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Denny - 24 Oct 2004 00:58 GMT
Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
f*^%#$g with me instead of those God-awful political threads. If that is
what it takes, you should have done it months ago. Thanks again!!!    <BG>

#2
mac davis - 24 Oct 2004 17:59 GMT
>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
>f*^%#$g with me instead of those God-awful political threads. If that is
>what it takes, you should have done it months ago. Thanks again!!!    <BG>
>
>#2

I'd vote for you in your bunny suit... the white house could us a lil'
humor..

I can see the press corps now, filming the pres in the rose garden...

2 tractors up on blocks and a target range against the security wall..
Denny - 24 Oct 2004 18:09 GMT
>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
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>
> 2 tractors up on blocks and a target range against the security wall..

Not to mention that most of my advisors would be from this ng....

I bet we could screw it up in less that two months..

Denny
Budd Cochran - 24 Oct 2004 20:16 GMT
I bet we'd straighten it out in less than one.

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Budd

Pres. Bush: "John Kerry has changed his position on the Iraq War so many
times he could debate himself."

B.C.: "And lose."

> >>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
> >>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
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>
> Denny
Mike Simmons - 24 Oct 2004 23:16 GMT
Dan Blather:  We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some
breaking news....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind
the White House..... for more on this breaking story, we turn to our White
House correspondent Agatha Shagnasty..... Agatha?......

Agatha Shagnasty:  Thank you Dan... reports are sketchy at this time, but
here is what we know...... about 10 minutes ago... approximately 4:45
Eastern a series of five shots were heard from behind the President's
residence at the White House.  Secret Service agents on the scene have
reported to me that the shots sounded like they came from a large caliber
handgun......

Dan Blather:  Agatha...... Agatha...... can you tell where the shots were
fired from........?

Agatha Shagnasty:   Dan.... at this point, we can't although a reliable
source has indicated that several shell casings were found on the back porch
of the White House.... just a moment.......

Dan Blather:  Stand by ladies and gentlemen, our correspondent Agatha
Shagnasty appears to be conferring with Secret Service agents on the
scene...... Agatha..... Agatha?...... can you tell us more?

Agatha Shagnasty:  Dan at this moment, I can.... the Secret Service agent in
charge has just reported to CBS News that in addition to the spent shell
casings found on the back porch, a bowling ball riddled with gunshots was
found near a flower bed in the Rose Garden.....

Dan Blather:  Agatha.... Agatha..... did I hear your correctly.... a bowling
ball...?

Agatha Shagnasty:  Yes Dan, that is correct.... the Secret Service is
confirming that I bowling ball was hit by several rounds from a large
caliber handgun.... although at this time, the Secret Service has indicated
that the damage to the ball was minimal......

Dan Blather:  Agatha..... has there been any speculation as to who may have
fired the shots.... anything at all?

Agatha Shagnasty:  No Dan, at this point the Secret Service has not been
able to identify a suspect... although there is one clue they are
pursuing.....

Dan Blather:  What clue is that.... what do they have to go on?

Agatha Shagnasty:  Dan.... this is unconfirmed, but I have spoken to several
eyewitnesses and they are reporting that a large pink bunny was seen fleeing
the scene on a garden tractor mumbling something about a "machine".....

Dan Blather:  That certainly is strange Agatha, a pink bunny on a garden
tractor.... hmmmmm.....

Agatha Shagnasty:  Yes Dan it certainly is..... I will throw it back to you
in the studio and attempt to find out more from the Secret Service agents
here at the White House..... this is Agatha Shagnasty reporting live for CBS
News at the White House......

Dan Blather:  Thank you Agatha.... so we know that shots were fired behind
the White House, spent shell casings from a large caliber handgun were found
on the back porch of the White House and a bullet riddled bowling ball was
found in the Rose Garden.  At this time, the Secret Service has one suspect,
a pink bunny who excaped the scene on a garden tractor...... and now back to
our regularly scheduled programming.  We will interrupt this broadcast again
as nes develops.... Dan Blather.... CBS News...
Roy - 24 Oct 2004 23:23 GMT
> Dan Blather:  We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some
> breaking news....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind
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> and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.  We will interrupt
> this broadcast again as nes develops.... Dan Blather.... CBS News...

Good one !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<GBHMFG>

Roy
Denny - 25 Oct 2004 01:25 GMT
#1

That is fricken hilarious!!!!!   I'll be snickering to myself for hours...

#2

> Dan Blather:  We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some
> breaking news....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind
[quoted text clipped - 61 lines]
> and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.  We will interrupt
> this broadcast again as nes develops.... Dan Blather.... CBS News...
beekeep - 25 Oct 2004 01:38 GMT
Was todays race/football game that boring?

beekeep
Denny - 25 Oct 2004 01:56 GMT
Mike, my wife Kim just read your little report and she says you have too
much flippen time on your hands....   <VBG>

Denny

> Dan Blather:  We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some
> breaking news....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind
[quoted text clipped - 61 lines]
> and now back to our regularly scheduled programming.  We will interrupt
> this broadcast again as nes develops.... Dan Blather.... CBS News...
mac davis - 25 Oct 2004 15:14 GMT
>Dan Blather:  We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some
>breaking news....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind
[quoted text clipped - 60 lines]
>our regularly scheduled programming.  We will interrupt this broadcast again
>as nes develops.... Dan Blather.... CBS News...

Very good, Mike...
I had no idea that service managers had that much free time!
Budd Cochran - 25 Oct 2004 19:15 GMT
Hmm, sounds more believable than the real "Blather".

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Budd

> Dan Blather:  We interrupt this regularly scheduled program for some
> breaking news....... moments ago a series of shots were heard from behind
[quoted text clipped - 60 lines]
> our regularly scheduled programming.  We will interrupt this broadcast again
> as nes develops.... Dan Blather.... CBS News...
mac davis - 25 Oct 2004 15:13 GMT
>> I'd vote for you in your bunny suit... the white house could us a lil'
>> humor..
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>
>Denny

It's already been done, several times and well..
maybe we could make it better by retiring all the politicians??
Mike Simmons - 25 Oct 2004 19:21 GMT
>>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>>>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to
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>
> Denny

If'n you get elected, can I have one of them cushy gummint jobs?

Mike
Mike Simmons - 25 Oct 2004 19:31 GMT
>>>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you
>>>>posted
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>
> Mike

Oh yeah, I want my very own intern too!

:^)

Mike
mac davis - 26 Oct 2004 15:18 GMT
>>>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>>>>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to
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>
>Mike

Secretary of the (Truck)  Interior, heated seat division?
Mike Simmons - 26 Oct 2004 15:56 GMT
>>>>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you
>>>>>posted
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>>
> Secretary of the (Truck)  Interior, heated seat division?

Mac!  Not you too!

Mike
Denny - 26 Oct 2004 21:49 GMT
>>>>>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you
>>>>>>posted
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>
> Mike

<VBG>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Denny
mac davis - 27 Oct 2004 15:13 GMT
>>>If'n you get elected, can I have one of them cushy gummint jobs?
>>>
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>
>Mike

what, you don't keep track???
I was one of the bunny's early supporters on the heated leather seat
bashing front line.. lol
Mike Simmons - 28 Oct 2004 01:08 GMT
>>>>If'n you get elected, can I have one of them cushy gummint jobs?
>>>>
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> I was one of the bunny's early supporters on the heated leather seat
> bashing front line.. lol

Ohhhhh... gangin' up on me, huh?

;^)

Mike
Mike Simmons - 24 Oct 2004 22:52 GMT
>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> 2 tractors up on blocks and a target range against the security wall..

He'd bring NEW MEANING to the annual White House Easter egg hunt too!

;^)

Mike
mac davis - 25 Oct 2004 15:17 GMT
>>>Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>>>those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
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>
>Mike

I guess we'd have to have a "National Easter Basket", huh?
Mike Simmons - 24 Oct 2004 22:50 GMT
> Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
> those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to be
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> #2
>Hey, no prob.... what are friends for?

;^)

#1
Roy - 24 Oct 2004 23:20 GMT
>> Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
>> those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>> #2
>>Hey, no prob.... what are friends for?

Mike he knows the #1 rule and has quoted it himself on occasion. "Never let
friendship stand in the way of a good cheap shot"
<VBG>
Roy
Carolina Watercraft Works, Inc. - 24 Oct 2004 23:55 GMT
Roy, can you get in touch with me via e-mail please?  loballeng@mindspring.com

Laszlo Almasi

"Life is great when you don't have any issues to deal with"

> >> Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
> >> those malicious comments about my weight and attire, everybody seems to
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
> <VBG>
> Roy
Roy - 25 Oct 2004 00:10 GMT
> Roy, can you get in touch with me via e-mail please?
> loballeng@mindspring.com

Done so.

Roy
Roy - 25 Oct 2004 00:09 GMT
> Mike, it seems like I owe you a big, hearty "Thank You". Since you posted
> those malicious comments about my weight and attire,

Malicious perhaps, but apparently true. <VBG>

Roy
 
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