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Car Forum / Dodge / Dodge Trucks / November 2006Ideas for Santa
If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in years and I haven't even broke one yet... Of course some of you lard a.ses out there will want heated leather seats..... Denny > If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of > Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in > years and I haven't even broke one yet... By the time they finish with my shoulder I'll be retired. Ain't planning on useing the tool's I have, unless it's to adjust a surf rod and reel.<G> > Of course some of you lard a.ses out there will want heated leather > seats..... Your just friggin upset 'cause your fat a.s won't fit in a heated leather bucket seat. Maybe they will come out with a heated bench seat or sofa size for ya. <VBG> Roy > Denny >> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in >> years and I haven't even broke one yet... > > By the time they finish with my shoulder I'll be retired. Ain't planning > on useing the tool's I have, I really feel'n sorry for Sue about now....... <GBMFG> Sorry, it was there for the taking... > unless it's to adjust a surf rod and reel.<G> > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > bucket seat. Maybe they will come out with a heated bench seat or sofa > size for ya. <VBG> First hand knowledge coming from a tub-a-lard driving a 2500 diesel to move the lard around to having to go to a low-slung wagon with a high hp motor to haul it. What's the matter??? Getting too difficult to get that fat gut up a step or two??? The ole truck too top heavy to take corners??? Denny >>> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Sorry, it was there for the taking... Not bad, not bad at all<VBG> >> unless it's to adjust a surf rod and reel.<G> >> [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > motor to haul it. What's the matter??? Getting too difficult to get that > fat gut up a step or two??? The ole truck too top heavy to take corners??? Wow!! You really are lashing out aren't ya. Must have one hell of a rash on that wide ride. What ya use corn statch by the 55 gal. drum? <BFG> Roy > Denny >>>> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>>> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > Wow!! You really are lashing out aren't ya. Must have one hell of a rash > on that wide ride. What ya use corn statch by the 55 gal. drum? <BFG> No rash at all, just stating fact..... Denny >>>>> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>>>> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] >> > No rash at all, just stating fact..... WTF are you doing??? You of all people know the rules about bringing facts in. Doing so is a sure sign that you are lashing out. Big, nasty rash! <G> Roy > Denny >> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >Roy Ain't much surf in Southern FLA. Tampon, er I mean, Tarpon fishing in the flats looks like a lot of fun. beekeep >>> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > flats > looks like a lot of fun. Daytona area. Anywhere ocean waves break on the beach and you can fish wearing in Jan is just fine with me. Oh, dodge won't win a race!<G> Roy Roy > beekeep >>>> If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>>> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Daytona area. Anywhere ocean waves break on the beach and you can fish > wearing in Jan is just fine with me. Sorry, above should say "wearing shorts in Jan." Roy > Oh, dodge won't win a race!<G> > > Roy > > Roy >> beekeep I would like a cool down timer for my 12v. Does Santa need the shipping address?  SignatureBilly 1995 Ram 2500 4x4 Cummins > Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in > years and I haven't even broke one yet... Agreed - though I finally broke one the other day, changing out the front shocks on my '03 (friggin' stud mounts on the upper shocks... would it have killed them to design a shock tower that used a simple eye mount? Wound up cutting the stud off with a recip. saw). That's not the fault of the tool. I mean, I was using two 2-foot pipe extensions on the wrenches in an effort to break the stud nut loose. That's a little more torque than a 9mm wrench should be subjected to :) >> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in >> years and I haven't even broke one yet... [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > extensions on the wrenches in an effort to break the stud nut loose. > That's a little more torque than a 9mm wrench should be subjected to :) Forwarded to www.tool@abuse.com <BG> If that's what it takes to break them, I'll be ok. Most I ever do is hook a box end over the jaw of the open end to tug on. Denny >> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in >> years and I haven't even broke one yet... [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > extensions on the wrenches in an effort to break the stud nut loose. > That's a little more torque than a 9mm wrench should be subjected to :) nawww it shoulda held up *grin* now if it was a 20ft piece of tube then id say yea you exceeded the torque rating on the wrench *even bigger grin* Signature---------------------------- -Chris 05 CTD 06 Liberty CRD Real Trucks don't NEED spark plugs. >> Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in >> years and I haven't even broke one yet... [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > have killed them to design a shock tower that used a simple eye mount? > Wound up cutting the stud off with a recip. saw). New Rancho 9000's??? FMB (North Mexico) >If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >Denny All I want for Christmas is a Johnson - Kenseth DNF this Sunday. beekeep >>If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> > All I want for Christmas is a Johnson - Kenseth DNF this Sunday. Well, you'll get Johnson but Kenseth a dnf? Your dreamin' ! Roy > beekeep I recently put a high mileage 1995 (152k) 360 in a 92 dakota. Well, it spark knocks some, just going down the road. If i push it while accelerating 15mph - 65mph , it spark knocks pretty good and smokes white smoke.. I ASSUME this engine is box stock. ..... it came out of a 1995 1500 4x4 auto. Certainly did not look like a hot rod. What causes these engines to spark knock?? Its using some oil... I assume the oil seals are gone. I has not shown any sign of blow by. My 3.9 v-6 (in another 92 has always knocked a little bit, just cruising down the road. But DONT when accelerating. MY 3.9 was using oil until I replaced the oil seals. Any help with the spark knock issue would be appreciated. Earl NC > I recently put a high mileage 1995 (152k) 360 in a 92 dakota. > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Its using some oil... I assume the oil seals are gone. I has not shown > any sign of blow by. It's the manifold plenum gasket thats failed. That will result in your spark knock and oil consumption. Very very common with the older 360's. >It's the manifold plenum gasket thats failed. That will result in your >spark knock and oil consumption. Very very common with the older 360's. How does the manifold plenum gaskets affect oil consumption?????? Replacing those gaskets isn't much of a problem.. Earl > How does the manifold plenum gaskets affect oil consumption?????? It causes oil to leak into the intake. The below information and this link should help. http://autorepair.about.com/library/a/1h/bl654h.htm NUMBER: 09-05-00 GROUP: Engine DATE: Feb.25, 2000 MODELS: 1994 - 1999 Ram Van 1994 - 1999 Dakota 1994 - 1999 Ram Truck 1998 - 1999 Durango 1994 - 1998 Grand Cherokee 1996 - 1998 Grand Cherokee This bulletin supersedes technical service bulletin 09-06-99, dated September 10, 1999 which should be removed from your files. This is a complete revision and no asterisks have been used to highlight revisions. SUBJECT: Spark Knock And Engine Oil Consumption Due To Intake Manifold Pan Gasket Oil Leak OVER VIEW: This bulletin involves the replacement of the engine intake manifold plenum pan gasket. NOTE: This bulletin applies to vehicle equipped with a 3.9 liter, 5.2 liter or 5.9 liter gasoline engine. SYMPTOM/CONDITION: An engine intake manifold plenum pan gasket oil leak may occur on some V-6 and V-8 style engines. The oil leak is internal to the engine so no external oil leakage will be present. Two symptoms of this oil leak condition may be present. The vehicle operator may experience an engine spark knock during acceleration and/or an increase in the amount of engine oil consumed by the engine. >>>If ya'll need an idea for ole Santa, tell him you need a set of >>>Gearwrenches. Darn near the best idea in hand tools that's come along in [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] >Roy >> beekeep Dreaming is what Christmas is all about. beekeep Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (18-Nov-06 10:05 AM): > Of course some of you lard a.ses out there will want heated leather > seats..... > > Denny Not me! Is there any such thing as a cooled leather seat? Damn, it's in the 90s here and it's not even summer yet! (90f @ 10am.) jmc > Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (18-Nov-06 10:05 AM): > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > jmc Actually there is. It's not actually air conditioned but its a fan under the seat to make it breath. I think its Volvo that has now but it'll be common in a couple of more years. Denny >> Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (18-Nov-06 10:05 AM): >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Denny im easy to please, i guess. i just want some oem seat covers. camping is killin my fabric seats! so i just ordered the oem seat covers and as soon as the right time comes up, ill tell my darlin wife that she bought me my christmas present. >>> Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (18-Nov-06 10:05 AM): >>> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > as soon as the right time comes up, ill tell my darlin wife that she > bought me my christmas present. That worked for me last year. The wife got me a Springfield loaded 1911. When I acted surprised when I unwrapped it, she just wanted to know what the hell it was... Denny >>>> Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (18-Nov-06 10:05 AM): >>>> [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > >Denny would she buy one for me this year? >>>>> Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (18-Nov-06 10:05 AM): >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > > would she buy one for me this year? Hell I probably would if you'd keep the grass mowed and trimmed all summer... More shoot'n time for me that way Denny I call that a "remote punch". A tool, designed for punching holes in objects at a distance. SignatureChristopher A. Young You can't shout down a troll. You have to starve them. . That worked for me last year. The wife got me a Springfield loaded 1911. When I acted surprised when I unwrapped it, she just wanted to know what the hell it was... Denny |
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