With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy, and everyone else reading this..

You know you're a redneck if....
1) You buy a Christmas tree the day after Christmas to save 90% (been
there/done that).
2) You put sorbent pads around the tree so the dogs may use it as an indoor
toilet.(done that too, damn dogs).
3) Some one asks "what kind of chip are you running?" and you reply "I lost
a Frito between the seats last week."
4) Your neighbor asks if he can borrow a set of torx screw drivers, so you
hand him your torque wrench and all your screw drivers.
5) You need a pickle fork to fix the front end of your truck and your wife
says "just clean it up befoe company arrives."
6) Someone asks if you have a crow's foot wrench and you state that your
wench may have a few crow's feet, but she's still beautiful to you.

I know what you mean.  Wife and I decided to buy one another a new flat screen
this year.  We're going to wait until after the super bowl.

beekeep

Summer in Oz ..
nothing better ..
except this year in Sydney was a little cooler ..

Pannawonica ..