>> I have the generic P0700 code on the od display...
>>
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>
> There's a clue in there for ya.
>>> I have the generic P0700 code on the od display...
>>> The van bucks if you hit the accelerator, and failes to shift out of the
>>> lower gears..
>>> Then goes back to somewhat normal conditions,,, then goes back,.,,
>>> Anyone have this problem?
>> Sure. Those who have the problem are generally those who can't be
>> bothered to check the fluid level, much less change it and the filter
>> every now and then.
>>
>> There's a clue in there for ya.
> Thanks,
> but I am not going to have a battle of wits with an unarmed man.
Right.......... so you *did* check/change the fluid and filter, then.
I'm not the one with the tranny problems, dimwit.
I'm betting this fixes your problem, but you won't have the balls to come
back here and say that I was correct.

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boondocks - 05 Apr 2008 12:10 GMT
Dimwit.... wow.
You don't know me at all sir. My balls you say. Tell you what, I will gladly
let you know if that fixes the problem. If you want to compare balls, I can
guarentee there will no contest.. I have far, far more important things to
worry about than my transmission dip stick..
Tell me... big balls, what state do you live in...? Just curious.?
BD
>>>> I have the generic P0700 code on the od display...
>>>> The van bucks if you hit the accelerator, and failes to shift out of
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> I'm betting this fixes your problem, but you won't have the balls to come
> back here and say that I was correct.
Dan C - 05 Apr 2008 15:13 GMT
> Dimwit.... wow.
That's right.
> You don't know me at all sir. My balls you say. Tell you what, I will gladly
> let you know if that fixes the problem. If you want to compare balls, I can
> guarentee there will no contest.. I have far, far more important things to
> worry about than my transmission dip stick..
Well, since you don't worry about the tranny dipstick, you are now in the
position you are in, which is having a tranny in Limp Mode. Do you see
the connection here yet...?
> Tell me... big balls, what state do you live in...? Just curious.?
I don't live in a state.
Go change your f.cking tranny fluid and filter, and then come back here
and tell me I was right, boy.

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boondocks - 05 Apr 2008 16:04 GMT
Ha ha haaa.
Thanks for the laugh..
Ha ha... Maybe you should switch to stand up ma'am.
>> Dimwit.... wow.
>
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> Go change your f.cking tranny fluid and filter, and then come back here
> and tell me I was right, boy.
boondocks - 08 Apr 2008 00:39 GMT
Oh.. Hi Dan.
Not going to continue with this nitpicking.
Anyway, the filter and fluid change produced 0 results.
Still going into limp mode....
Noticed the speedometer is jumping around... perhaps a wonky speed sensor.
BD
>> Dimwit.... wow.
>
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> Go change your f.cking tranny fluid and filter, and then come back here
> and tell me I was right, boy.
Jerry - 08 Apr 2008 22:29 GMT
>Oh.. Hi Dan.
>
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>
>BD
I have a 2000 Caravan that stared bucking a bit on the highway, the
speedometer was jumping around and then went to limp mode if I
remember right. It turned out to be the tranny output sensor which
was on the outside and accessible from the driver wheel well after
removing the water shield.
Jerry
boondocks - 09 Apr 2008 00:14 GMT
YUP..
I actually replaced this sensor tonight and it seems to have done the trick!
Fingers crossed..
BD
>>Oh.. Hi Dan.
>>
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> Jerry