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Car Forum / Dodge / Dodge Trucks / July 2007OT<<< Picture this!!!>>>
As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this week. I have it from a reliable source, that as he and his family went by the area of the Idiot's house the wide ride went into separation anxiety. He created such a fuss, with all his bitching and moaning, that his lovely wife said the hell with it and pitched his fat a.s and "the machine' out of the van and left him there. She of course drove away with a BIG smile on her face as she was rid of the WC eating clown and would finally be able to enjoy herself without ol' gas cloud. Now what do you think the Idiot and the wide ride have been doing the past few day's? Are you starting to get a picture of "the machine" being overworked? Beer can's and WC wrapper's all over the place. Screams and moans coming from the Idiot's house. KY being delivered in 55 gallons drums. What the neighbors think are dog's howling in the night. Here's one to visualize. Sunrise, the friggin' rabbit, pink suit around his ankles, a AR in one hand, a beer in the other, the Idiot on a leash, "the machine" a broken pile of twisted plumbing, the Rabbit yawns and say's "It doesn't get any better than this" How was your vacation!! WOW, you have way, way,way, way too much free time on your hands.  SignatureIf at first you don't succeed, you're not cut out for skydiving > As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this > week. [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > How was your vacation!! > WOW, you have way, way,way, way too much free time on your hands. You should be the LAST person to comment on what anybody post's! <BFG> >> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this >> week. [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] >> >> How was your vacation!! > As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this > week. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > few day's? Are you starting to get a picture of "the machine" being > overworked? These are pictures I could have done very well without. It is good to know the furball found a new buddy though. Maybe he could trade some time on da machine for the idiot's computer. Maybe that will keep him out of the newsgroup. > Beer can's and WC wrapper's all over the place. Screams and moans coming > from the Idiot's house. KY being delivered in 55 gallons drums. What the [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > How was your vacation!! FMB (North Mexico) > As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this > week. [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > How was your vacation!! Damn.... You had all week to think about it and this is the best you could do???? You're slipping my stubby little buddy....... <BG> Vacation was great. My nerves are so relaxed after spending three days in down town Chicago.. Driving is a piece of cake......as long as you do it at 3am. Did anyone say ever say how great the Field Museum is?? Now to unpack the van... Have fun Denny >> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this >> week. [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > Damn.... You had all week to think about it and this is the best you > could do???? Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. You're slipping my stubby little buddy....... <BG> I should have been all over this some time ago. > Vacation was great. My nerves are so relaxed after spending three days in > down town Chicago.. Driving is a piece of cake......as long as you do it > at 3am. Did anyone say ever say how great the Field Museum is?? Glad ya enjoyed yourself! Roy > Now to unpack the van... Have fun > > Denny >>> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this >>> week. [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > > Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. Now that I've had a little time to reread this it really isn't too bad a job. Very creative and the plot kinda flows if you know what I mean. It's like you were writing about a real-life experience........ maybe something that you've layed there at night fantasizing about.... maybe even acted out.... Maybe the other guys here are starting to think the same thing as I..... Maybe ole Roy doesn't really spend all his time on the beach... <VBG> Denny >>>> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation this >>>> week. [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > Now that I've had a little time to reread this it really isn't too bad a > job. Very creative and the plot kinda flows if you know what I mean. Thank you, thank you. Sorta thought it was a pretty good description. > It's like you were writing about a real-life experience........ maybe > something that you've layed there at night fantasizing about.... maybe > even acted out.... Maybe the other guys here are starting to think the > same thing as I..... Maybe ole Roy doesn't really spend all his time on > the beach... I can see you didn't really think too deeply about this. You listed 4 "maybe's" and nothing more. While I on the other hand based my visual on a unnamed, reliable source. Further I think most (as sick as it is) can picture the sunrise scene. <GBFG> Have a good time in Chicago? Did you buy the wife some real food? Roy > <VBG> > > Denny >>>>> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation >>>>> this week. [quoted text clipped - 35 lines] > > I can see you didn't really think too deeply about this. I didn't have to. It was too easy.. You listed 4 > "maybe's" and nothing more. That way everyone can come to their own conclusion.. While I on the other hand based my visual on a > unnamed, unreliable source. So what was you doing in Dayton???? Further I think most (as sick as it is) can > picture the sunrise scene. Don't f.ck with the bunny...... 'nuff said. > <GBFG> > > Have a good time in Chicago? Overall, yes we did. Shedds aquarium, Feilds museum, Navy pier were the main spots. Took a couple of boat rides. The women had a day of shopping to do. Not one friggen man store in the entire city. Nothing but clothing and "accesories" and most of the stuff was being sold by the most gay-baggingest looking queers that I ever saw. I saw one store that had a picture of a knife but that was it. The city life is not for me. Did I mention the traffic sucks?? <BG> > Did you buy the wife some real food? We did go in this one restaraunt where we were definatly underdressed. Fancy tablecloths, waiters (multiple ones per table) had on what looked like tux's and fancy music. I'm sitting there in jeans and camo and these rich bitches at other tables had on jewelry that cost more than my van....on just one finger. Anyway, the food was fantastic. Fillet minon with about 3/8" layer of horseradish on top browned to perfection. I put horseradish on alot of stuff but never on a steak. I thought I was in heaven. Damm that was good. Then the blueberry/peach pie w/ice cream to finish it off. Im telling you, it put a dent in the billfold but it was great. We had some really good Italian at another place. And of course the famous Chicago hotdog/Polish sausage from the street vendors. Kim wouldn't let me look for a Castle. But it's good to be home and abused... Denny Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (7/24/2007 1:38 AM): > tablecloths, waiters (multiple ones per table) had on what looked like tux's > and fancy music. > > Denny Hmmm. What's a waiter wearing fancy music look like, anyway? Read this the first time as "Waiters had on what looked like Tux's fancy music". So I was thinking waiters wearing nothing but fancy music about Linux :) It's WAAAY too early in the morning for me to be doing this. Where's my coffee? jmc > Suddenly, without warning, Denny exclaimed (7/24/2007 1:38 AM): > >> tablecloths, waiters (multiple ones per table) had on what looked like >> tux's and fancy music. Denny > > Hmmm. What's a waiter wearing fancy music look like, anyway? I'm guessing that if she was cute it'd look really good on her..... <BG> Altho my wife may not see the humor in it.... Denny > Read this the first time as "Waiters had on what looked like Tux's fancy > music". So I was thinking waiters wearing nothing but fancy music about [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > jmc >>>>>> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation >>>>>> this week. [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > > That way everyone can come to their own conclusion.. I'm sure they have.<VBG> > While I on the other hand based my visual on a >> unnamed, unreliable source. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Don't f.ck with the bunny...... 'nuff said. Hey,I'm your friend!! I could have had you on the leash. <GBFG> >> <GBFG> >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > main spots. Took a couple of boat rides. The women had a day of shopping > to do. Not one friggen man store in the entire city. Your kind of shopping I'm sure. Nothing but clothing and > "accesories" and most of the stuff was being sold by the most > gay-baggingest looking queers that I ever saw. Ya must have thought ya died and went to heaven >I saw one store that had a picture of a knife but that was it. The city >life is not for me. Did I mention the traffic sucks?? <BG> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > famous Chicago hotdog/Polish sausage from the street vendors. Kim wouldn't > let me look for a Castle. Of course Kim wouldn't let ya go to WC. She has class! WTF she is doing with you... > But it's good to be home and abused... Good, glad ya all had fun! Roy > Denny >>>>>>> As most of you may know, our resident rabbit was going on vacation >>>>>>> this week. [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > > I'm sure they have.<VBG> Maybe some of them will start chiming in. This could get good.... >> While I on the other hand based my visual on a >>> unnamed, unreliable source. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Hey,I'm your friend!! I could have had you on the leash. <GBFG> That one I can't argue with.. Thank You!! >>> <GBFG> >>> [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Ya must have thought ya died and went to heaven Males selling make-up to women is not right..... >>I saw one store that had a picture of a knife but that was it. The city >>life is not for me. Did I mention the traffic sucks?? <BG> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > Of course Kim wouldn't let ya go to WC. She has class! WTF she is doing > with you... She just wants my body.... Denny >> But it's good to be home and abused... > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> >> Denny <snip> >Males selling make-up to women is not right..... I think it's a GOOD idea... Maybe it's time that someone told them what guys like/don't like instead of what's new, "in" and expensive... lol mac Please remove splinters before emailing > <snip> >>Males selling make-up to women is not right..... [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > of > what's new, "in" and expensive... lol I may agree with you but these were males in equipment only. Otherwise they were as queer as a three dollar bill.... Denny >> <snip> >>>Males selling make-up to women is not right..... [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I may agree with you but these were males in equipment only. How did this get by me??? Do you often find yourself checking males equipment?? You sure you didn't spend the week at the Idiot's house?/ <GBMFG> >Otherwise they were as queer as a three dollar bill.... How did you arrive at that? More checking of equipment?<VBG> Roy > Denny >>> <snip> >>>>Males selling make-up to women is not right..... [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > How did this get by me??? Getting old???? Do you often find yourself checking males > equipment?? You sure you didn't spend the week at the Idiot's house?/ > <GBMFG> Damned sure!! >>Otherwise they were as queer as a three dollar bill.... > > How did you arrive at that? Feminine actions and one of them saying "How divine" after whisking a cut little brush with some kind of powder sh.t around some old hags hand. Twas enough to make even my daughter want to puke. More checking of equipment?<VBG> I wouldn't want to break up you and the idiots romance... <BG> Denny >> I may agree with you but these were males in equipment only. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > >How did you arrive at that? More checking of equipment?<VBG> Maybe he watched Crocodile Dundee too many times? mac Please remove splinters before emailing >> <snip> >>>Males selling make-up to women is not right..... [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Denny Ahh... that would make a difference... lol Did any of them think your tractors sexy? mac Please remove splinters before emailing >Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. Is that like a big stick?? Well, as long as you still get some kind of wood at your age.. *rofl* mac Please remove splinters before emailing >>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. > > Is that like a big stick?? > > Well, as long as you still get some kind of wood at your age.. *rofl* Ya bearded prick! I have my hands full of the rabbit and here you are on attck mode <BFG> How ya been doin'? Roy > mac > > Please remove splinters before emailing >>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > Ya bearded prick! I have my hands full of the rabbit and here you are on > attck mode <BFG> Little higher.... now over a little.......there, that's the spot.......... <GBMFG> Denny > How ya been doin'? > > Roy >> mac >> >> Please remove splinters before emailing >>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >How ya been doin'? Just fine... and with the spelling in this group, I don't need humor.. rofl mac Please remove splinters before emailing >>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. > > Is that like a big stick?? No Mac. Notice the word "little"? That would be the only thing little on our pudgy buddy.. > Well, as long as you still get some kind of wood at your age.. *rofl* Kindling???? <BGFG> Denny > mac > > Please remove splinters before emailing >>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >> [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > Kindling???? <BGFG> Now it's a damn tag team!! The friggin' rabbit paired with the mex hippie! Unreal!!!! <GBMFG> Roy > Denny > >> mac >> >> Please remove splinters before emailing >> Kindling???? <BGFG> > >Now it's a damn tag team!! The friggin' rabbit paired with the mex hippie! >Unreal!!!! well, I've never denied having friends in low places.. mac Please remove splinters before emailing >>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >> >> Is that like a big stick?? > >No Mac. Notice the word "little"? That would be the only thing little on >our pudgy buddy.. hmm... you mean he's a member of the "Dicky Doo" club??? mac Please remove splinters before emailing >>>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >>> [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >> > hmm... you mean he's a member of the "Dicky Doo" club??? Bro, that was horrible! I expect better if your going to bust my balls! <BFG> Roy > mac > > Please remove splinters before emailing >>>>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >>>> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > Bro, that was horrible! I expect better if your going to bust my balls! > <BFG> I dunno, I thought is was purdy good.... Denny >>>>>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >>>>> [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > I dunno, I thought is was purdy good.... Damn!! you two are on a roll aren't ya. That's okay the world is a wheel, what goes around comes around. <VBG> And I'm innocent of any wrong doing. "Buddism"!!! <BFG> Roy > Denny >>>>>>>Nah, had a bunch of rain today and was a little board. >>>>>> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Damn!! you two are on a roll aren't ya. That's okay the world is a wheel, > what goes around comes around. <VBG> Hell, I thought you was thinking of your belly, talking all this "round" stuff... > And I'm innocent of any wrong doing. "Buddism"!!! That came out of nowhere.... Got me on that one...... Damn... <BG> Denny >Damn!! you two are on a roll aren't ya. That's okay the world is a wheel, >what goes around comes around. <VBG> > >And I'm innocent of any wrong doing. "Buddism"!!! I'm sorry.... My karma seems to have run over your dogma... mac Please remove splinters before emailing |
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