt.autos.citroen

So sorry to hear of your loss, and ours. God Bless. The answer is still 42
though.
Geezer - 26 Jun 2005 21:53 GMT
> As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs that
> Icedog is no more.
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
>
> BP

Been away for a few days and just got back and read this.

So sorry for your loss BP, words are sometimes more than just words, this is
one of those times I hope.

ID will be missed here in URH...as well as elsewhere...R.I.P :-(((((

And my thoughts are with you at this time, you have to deal with all the
problems as well as losing your partner...not easy. And thank you for taking
the time to let us know.
Lister - 26 Jun 2005 22:14 GMT
>> As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs
>that
[quoted text clipped - 41 lines]
>problems as well as losing your partner...not easy. And thank you for taking
>the time to let us know.

Is it a bad idea to ask what he died from?

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Lisa - 26 Jun 2005 22:43 GMT
So sorry to hear your sad news, beaverpup.
Lisa

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beaverpup - 26 Jun 2005 23:24 GMT
3rd heart attack
Lister - 26 Jun 2005 23:49 GMT
>3rd heart attack

Oh dear.

Was he/she old?

Condolences

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beaverpup - 28 Jun 2005 08:52 GMT
> >3rd heart attack
> Oh dear.
> Was he/she old?
> Condolences

Lister I presume you are just out of kindergarten and not use to Net
Protocol yet.  I suggest you go into the door that you are standing next to
marked "HISTORY" and research this subject, the clues are there somewhere.
Mind you, you might have to go through trillion of postings.
When you have an answer you can comeback and I may confirm it.
Happy surfing.
BP (Silversurfer.......................)
Lister - 28 Jun 2005 12:39 GMT
>> >3rd heart attack
>> Oh dear.
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>Protocol yet.  I suggest you go into the door that you are standing next to
>marked "HISTORY" and research this subject, the clues are there somewhere.

Umm, I'm not sure I understand what you're saying.

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Geordie the Forgery - 28 Jun 2005 02:15 GMT
> 3rd heart attack

3rd?

Ouch!

Good on him for surviving the second.

Again, condolences.

ID will be missed.

(P.S. I hope it wasn't you that caused the 3rd)
(P.P.S. Or there again, I hope it was.)
<MAJOR GRIN>
petrolcan - 28 Jun 2005 02:20 GMT
> > 3rd heart attack
>
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>
> Good on him for surviving the second.

sh.t happens

> Again, condolences.

sh.t happens

> ID will be missed.

You sure?

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Geordie the Forgery - 29 Jun 2005 21:26 GMT
>> > 3rd heart attack
>>
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> You sure?

Yes I am!!!

He was a good bloke and a good poster.

I will *not* have anything said against him.
Wm... - 28 Jun 2005 14:37 GMT
Sat, 25 Jun 2005 10:31:31 <7oave.3375$iT1.705@newsfe1-win.ntli.net>
uk.rec.humour beaverpup <beaverpup@tesco.net>

>As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs that
>Icedog is no more.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>years he has had reading, contributing and occasional flaming/troll
>outbursts.

<fx: rummages through urh goody bag>

<fx: thinks>

OK how about you take all these old floppy disks and transfer Icedog's
postings to them, pop them in the coffin (if only metaphorically).

We also have a bunch of old match boxes and spent cheap cigarette
lighters which appeared  to be useless until now but can add a serious
amount of ooomph to a traditional Norwegian funeral.

I presume you will be doing the burning boat?

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Malaika - 29 Jun 2005 07:39 GMT
>>As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs
>>that
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
>
> I presume you will be doing the burning boat?

Ooh, yes - burning boat sounds great - I want one of those when I go...

I presume from the "Icedog" that he had a certain affinity for the Norse,
too?

Anyway, my condolences on your loss beaverpup - I'll think of Icedog next
time I get drunk...
Geordie the Forgery - 29 Jun 2005 21:26 GMT
>>>As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above NGs
>>>that
[quoted text clipped - 31 lines]
> Anyway, my condolences on your loss beaverpup - I'll think of Icedog next
> time I get drunk...

I've already had one to ID.
(Being a Makem, what else did you expect?)
<Break a leg BP>
beaverpup - 30 Jun 2005 07:51 GMT
Snipped
> > We also have a bunch of old match boxes and spent cheap cigarette lighters
> > which appeared  to be useless until now but can add a serious amount of
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Anyway, my condolences on your loss beaverpup - I'll think of Icedog next
> time I get drunk...

Unfortunately I not allowed to burn any boats (legally) due to red tape from
Health & Safety, Maritime Regs, Police, Coastguard etc............
Mind you if anyone got a reasonable size swimming pool and small boat
probably could come to some arrangement.
But as going to Crem anyway could set fire to paper boat.
BP
Wm... - 30 Jun 2005 23:28 GMT
Thu, 30 Jun 2005 06:51:41 <1EMwe.13360$Ar5.10975@newsfe5-win.ntli.net>
uk.rec.humour beaverpup <beaverpup@tesco.net>

>Snipped
>> > We also have a bunch of old match boxes and spent cheap cigarette
[quoted text clipped - 12 lines]
>Mind you if anyone got a reasonable size swimming pool and small boat
>probably could come to some arrangement.

Hmmmmn

>But as going to Crem anyway could set fire to paper boat.

Exactly, join the thought to disposal of ashes.  Small boat, a favourite
beach.  If it is the way he'd have wanted to go ...

====

A friend of mine (who lives in London) happened to have his rather
perverse minded father die (and be cremated) in Canada with a wish that
his ashes should be scattered on his favourite golf course in NY State,
USA.  Unfortunately the transfer of the ashes was "not allowed" (or at
least not without a lot of fuss).  A while later he went on holiday to
the US and asked the club if he could walk his father's favourite course
... his pockets were empty at the end of the walk.

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ThePetAlchemist@FastMail.FM - 11 Jul 2005 20:02 GMT
HOWEDY beaverpup,

> As controversial in life so death, I would like to
> inform the above NGs that Icedog is no more.

Well that's too bad...

> As Icedog (my partner) died unexpectedly while we were
> holidaying 10 June Norway, thereby causing me grief and
> still problems with repatriation.

Inconsiderate little snot, eh beaverpup?

> The main problem with this is waiting on translation
> of death certificate., therefore unable to do legal things.

NO PROBLEM.

> Among his wishes was to let NGs know how much fun and
> enjoyment over the years he has had reading, contributing
> and occasional flaming/troll outbursts.

PERHAPS you shoulda spent A FEW MINUTES of some
of them years TRAININ your dog so IT wouldn't
run HOWET on you and GET DEAD, eh beaverpup?

> and the below posting while reading uk.rec.humour helped

F that bullshit, beaverpup. That crap AIN'T EVEN FUNNY.

At least it AIN'T SO FUNNY as your own words, beaverpup:

Here's a WORD of WIZEDOM from yourself:

From: "beaverpup" <beaver...@tesco.net>
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:13:21 GMT
Subject: Re: Seriously Ill Bassett Pup

Poor little pup. Well, your family will know better
next time. Never, never, buy a puppy at distance on
spec.

If you can't go the extra mile to ensure the well-
being of a future member of your family for many
years then you shouldn't contemplate owning a dog.
Buy a housebrick.

Icedog (beaverpup's husband.)

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHHAHAAA!!!

NHOWE, back to the FUN but not so FUNNY STUFF:

> Re: Credit Card Craziness

> Thanks Rowland

> I needed this to help put things into perspective,
> made me laugh.

> "Rowland Croucher" <rccroucher@removethispleaseoptusnet.com.au> wrote in
> message news:42bbdf90$0$13943$afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> BP
SP - 12 Jul 2005 01:27 GMT
> HOWEDY beaverpup,
>
> > As controversial in life so death, I would like to
> > inform the above NGs that Icedog is no more.
>
> Well that's too bad...

<snips sh.t>

You really are an inconsiderate, thick, little troll, aren't you.

I wouldn't p*ss on you if you were on fire.

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Andrea - 12 Jul 2005 11:45 GMT
"SP" <Lesley@scorbydax.co.uk> wrote in message news:18EAe.67927
> <snips sh.t>
>
> You really are an inconsiderate, thick, little troll, aren't you.
>
> I wouldn't p*ss on you if you were on fire.

For someone to even contemplate trolling someone who is grieving, suggests a
personality disorder.

Andrea
ThePetAlchemist@FastMail.FM - 16 Jul 2005 17:44 GMT
HOWEDY sp,

> > HOWEDY beaverpup,
> >
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> >
> <snips sh.t>

Had Iceberg's mommy not jerked and choked IT
he WOULDN'T have "SLIPPED HIS LEAD" and RUN
HOWET on HIS ABUSER and GOT DEAD <{); ~ ) >

> You really are an inconsiderate, thick, little
> troll, aren't you.

Tsk, tsk. Let's talk abHOWET trainin dogs?

HOWE COME Guide Dogs for BLIND folks know
HOWE to cross a street withHOWET gettin
RUN DHOWEN?

HOWE COME dogs "SLIP" their leads when
they're being forced and intimidated
and RUN HOWET on their people and GET
DEAD, here abHOWETS?

> I wouldn't p*ss on you if you were on fire.

Tsk tsk. THAT could get your dick knocked in
the dirt, here abHOWETS <{); ~ ) >

          "Knock His Dick In The Dirt For Pissin"

HOWEDY People,

THAT'S the TRAININ ADVICE diddler gave to
tara o. aka tee, HOWER Boxer Rescue of NC
representative, the SAME tara o. aka tee
who MURDERED her own DEAD Boxer Rescue
Dog Summer for FEAR AGGRESSION of small
children DESPITE that she was RAISED with
a small child and IN SPITE of havin an offer
of a PERMENANT SAFE FREE HOWES where she'd
NEVER be hurt intimidated or MURDERED.

HOWEDY diddler,

>From: diddy <d...@nospam.diddy.net>
>Date: Tue, 12 Jul 2005 20:28:51 -0500
>Subject: Re: Help w/Joe Joe!!!!

>Note: The author of this message
>requested that it not be archived. This
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
><crappolagozh...@netscape.net> whittled
>the following words:

>>> I find it hard to believe he didn't mark
>>> previously also.

So called marking is a SYMPTOM of ANXXXIHOWESNESS.

>>> But He may be trying to establish dominance.

THAT'S INSANE. There AIN'T NO SUCH THING as
"DOMINANCE" in dogs. What you DOG LOVERS call
DOMINANCE is FEAR. ALL AGGRESSION IS FEAR and
if there IS such a thing as "DOMINANCE PISSIN"
as professora melanie got with her dog Skeeter,
IT'S A FEAR BEHAVIOR, not dominance, which MEANS
HURTING the dog will ONLY make it MOORE FEARFUL.

> I'd give him a real hard dose of NILIF

PERHAPS diddler FORGOT this dog is already being
abused by a alpha dominance NILIF EXXXPERT.

> and let him know YOU are the boss.

You mean, DOMINANT? PERHAPS your DOMINANCE PISSIN
problems are the RESULT of ALLELOMIMETIC behavior?

Your dogs are COPYING your fear and abuse.

>> He established his dominance immediately

IOW, he was FEAR AGGRESSIVE from the git go.
Fancy is the FEAR AGGRESSIVE alpha in tara o.
aka tee's HOWES. She LEARNED it from tara o.
aka tee.

>> and he's the only dog Fancy has ever fully
>> submitted to

On accHOWENT of HE is MOORE AFRAID of her
than she is of him, so HE DEFENDS HIMSELF
WITH HIS LIFE, dog lovers.

THAT'S YOUR DOMINANCE.

>> like that without so much as a skirmish.

DUH? Fancy KNOWS he's SO AFRAID he'll KILL HER
if she scares him anyMOORE and THAT'S HOWE COME
Fancy is DEPRESSED, she's NOT the MOST FEARFUL
dog in tara o. aka tee's HOWES <{); ~ ) >

>> He didn't need to use any physical force either.

Duh?

>> His previous adoptive family said he'd recently
>> begun trying to exert dominance over their female
>> bully.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

>> They also said he did so without using physical
>> aggression.  When he fostered here a year ago he
>> was dominant then too but since he didn't mark
>> other dogs it didn't seem as blatant

BWEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

> That  seems to be an issue.

Yeah, good point. Let's talk abHOWET givin
PERMENANT SAFE HOWESES to dogs. Let's talk
abHOWET not hurtin and murderin and DUMPING
dogs you can't train on accHOWENT of you
CAN'T STOP HURTIN THEM.

> He's claiming Fancy and everything in his domain as HIS.

THAT'S INSANE.

>  I still reccomend a healthy dose of NILIF.

THAT'S diddler. She's INSANE.

> And I don't believe I'd give him access
> to pee on poor Fancy either.

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

THAT MEANS SHE'D SEPARATE THEM.

> When Torin came here, Reka gave Torin Alpha on a plate.

SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE?

> But Reka didn't ike how Torin ran the show.

IOW, diddler GOT THE SAME PROBLEM for THE SAME REASON.

> Reka was used to Danny's wise leadership,

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

>  and with Torin in charge, and no clue what
> the housze rules were, well Reka just couldn't
> watch.  Reka would hide in the bath tub Until
> Finally Reka could take no more.

S-HOWENDS LIKE ALPHA THINKIN, don't it.

You'll NOTICE ALL HOWER ALPHA trainers are lying
dog abusing punk thug coward mental cases like
tara o. aka tee, shelly, diddler, malinda, well,
the list goes on an on...

> And Reka took over.

SHE DEFENDED HERSELF.

> She didn't know how to lead, but she could
> figure it out better than Torin.

THAT'S ABSURD.

> I think the loss of a leader dog makes a huge impact.

THAT'S INSANE. Dogs BOND TOGETHER in DEFENSE from
their ABUSERS, dog lovers. THAT'S your "LEADERSHIP",
diddler.

>  And Fancy is feeling the loss of her companion,

AS IS diddler's dog even after WON YEAR.

> and I suspect she's wondering about the wisdom
> of the current leader.

THAT'S INSANE.

> Being peed on doesn't help her much.

Takes the GUESSWORK HOWETA WONDERIN, diddler.

> I think NILIF should help you take command.

The dog is PISSIN on accHOWENT of HE'S AFRAID.

Giving the dog sumpthin to REALLY FEAR MIGHT DO IT.

But it WON'T UNLESS tara o. aka tee can HURT HIM
EVERY TIME HE DOES IT, and SHE CAN'T, on accHOWENT
of she AIN'T GOT THE INTELLECT to HOWEtwit the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog <{); ~ ) >

> And if he already recognizes you as the dominant
> commanding leader,

NHOWE THAT'S SCARY.

> his peeing on Fancy is giving you the finger.

Hmmm. This IS "ALL abHOWET ME", ain't it, dog lovers.

> When the renal panels are done,

Medically testing the dog for anXXXIHOWESNESS
BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS IS INSANE, and MALPRACTICE.

>  and of he's healthy,

The dog is VERY HEELTHY, just VERY SCARED.

>  I'd probably just knock his dick in the
> dirt everytime he peed on my dog.

Yeah, and you'll probably GET BIT and MURDER IT.

> If caught in the act, he should be able
> to make the distinction between outside
> appropriateness, and Fancy Inappropriateness.

RIGHT. JUST LIKE HOWE SHE DONE.

AND THAT'S HOWE COME THE PROBLEM GOT WORSE.

>From: diddy <d...@nospam.diddy.net>
>Date: Thu, 14 Jul 2005 12:44:52 -0500

>Subject: Re: Argh!

> Note: The author of this message requested that
> it not be archived. This message will be removed
> from Groups in 6 days (Jul 21, 1:44 pm). in thread
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>Tee"
><crappolagozh...@netscape.net
>> whittled the following words:

>> I haven't intervened except when he's about to mark her

Which has TAUGHT Joe Joe to DO that behavior
EVERY TIME when tara o. aka tee AIN'T LOOKIN.

>>  or, occasionally, when we're giving out attention
>> and he bodily keeps her from getting any.

On accHOWENT of he's NEEDY, he's AFRAID.
He's AFRAID Fancy and tara o. aka tee
are fixing to GANG UP ON HIM and HURT
HIM someMOORE, as they BEEN PLANNIN on doin.

>> Otherwise I stay out of all dog-dog interactions

IOW, she LET'S THEM FIGHT IT HOWET.

>> as best as possible because I don't want to give Joe
>> Joe any further reason to feel a need to prove himself
>> with her.

BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!

> Perhaps he feels he's running the show (obviously)

Fancy ATTACKED him last week.

> Perhaps it's time you establish that you are the
> HEAD HONCHO/BIG CHEESE.

INDEEDY. tara o. aka tee DONE THAT... EXXXCEPT
for the DOGGY Part, which she leaves to Fancy
to FIGGER HOWET on accHOWENT of tara o. aka
tee DON'T LIKE to GET INVOLVED between dog
heirarchies. BWEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAA!!!

What a load of crap, dog lovers.

> Start him on NILIF

JUST LIKE HOWE SHE'S DONE SINCE DAY WON.

>  and make a stand that he will NOT behave
>  like this in your presence,

JUST LIKE HOWE SHE DONE to TRAIN him to
DO THAT AS SOON AS tara o. aka tee AIN'T
IN CON-TROLL <{); ~ ) >

>  on your dog, on your property .. or EVER.

BWEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!

>  You want this to stop,

BUT EVERY THING SHE DOES MAKES HIM WORSE.

> and it WILL stop right now.

OR, tara o. aka tee will GET RID OF IT.

> Quit playing head games with him,

You mean, quit playin NILIF ALPHA grabbass
and chokin bribing crating sprayin aversives
and intimidating her dogs?

>  because he's winning.

You mean, he's WINNING the HEAD GAMES?

Naaah. That'd MEAN tara o. aka tee AIN'T
GOT the INTELLECT to HOWEtwit the cunnin
of the domestic puppy dog.

>  Take over.

THAT'S HOWE COME she just got a SHOCK COLLAR.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

"Tending To Agree With The Positive Reinforcement Method"?

HOWEDY People,

Hello Tara,

"Tara O." <tara29...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:n%Zy6.30496$BC6.8869056@e3500-chi1.usenetserver.co
m...

> I tend to agree with the positive reinforcement
> method.

Oh, that's nice. I tend to think people who tend to
agree with positive reinforcement methods tend to be
pulling our chains... That's what I tend to think,
based on my experience working with people who tend to
agree with positive reinforcement who TEND TO
hurt their dogs when their tendencies to use positive
methods are outweighed by their tendencies to run out
of information or intellect and TEND to get frustrated
and TEND NOT to do the things they TEND TO believe are
right, when they TEND to be frustrated, or TEND to be
at a loss for INTELLECT, and TEND TO resort to violence
because they TEND to be shy on BRAINS...

I TEND TO view those folks as hypocrites, that's what
I TEND to do because I just happen to TEND to be HONEST,

> IMO, shock collars should be used only after normal
> obedience training methods have failed.

If your NORMAL obedience training TENDED to properly
train dogs, there would be a TENDENCY to have well
trained dogs. But that's not the case, becasuse NORMAL
obedience training TENDS to provoke, intimidate, and
confound your dog and inhibit his ability to think
and learn to want to work and think and learn... SEE?

That's what I TEND to think about NORMAL obedience
training which TENDS to FAIL because it TENDS to
resort to VIOLENCE instead of TENDING TOWARDS
THE MOST EFFECTIVE SCIENTIFIC METHODS AVAILABLE.

> It just bothers me to imagine shocking my dog, even
> at a very low frequency.

It bothers me less to think of shocking the dog than
thinking about what punishment and confrontation can
do to a dog's temperament. That's what I tend to think
based on my thirty eight years professional experience
training dogs.

> I will definitely admit that there are many dogs who
> either can't or won't benefit from training without
> such things as e-collars.

Is that based on your thirty eight years of experience
specializing in temperament and behavior problems and
protection training in giant breed dogs? Or is that
based on your TENDANCY to believe incompetent dog
abusing Thugs who tell you they TEND to get excellent
results from HURTING dogs to train them because they
TEND NOT TO be intelligent enough to outwit the
cunning of the domestic puppy dog???

OR IS IT BASED ON YOUR TENDENCY TO MURDER
YOUR OWN DEAD DOG Summer?

> I just hope its a last-resort, not a first.

And I just hope you figure out why your pals here who
hurt dogs to train them TEND to claim they have me in
their killfiles, because they TEND NOT TO be able to
answer my questions in good conscience...That's what
they TEND to do around here because our lying dog
abusing Thugs TEND to be INCOMPETENT, IMMORAL,
UNETHICAL, UNPRINCIPLED, DOG ABUSING COWARDS.

Like yourself.

That's what I tend to think.

Your pal, Jerry "The PHONY," Howe. j;~}
The Amazing Puppy Wizard. <{) ; ~ ) >

<ThePuppyWiz...@EarthLink.Net>
Date: Thu, 07 Oct 2004 17:12:11
GMT Local: Thurs, Oct 7 2004 10:12 am

Subject: "I'm Shocked That I Shocked" tara o. aka tee,
NC Boxer Rescue Abuse

HOWEDY People

Here's WON of HOWER MENTAL CASES
hurtin dogs and lying abHOWET it again.

        "I'm shocked that I shocked"

> Due to someone reprimanding Jar-Jar & the word
> "rescue" in the post, I decided to read down and see
> what he was spewing now. I was able to learn that
> besides choking, pinching, crating, abusing and
> murdering my dog, I also shocked her. I must be
> suffering from amnesia.

> Can someone point me to a post where I said
> I shocked my dog, or any dog, or that I even
> know *how* to use an e-collar....assuming I had one
> which must have been stolen at the same time I lost
> my memory.

> One would think Jerry would be happy with the
> "murder" part and all my other training sins but
> evidently not.
> --
> Tara

HOWEDY tara o.,

You didn't HURT INTIMIDATE and MURFDER
your own DEAD DOG Summer:

Date: 2003-04-28 18:09:04 PST

> "Tara O." wrote:

> > Labs are a breed that are normally trained for
> > field work with ear pinches, e-collars and other
> > forms of physical interaction without making them
> > fearful or aggressive.

==============

From: Tara O. (tara29...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Dane hyper when passing other dogs
Date: 2001-04-21 12:07:54 PST

I think its pertinent to mention that I've never had
any dogs who exhibited signs of aggression or were in
any way, shape, or form resistent to whatever
"training" I did with them.

I would not feel comfortable relying on my past
experience or a book to train a dog to stop biting,
snapping or growling.
--
Tara O.

===================

From: Tara O. (tara29...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Canine Behaviors For Dummies
Date: 2001-06-11 19:42:23 PST

> I cant seem to understand why people believe prong
> collars are cruel and inhumane. They do nothing more
> than pinch, getting the attention of the animal.

> Choke collars, on the other hand, do permanent
> damage. They bruise the esophagus.

> Shock collars will eventually destroy nerve endings,
> much the same as electric fencing.

Joshua, you have just reopened a can of worms
that can quickly cause infestation here lol
--
Tara O.

===============

From: Tara O. (tara29...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: jerry howe
Date: 2001-04-04 11:58:06 PST

> People are tired of being abused and insulted simply
> for saying they use a prong collar, or a choke
> collar, or an e-collar, or a crate, etc. If you want
> to LEARN more about dog training and dog behavior,
> then listen to what they have to say, too.

"I've never not listened to what people say here.
I use a crate, am about to begin with a choke collar,
I'm not the bad guy here." tara o.

======================

From: Tara O. (tara29...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Electronic Training Collars
Date: 2001-05-11 17:29:33 PST

""Twzl, Sligo and Roy Happy Together"" wrote

> BTW, this is one of the frequent topics on obedience
> email lists. When people say that they haven't used
> corrections, it turns out that they feel that if
> they do it, it's not a real correction.

That makes sense in a weird sort of way. I don't
honestly think that its humanly possible to train
anyone or anything without correction. Its human
nature to say 'no' or to stop a behavior by doing
something. I used a tin can with coins to correct
Summer's bad puppy behaviors and the cold shoulder
to correct her other less desirable behaviors. I
have said 'no' so many times that I probably sound
like a broken record. Amie can attest to that
lol.

It seems to me that some people are automatically
equating the term correction with punishment. I
guess they can go hand in hand since my tin can
wasn't something Summer liked. My ignoring her
when she's misbehaving is also something she
doesn't like. Therefore it can be viewed as
punishment? And that term is 100% negative.

Maybe if more people saw it as correction and not
the total negative, they'd be less inclined to
want to be PP.

Don't know if the way I wrote that made sense, it
makes sense in my head but then again the men with
the white coats could come a'knockin at any
moment.

Tara O.

===================

From: Tara O. (nos...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Any hope? rage?
Date: 2003-03-26 05:46:02 PST

Yes I see and understand your point. There's no such
thing as 100% vigilence 100% of the time IMO. You
could call an e-fence company to find out if its
possible to wire only your front door so that if she
gets within a certain range of that front door the
collar will start working. I'd think there would be a
way to work that and it may be inexpensive to do
so.

There are also items called Scat Mats that you place
in front of doors or any area you don't want your dog
to proceed through. When stepping on the mat, it gives
off a vibration, something which most dogs hate.
They'll stay far away from the mats. I believe you can
buy them from
--
Tara

==================

Tara O. (nos...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Need advice--barking dog
Date: 2003-08-06 17:38:14 PST

you could consider installing an invisible fence just
inside the fence line so he cannot get too close. You
could talk to your neighbor about splitting the cost
of whichever alternative you both find most
acceptable.
--
Tara

=================

From: Tara O. (nos...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: Containment Collars
Date: 2003-03-11 07:12:57

I know people who have electric fences and it works
very well for them. I know people who have them and
whose dogs escape and refuse to come back in. From
the details I know of all involved, I wouldn't use an
e-fence on:

1. An adult dog that wasn't raised with the fence from
a puppy
2. A dog with a high prey drive
3. A very stubborn dog

If I put my female out in an e-fence, the very first
kid, cat, dog or squirrel she sees would have her
bolting through the barrier shock or not. When she
finally loses interest in whatever has caused her to
leave and her adrenalin has diminished, she will think
rationally and realize she's not willing to come back
into the yard because she knows the shock would get
her.

you have a dog who just has to go after or
up to any and everything that walks down the street
then I'd definitely not recommend one of these
systems. The people I know who it works for installed
them when their dogs were pups so they were brought up
trained to it. Two of the ones I know it didn't work
for have adult adopted dogs who weren't raised
with this kind of invisible barrier.

===================

From: Tara O. (tara29...@yahoo.com)
Subject: Re: escape artist, thunder, aggression
questions Date: 2001-05-12 07:56:04 PST

Since he got a taste of freedom and knows he can
get out I doubt you'll be able to stop him short
of tethering him or using a more sophisticated
device like an e-fence but I wouldn't recommend
going the electronic fence route without first
doing your homework on the pros and cons of them
and understand that they are not fool-proof.

=========================

MacKenzie's First Pinch Collar Class
Date: 2003-07-08 13:54:19 PST

I consider myself to be a pretty good basic obed.
trainer of Boxers with some learned but not necessarily
practiced, advanced training knowledge.

I think this because not only have I worked
with all the dogs I've had at my house but I'm also
the one in charge of all the dogs in our rescue, their
behavioral issues (identifying and working with),
basic training (done in the foster home) and a host of
other things. I'm the one who gives the advice and
walks the foster volunteers through alot of things.

Now I don't believe, for a second, that I would be
successful at teaching basic obedience to other dogs
in a class environment. Maybe I would but probably
not. Other trainers with class experience may think I
have no clue what I'm doing because my experience
has been primarily hands-on and with only one breed.

=========================
Andrea - 12 Jul 2005 11:43 GMT
[snip]

Get help...
Geordie the Forgery - 12 Jul 2005 19:12 GMT
Don't feed the trolls folks.
It only makes them hungrier.
<plonk>
beaverpup - 12 Jul 2005 21:09 GMT
snipped
> If you can't go the extra mile to ensure the well-
> being of a future member of your family for many
> years then you shouldn't contemplate owning a dog.
> Buy a housebrick.

I am looking after the owner very well thank you.  Along with all my other
friends.  We do have hurling parties sometimes especially at glass houses.

THE HOUSEBRICK
Geordie the Forgery - 13 Jul 2005 01:15 GMT
> snipped
>> If you can't go the extra mile to ensure the well-
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> THE HOUSEBRICK

LOL!
Good on you girl!
PacMan - 13 Jul 2005 10:42 GMT
It was round about Tue, 12 Jul 2005 20:09:33 GMT,, when the famed
beaverpup of the dreaded ntlworld News Service was struck by a sudden
insight:

>We do have hurling parties sometimes especially at glass houses.

Folk who live in glass houses stow no thrones.

Keep your chin up BeaverPup, attagirl. No point letting Jerry, aka the
puppy whizzer, aka the pet alko mist, get to you.

Signature

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing
look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that
basically dogs think humans are nuts."
- John Steinbeck

ThePetAlchemist@FastMail.FM - 16 Jul 2005 17:56 GMT
HOWEDY beaverpup,

> snipped

You snipped the part abHOWET your dog "SLIPPIN HIS
LEAD" while you was CHOKIN IT and RUNNIN HOWET on
you and GETTIN DEAD.

REMEMBER?

> > If you can't go the extra mile to ensure the well-
> > being of a future member of your family for many
> > years then you shouldn't contemplate owning a dog.
> > Buy a housebrick.

AIN'T THEM'S YOUR OWN WORDS?

> I am looking after the owner very well thank you.

Good... REST. Take a break. Do a vacation. Oooops!
Perhaps stay at your HOWES for a few days an RELAXXX.

> Along with all my other friends.  We do have
> hurling parties sometimes especially at glass
> houses.

Well, perhaps a local motel will suffice?

> THE HOUSEBRICK

From: ThePetAlchem...@FastMail.FM
Date: 11 Jul 2005 12:03:18 -0700
Subject: Re: OT: Icedog (Polarpuppy) -
slipped his lead

HOWEDY beaverpup,

> As controversial in life so death, I would like to
> inform the above NGs that Icedog is no more.

Well that's too bad...

> As Icedog (my partner) died unexpectedly while we were
> holidaying 10 June Norway, thereby causing me grief and
> still problems with repatriation.

Inconsiderate little snot, eh beaverpup?

> The main problem with this is waiting on translation
> of death certificate., therefore unable to do legal things.

NO PROBLEM.

> Among his wishes was to let NGs know how much fun and
> enjoyment over the years he has had reading, contributing
> and occasional flaming/troll outbursts.

PERHAPS you shoulda spent A FEW MINUTES of some
of them years TRAININ your dog so IT wouldn't
run HOWET on you and GET DEAD, eh beaverpup?

> and the below posting while reading uk.rec.humour helped

F that bullshit, beaverpup. That crap AIN'T EVEN FUNNY.

At least it AIN'T SO FUNNY as your own words, beaverpup:

Here's a WORD of WIZEDOM from yourself:

From: "beaverpup" <beaver...@tesco.net>
Date: Fri, 15 Oct 2004 20:13:21 GMT
Subject: Re: Seriously Ill Bassett Pup

Poor little pup. Well, your family will know better
next time. Never, never, buy a puppy at distance on
spec.

If you can't go the extra mile to ensure the well-
being of a future member of your family for many
years then you shouldn't contemplate owning a dog.
Buy a housebrick.

Icedog (beaverpup's husband.)

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAH­HAHHAHAAA!!!

NHOWE, back to the FUN but not so FUNNY STUFF:

> Re: Credit Card Craziness

> Thanks Rowland

> I needed this to help put things into perspective,
> made me laugh.

> "Rowland Croucher" <rccrouc...@removethispleaseoptusnet.
> com.­au wrote in  message news:42bbdf90$0$13943
> $afc38c87@news.optusnet.com.au...

> > HOW CRAZY IS THIS?

> I know he sometime posted under my account but he
> always signed Icedog or his old handle polarpups/polarpuppy.

> I think that at the moment I may go back to lurking
> in the shadows until I find the strength to come back.

> Therefore I would appreciate those that came up against
> him when posting remember in own way and that whatever
> happens in life the universe will still be there long
> after death.

> BP

BWEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAAA!!!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard <{); ~ ) >
AndrewEllis - 16 Jul 2005 02:45 GMT
> As controversial in life so death, I would like to inform the above
> NGs that Icedog is no more.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> repatriation. The main problem with this is waiting on translation of
> death certificate., therefore unable to do legal things.

Late in the day I know, but I'm really sorry to hear about that, and the
trouble you've had afterwards.

Hope you're ok

AE
 
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