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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Is Teen Titans on yet? Did you know Joe Rogan owns a Chip Foose Camaro? Most of my holiday gifts contained turquoise this year - the year I moved to Arizona, where there are lots of Native Americans making jewelry. Last week I saw one of them driving into Prescott in a silver Porsche Turbo. Must be a good gig, that jewelry biz. In the last 10 months I've only seen one Ferrari in this dump of a town. I bet it had California plates, but I couldn't see. Silver 430. Nice. I doubt the person driving it was involved in a legitimate profession unless he/she was a developer. I have adopted two cats. Their names are Nickie and Dahlia. Between them I find more personality than most of the people who lurk in this group. Hundreds of armored Humvees have yet to be distributed to our troops in Iraq for no known reason; they sit outside various Army and Army Reserve bases throughout the country. I suppose if we equipped our troops with the best and safest gear we might not be able to drag the war out any further. Saddam Hussein is unhappy with the general dynamic of his trial. He says he would rather die, is not afraid of dying, and I would like to help him with that predicament but I am too old for the military and there is no such thing as civilian spec ops. At least he got a bad haircut before the proceedings began. It looks like he's wearing my grandfather's sweater. The medicine I have to take for my migraines costs 16.66 per dose. Here's some stupid reading ... "Tired of the same old lunch at your office desk? Help is at hand. A British supermarket is launching the ultimate life-enhancing snack -- the musical sandwich. In a trial certain to be welcomed by the estimated one million Britons who eat their lunch at their desks each day, Britain's biggest retailer Tesco will use technology similar to that used in singing greetings cards to sell musical sandwiches. Opening the top of the sandwich box will activate a tiny sound module that plays a selection of music. This season's offering will be a medley of Christmas tunes including Jingle Bells, Santa Claus is Coming to Town and We Wish You a Merry Christmas. Tesco Spokesman Jonathan Church said the potential of the melodic munch was enormous." Obviously Jonathan Church's ego is enormous. Leave it to the friggin' Brits, the home of the weirdest male humans on the planet. This story is on Yahoo News' "Oddly Enough" section if you feel compelled to read the rest of it. Joe Rogan is a black belt in Karate, and also a major fan of Ultimate Fighting Championship bouts, which he has at time refereed. O.J. Simpson recently made an appearance (with Snoop Dogg) to support clemency for some convicted killer facing the death penalty; I think Stanley "Tookie" Williams. I'm betting the man will die. O.J. has also given an interview here and there about Robert Blake's coming civil trial (or whatever trial), concluding with the phrase "I'm happy with my life" - the life that is financed by his untouchable NFL pension and which still includes partying with multiple female partners and of course lots of golf and who-knows-what-else. This is a man who looks like he's been snorting way too much blow, doing too much bonking and chugging down too much Scotch - generally livin' large with the unintentional aim of ending it short. Then it's on to the long burn for that sumbitch. Couple of decent blog lines here, too. Did I mentiont that I have is autograph? It was about 20 years ago, I knew a waitress at some diner and she .... what the f.ck, who cares. I just have it. http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/oj_simpson_resurfaces.php Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz  SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz See, this is what happens when you take too many drugs. You carry on like this and I doubt you'll live more than another six years. ...which means you'll outlive your cats and your body will be discovered rotting in your bed with your face eaten off. In later interviews with the police, your housemate will say that he had noticed you had been 'pretty quiet' for the last couple of days but will defend his ignorance, saying 'sure I coulda gone in an' checked, but Mike being silent for weeks ain't nuttin new ...besides the smell was enough to keep me out.' <....> 'Them Ferraris sure is purdy cars, ain't they?' -Paul > ...which means you'll outlive your cats and your body will be discovered > rotting in your bed with your face eaten off. Supernatural cats! Hey, that's a great idea for a screenplay! SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz > > Is Teen Titans on yet? No, ManU v. Benfica is. > Did you know Joe Rogan owns a Chip Foose Camaro? Who's Joe Rogan? > Most of my holiday gifts contained turquoise this year - the year I > moved to Arizona, where there are lots of Native Americans making > jewelry. I thought they all made money dodging taxes and operating Casinos. Last week I saw one of them driving into Prescott in a silver > Porsche Turbo. Must be a good gig, that jewelry biz. Caught you as a customer didn't they? > In the last 10 months I've only seen one Ferrari in this dump of a town. > I bet it had California plates, but I couldn't see. No doubt. Half of California has moved to Arizona in the last year or so it seems. Silver 430. Nice. I have learned to hate 430s. Not for the car, but for the people who seem to be driving them. > I doubt the person driving it was involved in a legitimate profession > unless he/she was a developer. I consider that to be an illegitimate profession. > I have adopted two cats. Their names are Nickie and Dahlia. Between > them I find more personality than most of the people who lurk in this > group. Is the Dahlia black? > Hundreds of armored Humvees have yet to be distributed to our troops in > Iraq for no known reason; they sit outside various Army and Army Reserve > bases throughout the country. I suppose if we equipped our troops with > the best and safest gear we might not be able to drag the war out any > further. Have you tested their armor? Perhaps they're the "unarmored" type. Maybe that guy from on the AA flight from Columbia can provide some explosives for the test. Anyone not in uniform who drives a Hummer is a ponce. > Saddam Hussein is unhappy with the general dynamic of his trial. Poor bastard. Perhaps he should have thought of that before he left a bloody trail. He > says he would rather die, I say oblige him. is not afraid of dying, and I would like to > help him with that predicament but I am too old for the military and > there is no such thing as civilian spec ops. Perhaps you can volunteer to pull the lever? At least he got a bad > haircut before the proceedings began. It looks like he's wearing my > grandfather's sweater. Perhaps he is. Did you donate it? > The medicine I have to take for my migraines costs 16.66 per dose. But it's worth it, no? > Here's some stupid reading ... What, in this newsgroup??? > "Tired of the same old lunch at your office desk? Help is at hand. A > British supermarket is launching the ultimate life-enhancing snack -- > the musical sandwich. Damn, i wish i'd thought of that. My local Mexican kitchen provides musical food, but only an hour or two after consumption. > In a trial certain to be welcomed by the estimated one million Britons > who eat their lunch at their desks each day, Britain's biggest retailer [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Obviously Jonathan Church's ego is enormous. Leave it to the friggin' > Brits, the home of the weirdest male humans on the planet. Damn Capri pant wearing poofs. This story > is on Yahoo News' "Oddly Enough" section if you feel compelled to read > the rest of it. > > Joe Rogan is a black belt in Karate, Thanks for filling me in. and also a major fan of Ultimate > Fighting Championship bouts, which he has at time refereed. How can it be the Ultimate Fighting Championship if there's a ref? > O.J. Simpson recently made an appearance (with Snoop Dogg) to support > clemency for some convicted killer facing the death penalty; I think > Stanley "Tookie" Williams. I'm betting the man will die. Yeah, those are two guys I'd love to have going to bat for me if I was on death row. Forget F. Lee or the late "Mr. Johnnie", give me Orenthal and Doop Snogg. Oh yeah, that'll move the Supremes in my favor. > O.J. has also given an interview here and there about Robert Blake's > coming civil trial (or whatever trial), concluding with the phrase "I'm > happy with my life" Something two other people involved cannot say. - the life that is financed by his untouchable NFL > pension and which still includes partying with multiple female partners > and of course lots of golf and who-knows-what-else. Damn, OJ's living my dream life.... This is a man who > looks like he's been snorting way too much blow, doing too much bonking > and chugging down too much Scotch Hey, why are you slamming me? Oh wait, you're talking about OJ. Sorry... - generally livin' large with the > unintentional aim of ending it short. Then it's on to the long burn for > that sumbitch. Let's hope. > Couple of decent blog lines here, too. Did I mentiont that I have is > autograph? It was about 20 years ago, I knew a waitress at some diner > and she .... what the f.ck, who cares. I just have it. I met the killa once. What a dick. Always on the prowl. > http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/oj_simpson_resurfaces.php > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris > has not had to pay taxes ever. Neither has my buddy Nick the computer guy, not to be confused with "Comic book guy", oh wait, perhaps he should. Forget it... > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Migraine meds have put you to sleep??? T$3.08 per dose. (Who is laughing at ManUre as they tumbled out of Europe tonight....) SignatureLIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 "Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <LiverpoolFC@anfield.com> wrote > Anyone not in uniform who drives a Hummer is a ponce. The master speaks! > Damn, i wish i'd thought of that. My local Mexican kitchen provides > musical food, but only an hour or two after consumption. BWA-Haha!<cough> <wipes orange juice from keyboard> >> Obviously Jonathan Church's ego is enormous. Leave it to the >> friggin' Brits, the home of the weirdest male humans on the planet. > > Damn Capri pant wearing poofs. Come over here and say that! ...oh wait a minute, I think you did. Anyway, you colonials wouldn't even exist if not for the Great British Empire and our fine Stilton cheese. STILTON! KING OF CHEESES! -MCPD > "Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <LiverpoolFC@anfield.com> wrote > >> Anyone not in uniform who drives a Hummer is a ponce. > > The master speaks! What's the British Army equivalent of a Hummer?? Ooh , that'll be a Landrover!! > Anyway, you colonials wouldn't even exist if not for the Great British > Empire and our fine Stilton cheese. STILTON! KING OF CHEESES! Well, quite (!) I. > What's the British Army equivalent of a Hummer?? Ooh , that'll be a > Landrover!! I think you'll find that whereas the 'Hummer' that the US public buy (which I think is what Tifosiki was referring to) is a 'butch' shell over a family four-door floorpan, the Landy is no more or less than the best 4X4 in the world. LANDY! KING OF 4X4s! I'd like to see a Hummer do the off road military training course that we put 'Dirty Harry' (our Defender 90 300TDI County) through earlier this year. Apart from anything else, it would have got stuck trying to get through the gates. Gosh, I've come over all 'rugged' all of a sudden. Quick! Cancel my reservations at Villandry, lets put on plaid shirts and go eat rat burgers fried in dog fat! ...vegetarian dog fat, of course. And could you turn the music down, please. ...Thank you. I never did like 'rock' music. Hmmmm... Just *look* at those curtains. -Paul Ahhh... Pet Shop Boys, that's better! > I'd like to see a Hummer do the off road military training course that > we put 'Dirty Harry' (our Defender 90 300TDI County) through earlier > this year. Apart from anything else, it would have got stuck trying to > get through the gates. I do love the Defender 90. Always have. When I used to live in Cali there were always plenty of nice used ones available, because all the trendies who would buy them quickly learned that the 90 means business, it is not some a.s-cushion that occasionally fords a puddle. Back on the market they would go. H2, anyone? The 90 would keep up with them offroad, or probably vanquish them soundly. Size doesn't always win the prize. Probably keep up with the H1, or at least stay close in H1's rear view miror. Jeep Cherokee? Puleeze. SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". > > I'd like to see a Hummer do the off road military training course that > > we put 'Dirty Harry' (our Defender 90 300TDI County) through earlier > > this year. Apart from anything else, it would have got stuck trying to > > get through the gates. Hummers are very capable (H1s that is, black gold, texas tea...) ...where they fit. They're friggin' huge. > I do love the Defender 90. Always have. When I used to live in Cali > there were always plenty of nice used ones available, because all the > trendies who would buy them quickly learned that the 90 means business, > it is not some a.s-cushion that occasionally fords a puddle. Back on > the market they would go. Defender 90s are killer, wish they still offered them here. Keep the LR3, give us a Defender 90, 110, hell a Defender anything! > H2, anyone? The 90 would keep up with them offroad, or probably > vanquish them soundly. H2 is a Chevy 2500 with some good options, my money is on the Defender. Size doesn't always win the prize. Probably keep > up with the H1, or at least stay close in H1's rear view miror. I'll say rear view mirror unless it gets too tight, then the Landy gets a chance. > Jeep Cherokee? Puleeze. WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! Now it's personal... I drive a Cherokee now, and my folks have worn out a couple of them. Show me a more capable, more practical, more versatile vehicle that one can buy with 40k on it for $10,000 American. The 4.0L Jeep Cherokee rules! The 4.0L rivals the old slant six in durability in the face of neglect, and I should know! Granted Missus Duffin had a 2WD one that she deemed "for the queers", but it was 2WD and any 2WD Jeep is for the queers, to be honest. In a totally unrelated note, I still plan on burning that Joydrop CD for you and there'll be a punishment CD for your roommate, for his treachery in the group email. The stipulation is he MUST listen to the whole CD all the way through without a break. Sadly, you may have to stick around to make him do it as I never could make it through this particular CD without wanting to open fire on the artist or open a vein... -Matt- "..." matt borland wrote: > In a totally unrelated note, I still plan on burning that Joydrop CD for you > and there'll [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > this particular CD without wanting to open fire on the artist or open a > vein... Good ... GOOD! But no worries, I've got a nice little package here, been sitting unmailed for a couple weeks. Xmas presents get priority. SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". > matt borland wrote: > Good ... GOOD! But no worries, I've got a nice little package here, > been sitting unmailed for a couple weeks. Xmas presents get priority. Agreed. I might dig up an extra bonus while I'm at it, gotta check the collection.. -Matt- "..." > Anyway, you colonials wouldn't even exist if not for the Great British > Empire and our fine Stilton cheese. STILTON! KING OF CHEESES! MMmmmmm ... Stilton. I have a half-gallon of cheap port ... wonder if I can get some Stilton around here. It's 9:00 am here, but I'll bet it's noon somewhere .... SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". > No, ManU v. Benfica is. Yes, and ManU won. And the guy who scored the winning goal has probably heard the word "nigger" more than Ice-T and Ice Cube combined - from his own team's fans!!! Gotta love European soccer ... er football ... fans. Bunch of drunken-a.s, pathetic, complainer haters. To busy with the racial slogans and the sloshing beer to even pay one f.cking bit of attention to the actual game (or look for a job in many cases). If only what is depicted in "Bend It Like Beckham was as bad as it got. I'm suprised anybody of any color, any ethnicity at all besides Dumbass European Hooligan, even bothers to play in England, or just about anywhere in Europe. They should just come to America, where nobody will watch play them at all! > Who's Joe Rogan? Think Fear Factor. > Caught you as a customer didn't they? The stuff I buy is off eBay, from a place called Silvertribe in the Phoenix area. Their jewelry and accessories are just fantastic for the price but not just for the price. Prescott seems to only sell their stuff at galleries with incense burning and all the Native Americans behind the counter wearing really expensive shirts. >> I have adopted two cats. Their names are Nickie and Dahlia. Between >> them I find more personality than most of the people who lurk in this >> group. >> > Is the Dahlia black? Of course. SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". >> No, ManU v. Benfica is. > > Yes, and ManU won. NO!! They lost and are out of Europe. Friggin' Manchester Buccaneers. Good work Mr. Glazer.. And the guy who scored the winning goal has probably > heard the word "nigger" more than Ice-T and Ice Cube combined - from his > own team's fans!!! Gotta love European soccer Spanish and Italian Football maybe... ... er football ... fans. > Bunch of drunken-a.s, pathetic, complainer haters. To busy with the > racial slogans and the sloshing beer to even pay one f.cking bit of > attention to the actual game (or look for a job in many cases). If only > what is depicted in "Bend It Like Beckham was as bad as it got. You mean there was more to BILB than Keira Knightley? I'm > suprised anybody of any color, any ethnicity at all besides Dumbass > European Hooligan, even bothers to play in England, or just about > anywhere in Europe. England's pretty tame. It's on the continent that there are big problems. > They should just come to America, where nobody will watch play them at all! Ain't that the truth. T308 SignatureLIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 > > zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > > Who's Joe Rogan? Think "Newsradio"... I'm a sucker for UFC stuff, even though SWMBO deplores violence... > Anyone not in uniform who drives a Hummer is a ponce. I dunno, i wouldn't mind playing with one for a week. Granted you'd never see it in a mall parking lot. It'd be touring the Appalachian foothills. > > Saddam Hussein is unhappy with the general dynamic of his trial. > > Poor bastard. Perhaps he should have thought of that before he left a > bloody trail. I like how he was allowed to just take a personal day during his trial. WTF? > He > > says he would rather die, > > I say oblige him. Seconded. > is not afraid of dying, and I would like to > > help him with that predicament but I am too old for the military and > > there is no such thing as civilian spec ops. > > Perhaps you can volunteer to pull the lever? *cue Chemical Brothers* "World, the time has come to PUSH THE BUTTON." > At least he got a bad > > haircut before the proceedings began. It looks like he's wearing my [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > > But it's worth it, no? Is it the shot? I've heard the shot kicks a migraine's a.s. > > Here's some stupid reading ... > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > Damn, i wish i'd thought of that. My local Mexican kitchen provides > musical food, but only an hour or two after consumption. Had vegetarian tacos tonight, time for a symphony. (to you lurkers, no I'm not some vegan poof, we already have one of those on here...) > > In a trial certain to be welcomed by the estimated one million Britons > > who eat their lunch at their desks each day, Britain's biggest retailer [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Tesco Spokesman Jonathan Church said the potential of the melodic munch > > was enormous." Hearing this just puts "Tesco Suicide" from the Sneaker Pimps in my head. > > Obviously Jonathan Church's ego is enormous. Leave it to the friggin' > > Brits, the home of the weirdest male humans on the planet. > > Damn Capri pant wearing poofs. ...that just eat legumes and whatnot! > > Those aren't credits that roll after Walker Texas Ranger, it is actually > > a list of people that Chuck Norris round house kicked in the face that day. > > > > When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes > > only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris > > has not had to pay taxes ever. Random Chuck Norris Fact Generator RULES! > Neither has my buddy Nick the computer guy, not to be confused with > "Comic book guy", oh wait, perhaps he should. Forget it... "Worst segue ever." -Matt- "..." matt borland wrote: > SWMBO ???? SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". > matt borland wrote: > > > SWMBO > > ???? Married-guy slang... "She Who Must Be Obeyed." Believe me, the adorable Missus Borland would laugh at the term. Then the paddle would come out... :-? -Matt- "..." matt borland wrote: >>matt borland wrote: >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Married-guy slang... "She Who Must Be Obeyed." Horace Rumpole Slang! > Believe me, the adorable Missus Borland would laugh at the term. > > Then the paddle would come out... :-? Oh my... That's a visual I did not need this morning. T308 SignatureLIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 <<Then the paddle would come out...>> That qualifies as TMI. C. > <<Then the paddle would come out...>> > > That qualifies as TMI. > > C. What, whaaaaat?! We play ping-pong to settle arguments, you people have your minds in the gutter... -Matt- "Then the spankings begin... Errr..." << I have adopted two cats. Their names are Nickie and Dahlia.>> Yay! << Between them I find more personality than most of the people who lurk in this group.>> Boo! C. > << I have adopted two cats. Their names are Nickie and Dahlia.>> > [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Boo! I said LURK, kiddo! Those that sit on the periphery and do not contribute (except to insult of course, we've had a few of those over the years). SignatureChuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya". |
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