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Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any more. Have a safe holiday everybody. Denny Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (24-Dec-06 11:20 PM): > Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any more. > > Have a safe holiday everybody. > > Denny Merry Christmas to you too... it's midnight here in only 20 minutes... jmc > Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any more. > > Have a safe holiday everybody. > > Denny Merry Christmas to you too, and everyone else. Maybe you would find more time to log in if you wern't spending it with da machine. FMB (North Mexico) >> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >> more. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Merry Christmas to you too, and everyone else. Maybe you would find more > time to log in if you wern't spending it with da machine. Haven't seen the "machine" since ole Red and Mac were fueding over it. But I did hear a rumor that Dale snuck down and nabbed it one night. We don't hear much from him anymore either.. <BG> Denny > FMB > (North Mexico) >>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>> more. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > But I did hear a rumor that Dale snuck down and nabbed it one night. We > don't hear much from him anymore either.. <BG> Wait a damn minute! I'll admit to have had a few meds this week but that was a few days ago. But my wide assed buddy, don't for a second think your going to run that line of BS. Now if you folks remember, back about a year ago, there was a time when mac was heading to the northwest to visit his son. He was going to haul "the machine" up to Red. Ya with me here? Anyway as soon as that report got out there was a additional report of a floppy eared pudgy guy, in a pink rabbit suit, heading west in a dodge truck with a plow up front and carrots in the bed mumbling about "I'm going to get it" "they'll never stop me". As Mac told the story he parked for the night, the next morning "the machine" was gone. Next we heard of that same pink rabbit suit wearing guy in the plow truck was headed back east with no longer carrots in the back but with this large box. Now does anybody want to guess what was in the box??? Since that time he has turned his home into a armed camp. Ar's, a 50, blow up doll's, you name he has it. Hell, it has been reported here that his daughter is a better shot than he is. Also note that he hasn't posted much recently. Probably too weak to type with all the sessions with "the machine". To help clear this matter up I plan on paying a visit to the armed camp within a couple of months in the hope of getting a better "grip" on the situation.<VBG> You know I'll report back exactly what's going on. Hell, if ya can't trust a one eyed fat man, who can ya trust?? Happy holidays and be safe everyone !!!! Roy > Denny > >> FMB >> (North Mexico) >>>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>>> more. [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > within a couple of months in the hope of getting a better "grip" on the > situation.<VBG> You know I'll report back exactly what's going on. It really scares me to think what you're thinking of getting a "grip" on. I'd better get more ammo.... > Hell, if ya can't trust a one eyed fat man, who can ya trust?? A rabbit.... Denny >>>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>>> more. [quoted text clipped - 28 lines] > that he hasn't posted much recently. Probably too weak to type with all > the sessions with "the machine". My uncle used to always say that the more a person talks, the more he's trying to hide/cover up something. I'm thinking it took ole Roy a bunch of time to peck all that out one handed. The perverts in here are probably wondering what that other hand has been doing. I gotta ask, not that I'll get any straight answer out of you, does the "machine" really need lubed before every usage?? Denny >>>>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>>>> more. [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > get any straight answer out of you, does the "machine" really need lubed > before every usage?? Hmmmm..... two replies to one post??? I think that maybe the rabbit might want to fess up. Now he want's to know if "the machine" has to be lubed. What did you do? Wear it out? Probably thought it would run on carrot juice!<G> Perhaps if ya read the friggin' owners manual!!!!!! Roy > Denny >>>>>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>>>>> more. [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > > Hmmmm..... two replies to one post??? First one was rather late last night, second one was this am when I was awake. I get a little more creative after a little pillow time... <G> I think that maybe the rabbit might > want to fess up. Now he want's to know if "the machine" has to be lubed. Since all I have is hearsay to go by, I have to ask questions.. > What did you do? Wear it out? Not me, Ya have to have it to wear it out.. Probably thought it would run on carrot > juice!<G> After you, Red, Mac and Dale--even possibly others that I have no knowledge of--have had quality time with it, I'm surprized it even works at all.. But I guess it didn't have to work too hard for you guys.. <VBG> Denny >>>>>>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>>>>>> more. [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > First one was rather late last night, second one was this am when I was > awake. I get a little more creative after a little pillow time... <G> Seems ya need a lot more pillow time friend. > I think that maybe the rabbit might >> want to fess up. Now he want's to know if "the machine" has to be lubed. > > Since all I have is hearsay to go by, I have to ask questions.. The river, he's in the river! <GBFG> >> What did you do? Wear it out? > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > at all.. But I guess it didn't have to work too hard for you guys.. > <VBG> Wait a sec! a couple of para ago you had no knowledge of it. Now your surprised it works at all. Sure ya haven't been hanging with your new found neighbor? 'Cause this sounds like a snow job. It's okay pal for you to have it. Enjoy it!! <GBMFG> Roy > Denny I'm still here, still readin this newsgroup. I can't type much now because of my bad hand, so that's why I don't reply much. It's such a strain to type. Something in my hand gave out a year ago and hasn't recovered since. BECAUSE SOME JERK STOLE DA MACHINE, IT ALL HAS TO BE DONE MANUALLY NOW Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays to everyone. And to the guy who stole the machine, hope the electrical wiring shorts out while you're using it :))))) On 12/24/06 12:03 PM, in article 458ece7a$0$17138$4c368faf@roadrunner.com, >>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>> more. [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] >> FMB >> (North Mexico) > I'm still here, still readin this newsgroup. > I can't type much now because of my bad hand, so that's why I don't reply [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > BECAUSE SOME JERK STOLE DA MACHINE, IT ALL HAS TO BE DONE MANUALLY NOW Well Dale I think we found it. Seems the rabbit has had it for some time. > Merry Christmas or Happy Holidays to everyone. Same to you pal. > And to the guy who stole the machine, hope the electrical wiring shorts > out > while you're using it :))))) Given Denny's post it would seem that the electrical system is holding up okay. But lubeing it with carrot juice is causing him some problems. Your right, this one hand typing is a pia!! Roy > On 12/24/06 12:03 PM, in article 458ece7a$0$17138$4c368faf@roadrunner.com, > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >>> FMB >>> (North Mexico) > Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any more. > > Have a safe holiday everybody. Same to you and yours pal. See ya in a few moths.VBG> Roy > Denny >> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >> more. >> >> Have a safe holiday everybody. > > Same to you and yours pal. See ya in a few moths.VBG> Threats on Christmas Eve???? That's a new low for ya now... <G> You told Sue that you'll have to use her hand for awhile after you shoot that .50??? Denny >>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>> more. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Threats on Christmas Eve???? That's a new low for ya now... <G> What's the rule??<G> > You told Sue that you'll have to use her hand for awhile after you shoot > that .50??? You must have girly man hands.<BFG> Roy > Denny >>>> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any >>>> more. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > You must have girly man hands.<BFG> Not at all, I just don't want to ruin you for life. Denny >> Merry Christmas to all from an old fart that doesn't log in much any more. >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >Roy Oh, I get it - when it warms up and the moths come out. beekeep |
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