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Christopher D. Thompson - 21 Aug 2008 23:52 GMT
Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
your butt right off the beach!

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Denny - 22 Aug 2008 01:49 GMT
> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
> your butt right off the beach!

A fricken fire hose couldn't move that a.s......   <VBG>

But in all seriousness, hope nothing bad is happening...

Denny
Christopher D. Thompson - 22 Aug 2008 02:50 GMT
>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>> your butt right off the beach!
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>
> Denny

LMAO

I hope they are fairing well. we will hear from him sooner or later.

how's it going up north?

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Denny - 22 Aug 2008 10:43 GMT
>>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>>> your butt right off the beach!
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>
> how's it going up north?

This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out the
a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then. Calling for
90+ and humid for next couple of days. It's really cutting into my fair food
consumption this week. Just not in the mood to eat when it's this hot.

Denny
Christopher D. Thompson - 22 Aug 2008 11:19 GMT
> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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>
> Denny

DAMN IT!!!! White Castle must be in a real financial crunch then!

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Denny - 22 Aug 2008 12:46 GMT
>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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>
> DAMN IT!!!! White Castle must be in a real financial crunch then!

Castles are NOT fair food!!!  Castles are normal everyday food when the fair
is not happening..

Denny
Christopher D. Thompson - 22 Aug 2008 13:56 GMT
>>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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>
> Denny

OH MY BAD!

so its the vendors at the county fair who are not getting their annual
income this year?

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Denny - 22 Aug 2008 14:42 GMT
>>>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>>>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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> so its the vendors at the county fair who are not getting their annual
> income this year?

Chris, you're just not grasping this.........  No Castles are being consumed
this week....... This is fair food week..  Castles start up again next week.
A variety of grease makes the innards function better...   <BG>

Denny
Roy - 23 Aug 2008 22:11 GMT
>>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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> Castles are NOT fair food!!!  Castles are normal everyday food when the
> fair is not happening..

Castles are not food, period!

Roy
> Denny
mac davis - 22 Aug 2008 15:46 GMT
>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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>
>DAMN IT!!!! White Castle must be in a real financial crunch then!

hmm... would monitoring the wabbit's WC consumption before buying WC stock be
considered inside information?

mac

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FMB - 23 Aug 2008 00:43 GMT
>>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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> be
> considered inside information?

The amount of WCs in the wabbit's belly is Way, Way, Way too much 'inside'
information.

FMB
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Roy - 23 Aug 2008 22:14 GMT
>>> This has been an aggravating year from the farmer standpoint. Rain out
>>> the a.s till the first week of July and about 3/4" total since then.
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> be
> considered inside information?

I doubt it bro. The friggin rabbit has a yearly quota that he hit's every
year A week is nothing, he makes that up on a good Saturday night.

Roy
> mac
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mac davis - 24 Aug 2008 14:58 GMT
>> hmm... would monitoring the wabbit's WC consumption before buying WC stock
>> be
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>
>Roy

Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them for maybe a
month, maybe so the tractor would still move with him on it, the stock would go
down..
That would be the time to buy, knowing that when he came off the diet, wrappers
would be flyin' at WC and we could sell when the stock went back up..

mac

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Denny - 24 Aug 2008 20:19 GMT
>>> hmm... would monitoring the wabbit's WC consumption before buying WC
>>> stock
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> would go
> down..

Get it right bitch.... Tractors need weight for traction....   <G>

Denny
Roy - 24 Aug 2008 20:42 GMT
>>>> hmm... would monitoring the wabbit's WC consumption before buying WC
>>>> stock
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>
> Get it right bitch.... Tractors need weight for traction....   <G>

If it is going to move your fat a.s, it better have tracks on it.<G>

Roy
> Denny
mac davis - 25 Aug 2008 15:36 GMT
>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them for
>>> maybe a
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>
>Roy

OUCH!

mac

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mac davis - 25 Aug 2008 15:36 GMT
>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them for
>> maybe a
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>
>Denny

Yeah, but they also need more hp to move excess weight, right?

mac

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Roy - 25 Aug 2008 18:56 GMT
>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them for
>>> maybe a
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>>
> Yeah, but they also need more hp to move excess weight, right?

A whole lot of HP. Thank along the lines of a couple of locomotives worth of
HP, to get that wide ride in motion.
<VBG>

Roy
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Denny - 25 Aug 2008 21:57 GMT
>>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them for
>>>> maybe a
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> Roy
>> mac

You'd think that as old and experienced as you two old farts are, you'd come
up with something a little creative in your insults..  Maybe there is
something to this senility thing...

Denny
Roy - 26 Aug 2008 00:08 GMT
>>>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them for
>>>>> maybe a
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> come up with something a little creative in your insults..  Maybe there is
> something to this senility thing...

As we note by your response, we don't have to be all that creative. Being as
old and as creative as we are, we learned a long time ago to conserve ammo.
If need be, we can always move the selector a notch.
<VBG>

Roy
> Denny
Denny - 26 Aug 2008 02:33 GMT
>>>>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them
>>>>>> for
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> ammo. If need be, we can always move the selector a notch.
> <VBG>

I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got more
pointy things to put them in too. And if you get right down to it, I'm
guessing I can hit a target out there a ways better too. Now take another
Metamucil <sp> and cheer up..   <BGMFG>

Denny
Roy - 26 Aug 2008 03:22 GMT
>>>>>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them
>>>>>>> for
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> I'm guessing I can hit a target out there a ways better too. Now take
> another Metamucil <sp> and cheer up..   <BGMFG>

You might have more ammo overall. I have in excess of 3K for the black one.
As for your expertise in hitting what you aim at, well, we won't go into
stories but it was a long time ago and they shot back.

Anyway, I'd be more concerned with your daughter rather than you.

But as for verbal, ya got yer a.s kicked!!!
<GBFG>

Roy
> Denny
Denny - 26 Aug 2008 11:36 GMT
>>>>>>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them
>>>>>>>> for
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> one. As for your expertise in hitting what you aim at, well, we won't go
> into stories but it was a long time ago and they shot back.

Hey, these pieces of cardboard are dangerous......   <G>

> Anyway, I'd be more concerned with your daughter rather than you.

You're not a gullibile as I thought....

> But as for verbal, ya got yer a.s kicked!!!
> <GBFG>

In your dreams......

Denny
Roy - 26 Aug 2008 12:22 GMT
>>>>>>>>> Well, I was thinking that if we knew that he was swearing off them
>>>>>>>>> for
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>
> Hey, these pieces of cardboard are dangerous......   <G>

I'm sure your talking about the WC cardboard.<G>

>> Anyway, I'd be more concerned with your daughter rather than you.
>
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>
> In your dreams......

Well.............<G<

Roy
> Denny
Christopher D. Thompson - 26 Aug 2008 13:07 GMT
>> I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got
>> more pointy things to put them in too. And if you get right down to it,
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>
> Anyway, I'd be more concerned with your daughter rather than you.

with good reason from what I hear

> But as for verbal, ya got yer a.s kicked!!! <GBFG>

That's a lot of kicking

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Roy - 26 Aug 2008 13:40 GMT
>>> I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got
>>> more pointy things to put them in too. And if you get right down to it,
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>
> with good reason from what I hear

Yup, it seems that the rabbit can't keep up with her.

>> But as for verbal, ya got yer a.s kicked!!! <GBFG>
>
> That's a lot of kicking

It is, but it's close to the ground and how can ya miss ?

<BG>

Roy
mac davis - 26 Aug 2008 15:09 GMT
>>> I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got
>>> more pointy things to put them in too. And if you get right down to it,
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>
>That's a lot of kicking

Ouch... gotta give that one at least an 8...

mac

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mac davis - 26 Aug 2008 15:07 GMT
>I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got more
>pointy things to put them in too. And if you get right down to it, I'm
>guessing I can hit a target out there a ways better too. Now take another
>Metamucil <sp> and cheer up..   <BGMFG>
>
>Denny

Careful, now...
I spent a few years calling in artillery and air strikes and I'm guessing Roy
did too.. and on smaller targets..

(Never bring a knife to a gun fight)

mac

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Roy - 26 Aug 2008 15:22 GMT
>>I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got
>>more
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> Roy
> did too.. and on smaller targets..

Sorta of a more personal touch.<G>

Roy
> (Never bring a knife to a gun fight)
>
> mac
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Denny - 26 Aug 2008 22:27 GMT
>>I think I got more ammo than either one of you old farts. Probably got
>>more
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Some of us don't need artillery and air strikes to hit a little
target.......  <G>

Denny
mac davis - 27 Aug 2008 15:37 GMT
>Some of us don't need artillery and air strikes to hit a little
>target.......  <G>
>
>Denny

From 20 miles away?
You must be GOOD!

mac

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mac davis - 26 Aug 2008 15:04 GMT
>>> Yeah, but they also need more hp to move excess weight, right?
>>
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>
>Denny

Insults? nah...
I'm an Equal Opportunity Annoyer, though..

We were having a discussion about moving large amounts of weight, Buggs...

mac

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Roy - 26 Aug 2008 15:18 GMT
>>>> Yeah, but they also need more hp to move excess weight, right?
>>>
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>
> We were having a discussion about moving large amounts of weight, Buggs...

I'm sure you have noticed that every time the subject of "large" and/or
"weight" comes up, the friggin' rabbit is a "big" part of it.

Roy
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Denny - 26 Aug 2008 22:33 GMT
>>>>> Yeah, but they also need more hp to move excess weight, right?
>>>>
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> I'm sure you have noticed that every time the subject of "large" and/or
> "weight" comes up, the friggin' rabbit is a "big" part of it.

I'm thinking it's a good thing I'm here for you guys to screw with. Elsewise
ole Snoman or nunya would have a heart attack...

Denny
Roy - 27 Aug 2008 00:14 GMT
>>>>>> Yeah, but they also need more hp to move excess weight, right?
>>>>>
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> I'm thinking it's a good thing I'm here for you guys to screw with.
> Elsewise ole Snoman or nunya would have a heart attack...

C'mon, you get as good as ya give!!<VBG>
Those other two are pussies!

Roy
> Denny
Roy - 23 Aug 2008 22:10 GMT
>>>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>>>> your butt right off the beach!
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> fair food consumption this week. Just not in the mood to eat when it's
> this hot.

Oh bullshit!!! It's too hot for you to eat?? WTF do you think your fooling
with that line of crap????

Genleman, and lady, can anybody picture the 'friggin rabbit pushing away a
plate of cc cookies 'cause it's too friggin hot??

Roy
> Denny
Roy - 23 Aug 2008 22:06 GMT
>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>> your butt right off the beach!
>
> A fricken fire hose couldn't move that a.s......   <VBG>
>
> But in all seriousness, hope nothing bad is happening...

Still with the lashing out I see.<G>

Roy
> Denny
Roy - 23 Aug 2008 22:05 GMT
> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
> your butt right off the beach!

It wasn't pretty but we are here. Actually we didn't do all that bad, a few
leaks in the garage and out on the back porch. Lost the elec for a few hours
but that's to be expected. Never was off long enough to fire up the gen.This
place is well engineered so the water runs down hill away from the house and
through a old plantation and into a marshy area that runs into the
intercostal wasterway. So no flooding at all and minimal wind damage. The
people about 30 miles from us are totally screwed. In some areas there was
over 30" of rain!! Lot's of folks had 4' of water and sewerage in their
neighborhood and homes. The problem now is the rivers are going to be way
beyond flood stage.
Oh, the power supply on the 'putor crapped out and it's a bitch to find a
550w supply in the middle of this storm. All better now.

Roy
> Chris
Denny - 23 Aug 2008 22:22 GMT
>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>> your butt right off the beach!
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> Oh, the power supply on the 'putor crapped out and it's a bitch to find a
> 550w supply in the middle of this storm. All better now.

Glad to hear you made it thru ok. Some of the news reports talked about the
flooding and it didn't sound good.

Anyways, after reading your other posts you're still a fricking smart a.s!!!
<BG>

Denny
Roy - 23 Aug 2008 22:29 GMT
>>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>>> your butt right off the beach!
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> Glad to hear you made it thru ok. Some of the news reports talked about
> the flooding and it didn't sound good.

Y a gotta feel bad for some of these folks, no job's, no insurance, now no
home. And they have to wait for FEMA to get off it's a.s.

> Anyways, after reading your other posts you're still a fricking smart
> a.s!!! <BG>

Your just upset 'cause I'm a fricking truthful smart a.s.<G>

Roy

> Denny
Denny - 23 Aug 2008 23:07 GMT
>>>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>>>> your butt right off the beach!
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> Y a gotta feel bad for some of these folks, no job's, no insurance, now no
> home. And they have to wait for FEMA to get off it's a.s.

Never fear..... Ole nunya is there. Remember he's a fema, some other kind on
emergency responce expert, react, donut muncher and whatever else he can
conjer up at the time.  All is well....

>> Anyways, after reading your other posts you're still a fricking smart
>> a.s!!! <BG>
>
> Your just upset 'cause I'm a fricking truthful smart a.s.<G>

"Old" truthful smartass.... get it right....   <BG>

Denny
Roy - 23 Aug 2008 23:56 GMT
>>>>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>>>>> your butt right off the beach!
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> on emergency responce expert, react, donut muncher and whatever else he
> can conjer up at the time.  All is well....

I think he's related to sno-idiot.

>>> Anyways, after reading your other posts you're still a fricking smart
>>> a.s!!! <BG>
>>
>> Your just upset 'cause I'm a fricking truthful smart a.s.<G>
>
> "Old" truthful smartass.... get it right....   <BG>

Well,yes, I'm a bit older than you. Actually your Sue's age.

Roy
> Denny
mac davis - 24 Aug 2008 14:55 GMT
>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>> your butt right off the beach!
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>
>Roy

Damn... and people say that they'd never live in Calif. cuz they have little
earthquakes once in a while..

mac

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Roy - 24 Aug 2008 18:28 GMT
>>> Roy, how ya fairing down there??? fay looks like she's trying to wash
>>> your butt right off the beach!
[quoted text clipped - 21 lines]
> little
> earthquakes once in a while..

Yup, but I'll be in the surf in the morning!

Roy
> mac
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mac davis - 25 Aug 2008 15:37 GMT
>> Damn... and people say that they'd never live in Calif. cuz they have
>> little
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>
>Roy

Nothing personal, bro, but I'd rather find driftwood...

mac

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Roy - 25 Aug 2008 18:54 GMT
>>> Damn... and people say that they'd never live in Calif. cuz they have
>>> little
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>
> Nothing personal, bro, but I'd rather find driftwood...

C'mon bro, ya gotta get wet. Although today with all the sand that has been
moved around on the bottom it is really nasty. The sand creates bars and
channells and then you have rip curret's. If ya ain't careful those puppies
can drown ya.

Roy
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mac davis - 26 Aug 2008 15:02 GMT
>>>Yup, but I'll be in the surf in the morning!
>>>
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>
>Roy

umm.....
I was referring to what washed up, bro...

mac

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Roy - 26 Aug 2008 15:24 GMT
>>>>Yup, but I'll be in the surf in the morning!
>>>>
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> umm.....
> I was referring to what washed up, bro...

I know, but if ya go to the beach ya gotta get in the water.<G>

Roy
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Roy - 26 Aug 2008 15:45 GMT
>>>>>Yup, but I'll be in the surf in the morning!
>>>>>
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>
> Roy

Wait a second my previous post is WRONG!!

A few years ago I heard of a situation that occurred on the beach at Old
Orchard Beach in Maine. Seems a very nice family from Ohio were vacationing
there. Anyway the father decided he was going to take dip in the ocean. As
he lumbered down to the waters edge all sorts of screaming and shouting were
heard. Mothers were grabbing their children and covering their eyes to
shield them from sight of what was waddling towards them. This rather over
weight, rotund creature, in a pink rabbit suit, was wearing a Speedo. That
sight was enough to clear the beach. Things really went downhill from there.
As this creature romped in the surf (picture that) a small armada of boats
from Green Peace showed up, they swarmed this thing yelling "keep it's skin
wet", as they tied ropes to the seemingly beached creature and begin to haul
it out to deeper water. Wails of dismay came from this creature as it
repeated, "let me go, I've gotta meet Roy for dinner" "I never miss a meal"

It all ended well, a tired and water logged rabbit made it to dinner and ate
everything but the damn table.
<GBMFG>
Denny - 26 Aug 2008 22:39 GMT
>>>>>>Yup, but I'll be in the surf in the morning!
>>>>>>
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> ate everything but the damn table.
> <GBMFG>
Now you're getting better!!! Had to read that one twice!!   <BG>

Denny
Roy - 27 Aug 2008 00:12 GMT
>>>>>>>Yup, but I'll be in the surf in the morning!
>>>>>>>
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>> <GBMFG>
> Now you're getting better!!! Had to read that one twice!!   <BG>

Well, you know the rules<G> Also being the truthful guy it's pretty easy.

<G>

Roy
> Denny
FMB - 27 Aug 2008 04:11 GMT
>> it out to deeper water. Wails of dismay came from this creature as it

You mis-spelled "whales".

FMB
(North Mexico)
BG
Roy - 27 Aug 2008 19:14 GMT
>>> it out to deeper water. Wails of dismay came from this creature as it
>
> You mis-spelled "whales".

I suppose I coulda said "the whale wailed" and made everybody happy.<G>

Roy
> FMB
> (North Mexico)
> BG
 
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