Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here
is the usual never ending Bull sh.t threads I am going to try to lighten
things up with my own Bull sh.t thread.
Given the animosity that has become evident with a number of those who post
here, I purpose a day of relaxation and rest with.......Yup, "the friggin'
machine". I figure that with "the machine" operated at it's higher speeds it
will j.rk off a few of ya faster than you've been jerking off each other.
The end result should be that ya are too spent and weakened to continue in
the Bull sh.t threads your involved in. Thus the threads will end and the
participates will find themselves relaxed and able to spend time with family
and friends perhaps doing Christmas shopping or whatever.
Now to accomplish this, the friggin' machine must be located. At last report
it was being transported to the northwest by mac. He was supposed to give it
to Red. But alas, there were reports of a long floppy eared creature in a
Dodge 4X4 with a plow and a load of carrots in the back headed that way.
Since that time nobody has seen it or admitted that they have it. Although
Red has been kinda quiet of late.
Anybody have any ideas or thought as to who has or where "the machine" ended
up??
Please feel free to jump right into this Bull sh.t thread with any info or
thoughts you may have.
You know that there are a few here that desperately need a few session with
the machine so they regain some perspective as to what this ng is about. Any
help or info you provide will be greatly appreciated.
Remember this is another Bull sh.t thread, so any info you choose to provide
need not be truthful or accurate.
<GBMFG>
Roy
theguy - 19 Dec 2005 20:27 GMT
>Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here
>is the usual never ending Bull sh.t threads I am going to try to lighten
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>
>Roy
hey, you don't suppose someone got ahold of it and, realizing its true
value, sold it on e-bay? lets look for someone that has come into a
lot of money recently. yeah. maybe someone who bought a new truck
recently. maybe they even made so much money they were able to get
the heated seats with it.
Mike Simmons - 19 Dec 2005 22:55 GMT
>>Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here
>>is the usual never ending Bull sh.t threads I am going to try to lighten
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> recently. maybe they even made so much money they were able to get
> the heated seats with it.
<gasp!>
M
Denny - 20 Dec 2005 02:42 GMT
>>>Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished
>>>here
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> M
You gasping cause you was found out or cause you left the "machine" on high
for too long????
Denny
mac davis - 20 Dec 2005 16:38 GMT
>>> hey, you don't suppose someone got ahold of it and, realizing its true
>>> value, sold it on e-bay? lets look for someone that has come into a
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>Denny
hmm... I was thinking that maybe his polyester pants melted to the heated
seat... it's hard to dance when you run out of ballroom..
mac
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mac davis - 20 Dec 2005 16:37 GMT
>Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here
>is the usual never ending Bull sh.t threads I am going to try to lighten
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>
>Roy
Wouldn't tranquilizer darts be easier??
mac
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Roy - 20 Dec 2005 17:49 GMT
>>Seeing as it is the holiday season and all that is being accomplished here
>>is the usual never ending Bull sh.t threads I am going to try to lighten
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> Wouldn't tranquilizer darts be easier??
Nah, that wouldn't work either. Next they will be argueing about the
crusades<G>
Roy
> mac
>
> Please remove splinters before emailing
Denny - 20 Dec 2005 23:36 GMT
> Anybody have any ideas or thought as to who has or where "the machine"
> ended up??
AHA!!!! The machine has been found!!!! Although it's been highly modified
from the descriptions that you, Red, Mac, Yonzi and a few others have told
me about, it's still the "machine". Take a look in the above thread about
the statistics. Ole Beekeep has snuck it back up to the northeastern parts
and has been keeping it to himself. The sneaky bastard.
Denny