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Red TR - 30 Jan 2006 00:12 GMT
I just purchased an 88 Testarossa.  It has 17,000 miles on it, and has
had the 15,000 mile service done, which did not include changing the
timing belts.  Despite the 30,000 mile designation given to the engine
out service, some people are telling me that it is a function of time.
How often do you suggest doing the hyperexpensive major service,
timewise?
WhiteZin2000 - 30 Jan 2006 00:34 GMT
I have a 90 TR w/8000 miles. I did the 30K service on it about 8 months ago
merely because of the age of the components. It's just too risky to jump a
timing belt or other component. I also had all the radiator hoses/clamps
changed - just because it's so easy since the engine is out of the car. I
can't really imagine a reputable Ferrari dealer not strongly encouraging a
30K service on a car of that age - even though the mileage doesn't reflect
the 30K increment. Just my $.02.

FWIW - I noticed a considerable improvement in performance when the service
was performed. It now pulls strongly through the entire RPM curve. Before
the service interval, power diminised after about 5000 RPM. Now it's smooth
up to redline.

>I just purchased an 88 Testarossa.  It has 17,000 miles on it, and has
> had the 15,000 mile service done, which did not include changing the
> timing belts.  Despite the 30,000 mile designation given to the engine
> out service, some people are telling me that it is a function of time.
> How often do you suggest doing the hyperexpensive major service,
> timewise?
Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 30 Jan 2006 02:39 GMT
> I just purchased an 88 Testarossa.  It has 17,000 miles on it, and has
> had the 15,000 mile service done, which did not include changing the
> timing belts.  Despite the 30,000 mile designation given to the engine
> out service, some people are telling me that it is a function of time.
> How often do you suggest doing the hyperexpensive major service,
> timewise?

Only one thing matters.... Seventeen years.  It should be done!

T308
(Who has owned his 308 for a decade and has changed the belts twice...)
Paul Duffin - 30 Jan 2006 10:00 GMT
"Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <liverpoolfc@anfield.com> wrote

> (Who has owned his 308 for a decade and has changed the belts
> twice...)

Really? I've had my 308 for eleven years and had the belts done four
times. Am I over-doing it? Of course, I do 'use' the car rather more
than some owners (usually 6,000 miles a year).

-Paul
Iain Miller - 30 Jan 2006 12:19 GMT
>> (Who has owned his 308 for a decade and has changed the belts twice...)
>
> Really? I've had my 308 for eleven years and had the belts done four
> times. Am I over-doing it? Of course, I do 'use' the car rather more than
> some owners (usually 6,000 miles a year).

Lordy, don't open *THAT* can o' worms!

Long & short of it is that us Euros are advised to change belts on 3X8s
every 2 years. In the US Ferrari says 5 years. Same engines, same parts & no
logical explanation for the difference. I'm coming to the conclusion that 3
years is probably a happy medium (even at 6K miles a year). The tensioner
bearings seem to be as much (if not more) of an issue.

Did see somewhere recently that FNA have shortened the belt change interval
on 348, 355 & 360 to 3 Years (from 5) recently - go figure.

I.
Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 30 Jan 2006 15:20 GMT
> "Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <liverpoolfc@anfield.com> wrote
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> times. Am I over-doing it? Of course, I do 'use' the car rather more
> than some owners (usually 6,000 miles a year).

If I could drive my car in Europe I'd "use it" more as well.  Then
again, I'm sure I do "stress" my car a little more on its not so
frequent drives than some capri-wearing nancy boys do.

T308
(Who uses his car so infrequently that tyre black is never required....)
Paul Duffin - 30 Jan 2006 16:56 GMT
"Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <liverpoolfc@anfield.com> wrote

> If I could drive my car in Europe I'd "use it" more as well.  Then
> again, I'm sure I do "stress" my car a little more on its not so
> frequent drives than some capri-wearing nancy boys do.

Ooooh, get HER!

<cough>

I  mean, "I say! that wasn't a dig at you, I meant simply what I said -
that I put in more miles than some. I have no idea what your annual
mileage is.

> (Who uses his car so infrequently that tyre black is never
> required....)

....phone home.... <pointy finger routine> ...phone home...

Ha!

-PauloD
Creamy Goodness - 30 Jan 2006 16:58 GMT
>I just purchased an 88 Testarossa.  It has 17,000 miles on it, and has
>had the 15,000 mile service done, which did not include changing the
>timing belts.  Despite the 30,000 mile designation given to the engine
>out service, some people are telling me that it is a function of time.

It is a function of time, rubber belts decompose with exposure to
oxygen and ozone.

>How often do you suggest doing the hyperexpensive major service,
>timewise?

When the factory says to.  Yours is well overdue.

(maintenance cost)/(repair cost) << 1
Iain Miller - 31 Jan 2006 04:03 GMT
> (maintenance cost)/(repair cost) << 1

Awarded quote of the week - like that one a lot!

I.
Red TR - 31 Jan 2006 04:30 GMT
Well, I've driven the car a total of 17 miles, and one of ECUs on the
7-12 Cylinders side is dead.  I'm advised that part costs $2,300 USD
retail.  The dealer is paying to replace that since it appears it was
bad when they sold it to me (although how I would have proven that, I'm
not sure).  And, based upon the advice I've been given, I'm leaving the
car with them, and they will take out the engine and replace the belts
at a reduced price.  Apparently thanks to a 4 year old 15,000 mile
engine out service done at 14,900 miles, they don't feel that they have
to do everything a 30,000 mile major service requires, but the belts,
and all fluids are going to be done.   That's going to cost me about
$5,000 USD.  They will pick up the differential by not taking a profit
beyond that amount.  They estimate they are saving me another couple of
thousand dollars, although it is making the already overly high price
on the TR even higher.  So far I've driven the car a total of 17 miles,
and I'll have it back in about two to three weeks, assuming parts
availability.  I'm currently measuring the price per mile in the tens
of thousands of dollars.   I certainly hope the car comes back sorted
out, and is as sturdy as they are reported to be for a few years.

So--- if one ECU goes out and is replaced, does the second one go out
shortly thereafter, or are they truly independent?

Thanks for the feedback, everyone.

LW
Iain Miller - 31 Jan 2006 09:19 GMT
>  Apparently thanks to a 4 year old 15,000 mile  engine out service done at
> 14,900 miles, they don't feel > that they have  to do everything a 30,000
> mile major service requires, but the belts,  and all fluids are  going to
> be done.

That's a bit nuts - if the motor is coming out you may as well do a full
major - and have them look at things like the fuel lines while they are in
there.

> So--- if one ECU goes out and is replaced, does the second one go out
> shortly thereafter, or are they truly independent?

No reason why it should that I know of

> Thanks for the feedback, everyone.

Write the check, write it off to experience and enjoy your car.

I.
WhiteZin2000 - 31 Jan 2006 11:17 GMT
>  And, based upon the advice I've been given, I'm leaving the
> car with them, and they will take out the engine and replace the belts
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> and all fluids are going to be done.   That's going to cost me about
> $5,000 USD.

While it's out, it easier to do ALL 30k service, but its ultimately your
call. My service was about $7000. Had just about everything done for the 30K
(but a few things didn't need it, based on the Ferrari mechanics
experience). There were a few things that I didn't do based solely on my
driving habits (which are less than 100 miles a month in many cases on
suburban roads). My clutch was about 50% life, and with a replacement cost
of about $4000 (and considering my non-demanding driving habits), that 50%
will likely last me another 5+ years or more.

> So--- if one ECU goes out and is replaced, does the second one go out
> shortly thereafter, or are they truly independent?

ECU's and TR's are a combination that leaves something to be desired at
best. My understanding is that those particular cylinder ECU's detect
ignition  problems and are critical if you do serious driving (racing or
heavy track time). If you drive simple road miles it's less of a concern,
perhaps something that can be overlooked. Understand however that if faulty
they won't properly detect ignition/timing issues when the engine is under
heavy loads.
matt  borland - 31 Jan 2006 23:11 GMT
"WhiteZin2000" <whitezin2000@comcast.net> wrote in message

> Understand however that if faulty
> they won't properly detect ignition/timing issues when the engine is under
> heavy loads.

...or when you get a tankful of bad gas...

Still have your TR, WhiteZin2000?

-Matt- "..."
WhiteZin2000 - 01 Feb 2006 03:50 GMT
Yep! Its still here  - what a fun car to drive :)

> "WhiteZin2000" <whitezin2000@comcast.net> wrote in message
>
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> -Matt- "..."
Creamy Goodness - 31 Jan 2006 20:00 GMT
>Well, I've driven the car a total of 17 miles, and one of ECUs on the
>7-12 Cylinders side is dead.  I'm advised that part costs $2,300 USD
[quoted text clipped - 19 lines]
>
>Thanks for the feedback, everyone.

May I ask who's your dealer?
Cogentin - 31 Jan 2006 22:56 GMT
> That's going to cost me about
> $5,000 USD.  They will pick up the differential by not taking a profit
> beyond that amount.

Although how you will prove that, you're CERTAINLY not sure.  Dealers
take profits, it's how they stay in business.

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matt  borland - 31 Jan 2006 23:08 GMT
> Well, I've driven the car a total of 17 miles, and one of ECUs on the
> 7-12 Cylinders side is dead.  I'm advised that part costs $2,300 USD
[quoted text clipped - 14 lines]
> of thousands of dollars.   I certainly hope the car comes back sorted
> out, and is as sturdy as they are reported to be for a few years.

Well at least you're not getting screwed. Sounds like they're trying to
take care of you without giving away the store.

You own one of the best-sounding Ferraris ever built, I hope you
enjoy it!

-Matt- "..."
Red TR - 01 Feb 2006 16:01 GMT
In California, USA there are emissions standards to work with.  I need
to find out if there is any way to remove the catalytic converters,
without injuring the cars performance, but still either pass emissions
testing or be able to put them back on reasonably easy.  The cats seem
to be a big part of the ECU malfunctions in these Testarossas,
apparently, and I just don't like the heat build up.  I tend to drive
my sports car more than some, and can see using this vehicle as my
"daily driver" in non rain or non snow applications.   Probably 400 to
500 miles per month with another 400 to 500 on my Range Rover Sport,
total.   I'd like to not kill the car with heat.  I have stock
mufflers, no Tubis or the like.   Money currently needs to go into
systems the vehicle needs (as discussed above), and not into sound
increases, but if there is something that can be done for the good of
the car, that coincidentally increases sound, I'd be interested in
knowing about it.

And for a bit of heresy, has anyone installed a "sun roof" in a
Testarossa?   I've seen the convertible conversions and I don't like
them.  I want to keep the lines of the car, but would like to learn
whether or not there is a way to let sunshine in through the roof.

Lastly how do you guys work around glare from the dash onto the front
windshield.   My leather is good, and I don't want to glue any teflon
pads for a mat, but need some way to cut down glare, without
interfering with the look of the brown dash.
Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 01 Feb 2006 18:19 GMT
> In California, USA there are emissions standards to work with.

the bane of our existence.  i once dreamed of the day that my 308 would
become 30 and no longer be required to complete these ridiculous tests.
 sadly the governator stopped the clock at 1974. i hate him for it.

  I need
> to find out if there is any way to remove the catalytic converters,
> without injuring the cars performance, but still either pass emissions
> testing

never happen.

 or be able to put them back on reasonably easy.

possible, but a pain.

  The cats seem
> to be a big part of the ECU malfunctions in these Testarossas,
> apparently, and I just don't like the heat build up.  I tend to drive
> my sports car more than some, and can see using this vehicle as my
> "daily driver" in non rain or non snow applications.

the best thing for it.  at the current prices, you can use it like a
used car and throw it away when you're done.

   Probably 400 to
> 500 miles per month with another 400 to 500 on my Range Rover Sport,
> total.   I'd like to not kill the car with heat.  I have stock
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> the car, that coincidentally increases sound, I'd be interested in
> knowing about it.

you might investigate these.  one of my former customers had good luck
with them.

http://hyper-flow.com/tr.htm

> And for a bit of heresy, has anyone installed a "sun roof" in a
> Testarossa?   I've seen the convertible conversions and I don't like
> them.  I want to keep the lines of the car, but would like to learn
> whether or not there is a way to let sunshine in through the roof.

i've seen a few and they've been done very poorly.  be very careful.

> Lastly how do you guys work around glare from the dash onto the front
> windshield.   My leather is good, and I don't want to glue any teflon
> pads for a mat, but need some way to cut down glare, without
> interfering with the look of the brown dash.

never had that problem.  i'm sure there are some other solutions for a
mat that wouldn't require gluing.

try this:

http://www.italiancarparts.com/covers/carcovers.html#shields

failing that, MOUSE HAIR!

T308
Paul Duffin - 01 Feb 2006 22:50 GMT
"Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <liverpoolfc@anfield.com> wrote

> the best thing for it.  at the current prices, you can use it like a
> used car and throw it away when you're done.

WHAT??!!?? we are, are we not, talking about a Ferrari?

Explain yourself, sir!

MCPD
Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 02 Feb 2006 07:09 GMT
> "Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek)" <liverpoolfc@anfield.com> wrote
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> Explain yourself, sir!

I will!  The TR is the 365/410/412 of the 21st century.  They should be
driven, enjoyed and discarded when used up!  $20k rebuilds on cars worth
$40k just ain't gonna happen (i'm speaking of early TRs of course).
Mark my words.  In a decade these will be cheaper than the 3x8s of the time.

T308
Paul Duffin - 02 Feb 2006 11:12 GMT
"Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek except when it comes to TRs)"
wrote

> I will!  The TR is the 365/410/412 of the 21st century.  They should
> be driven, enjoyed and discarded when used up!  $20k rebuilds on cars
> worth $40k just ain't gonna happen (i'm speaking of early TRs of
> course). Mark my words.  In a decade these will be cheaper than the
> 3x8s of the time.

Well, I wouldn't even begin to consider contemplating thinking about
disagreeing with your near-legendary knowledge of the historical place
of each typo...

...BUT any Ferrari is a Ferrari. The 412 may be the most illogical
purchase one can imagine (OK, a 412 due a major service is the most
illogical purchase) but it's still a Ferrari, still beautiful (yes it
is - shut up at the back! I once saw a black one on the Champs Elysees
and it was DAMN cool. Cool in a boxy way, but still COOL...
...alright *very* boxy... but *cool*. Yes it is!). I'm grateful that
some owners love them and continue to look after them. The rarer they
get, the more important that is. Each one that dies is one less of an
already miniscule number (in automotive production terms). This is
equally true of the TR, it is a true car of the 80s, it may come with a
free chest wig and medalion, but in my book it's still awsome... awesome
in a  wedgy way, but still awesome.
If someone gave me the keys to one I know I'd get all tingly when I
climbed in.

'discarded when used up' ? shame on you, sir! Shame!

-Paul
Iain Miller - 02 Feb 2006 13:47 GMT
> 'discarded when used up' ? shame on you, sir! Shame!

Its that time of the month again, isn't it............?!

I.
Creamy Goodness - 02 Feb 2006 15:57 GMT
>This is
>equally true of the TR, it is a true car of the 80s, it may come with a
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>'discarded when used up' ? shame on you, sir! Shame!

I agree...  They should be crushed as found, covered in glass, and
used as coffee tables for snorting coke from (same demographic).

Cheese graters...  WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Cogentin - 02 Feb 2006 16:26 GMT
>>This is
>>equally true of the TR, it is a true car of the 80s, it may come with a
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Cheese graters...  WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Hey, I snorted coke from a glass table once.  It was COOL.

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Creamy Goodness - 02 Feb 2006 17:33 GMT
>> I agree...  They should be crushed as found, covered in glass, and
>> used as coffee tables for snorting coke from (same demographic).
>>
>> Cheese graters...  WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>
>Hey, I snorted coke from a glass table once.  It was COOL.

Remember the 70's Time or Newsweek cover declaring it a health
supplement the equal of vitamins B?
Cogentin - 02 Feb 2006 17:41 GMT
>>>I agree...  They should be crushed as found, covered in glass, and
>>>used as coffee tables for snorting coke from (same demographic).
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Remember the 70's Time or Newsweek cover declaring it a health
> supplement the equal of vitamins B?

I think I do, were there not pictures of colored pill capsules along
with a small pile of blow?  Something like that?

(remembering I was between 9 and 17 at the time ... coke didn't make
it's kind-of-brief entry into my universe until the last part of the 80s
... and onward)

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Paul Duffin - 02 Feb 2006 17:35 GMT
> Hey, I snorted coke from a glass table once.  It was COOL.

<waves gold envelope in the air>

...And the prize for 'Least surprising revelation of the century goes
to....'
Cogentin - 02 Feb 2006 17:43 GMT
>>Hey, I snorted coke from a glass table once.  It was COOL.
>
> <waves gold envelope in the air>
>
> ...And the prize for 'Least surprising revelation of the century goes
> to....'

WTH ... it didn't hurt me on the road to my first million _____!

(hallucinations, failed sexual adventures, migraines, therapists,
lithium pills ... insert whichever)

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Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 03 Feb 2006 03:06 GMT
>>> This is equally true of the TR, it is a true car of the 80s, it may
>>> come with a free chest wig and medalion, but in my book it's still
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Hey, I snorted coke from a glass table once.  It was COOL.

Once?

T308
matt  borland - 03 Feb 2006 00:22 GMT
> "Tifosiki 308 (The Serial Number Greek except when it comes to TRs)"
> wrote
[quoted text clipped - 27 lines]
>
> -Paul

This exchange is cracking me up!

I agree with T308 that the TR will drop toward $40k for the pigs
as the maintenance costs are high enough as to rarely get done on
time.

I saw one in traffic right before winter and from the front that thing
still looks wicked, so wide and low...

I hate the taillights, but I'd drive the hell out of one. The sound makes
me forget everything else about them. I hear clips online or hear the car
in person and think "that's what a damned exotic should sound like!"

Ditto the Berlinetta Boxers, except they're gorgeous to my eyes so
ultimately I need a carbed 512BB for the ultimate exotic experience!

Eeyup, now who's gonna buy me one..?

Anyone?

Crap. Still have to work...

-Matt- "..."
Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 03 Feb 2006 03:06 GMT
 > Well, I wouldn't even begin to consider contemplating thinking about
> disagreeing with your near-legendary knowledge of the historical place
> of each typo...

Typo, tipo, let's call the whole thing off...

> ...BUT any Ferrari is a Ferrari. The 412 may be the most illogical
> purchase one can imagine (OK, a 412 due a major service is the most
> illogical purchase) but it's still a Ferrari, still beautiful (yes it
> is - shut up at the back! I once saw a black one on the Champs Elysees
> and it was DAMN cool. Cool in a boxy way, but still COOL...

I agree, they do have charm, I wouldn't mind owning a well cared for
example myself.  Sadly they don't make financial sense and most have
been truly abused and neglected.

> ...alright *very* boxy... but *cool*. Yes it is!). I'm grateful that
> some owners love them and continue to look after them. The rarer they
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> free chest wig and medalion, but in my book it's still awsome... awesome
> in a  wedgy way, but still awesome.

And they are awesome to drive, so they should be, with vigor and when
they're upside down in the dollar (or pound) department, they should go
to Johnny Shaughnessy (who I'm sure will take over his daddy's Ferrari
boneyard) to allow the remaining TRs to continue on the road over the
next 30 years.  These aren't cars of which one or two or even a thousand
were made.  There's lots of them and the Ferrari world won't miss these
relics of 1980s mega excess when there are fewer of them about.

> If someone gave me the keys to one I know I'd get all tingly when I
> climbed in.
>
> 'discarded when used up' ? shame on you, sir! Shame!

I will accept your shaming but I know I'm right!

T308
(Who thinks that MCPD likely has a pastel linen jacket in his closet.......)
matt  borland - 03 Feb 2006 03:23 GMT
"Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek)" <liverpoolfc@anfield.com> wrote in
message
> I will accept your shaming but I know I'm right!
>
> T308
> (Who thinks that MCPD likely has a pastel linen jacket in his closet.......)

A DK quote comes to mind:

"Hi, I'm your MTV VJ! I wear a satin baseball jacket everywhere I go!
I always sound like I'm waaaacked out on quaaludes!"

(from "MTV Get Off the Air", on the "Frankenchrist" album)

Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

-Matt- "Fun fun fun in the fluffy chair, flame up the herb woof down the
beer..."
Red TR - 03 Feb 2006 06:01 GMT
"There's lots of them and the Ferrari world won't miss these
relics of 1980s mega excess when there are fewer of them about."

I like that about the car.  It's excessive and there are enough of
them to motivate people to make parts for them.   No one will ever need
a two seat car, mid engined car, with a 12 cylinders, side radiators,
and huge strakes, in Ferrari red.   It is over the top, and will
probably never be done like that again.  But before we all retire to
Prius's I'd like to listen to the engine scream
behind me a few times as I put my license at risk.  I chose this over
both the 355 and the least expensive 550s, and assuming I ever get it
out of the shop,
I'm really looking forward to a winding ride over the hills and out to
the ocean!!
Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 03 Feb 2006 06:16 GMT
> "There's lots of them and the Ferrari world won't miss these
> relics of 1980s mega excess when there are fewer of them about."
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> a two seat car, mid engined car, with a 12 cylinders, side radiators,
> and huge strakes, in Ferrari red.

None of us need our cars, we just want 'em!

   It is over the top, and will
> probably never be done like that again.  But before we all retire to
> Prius's I'd like to listen to the engine scream
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I'm really looking forward to a winding ride over the hills and out to
> the ocean!!

Are you in Socal?  If so, we'll have to start thinking of a west coast
pub run!

T308
(Who's ready to have his humble 308 blow off by the above mentioned TR..)

T308
Red TR - 03 Feb 2006 06:26 GMT
I'm in Norcal, but could meet somewhere along the Coast on a Saturday.
Probably be March before the car is back, and I've got the time to take
a serious ride.   I would have kept the Viper if my interest wasn in
blowing off other cars.  But a spirited ride certainly sounds
interesting.  Let me get it back and make sure it's running and that I
can drive it.  Anyone else want to join us?
Paul Duffin - 03 Feb 2006 09:05 GMT
Anyone else want to join us?

I would, but It's a rather long drive :-(

-MCPD
Cogentin - 03 Feb 2006 21:55 GMT
> I'm in Norcal, but could meet somewhere along the Coast on a Saturday.
> Probably be March before the car is back, and I've got the time to take
> a serious ride.   I would have kept the Viper if my interest wasn in
> blowing off other cars.  But a spirited ride certainly sounds
> interesting.  Let me get it back and make sure it's running and that I
> can drive it.  Anyone else want to join us?

Sure!

But John will have to come down and pick me up first.

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Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 04 Feb 2006 01:32 GMT
>> I'm in Norcal, but could meet somewhere along the Coast on a Saturday.
>> Probably be March before the car is back, and I've got the time to take
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> But John will have to come down and pick me up first.

I'll have to have Southwest Airlines do that!

T308
Paul Duffin - 03 Feb 2006 09:05 GMT
"Tifosi 250 (The Serial TR killer)" wrote

> I agree, they do have charm, I wouldn't mind owning a well cared for
> example myself.  Sadly they don't make financial sense and most have
> been truly abused and neglected.

"Sadly they don't make financial sense" Do what now???

<investments advisor> "We have indexed linked, Growth, pension or
property funds"
<buyer> "Hmm.... and they guarantee a return, do they?"
<advisor> "Well, nothing is guaranteed... but they do offer a sound
investment strategy, one that 'makes financial sense', if you will."
<buyer> "You don't have anything a little - how shall we say? 'more
exciting', perchance?"
<advisor> "Ahhhhh, I can see that sir is either a high-flying,
makes-his-own-rules, my-way-or-the-highway, vision-is-my-middle-name,
maverick-financial kind of fellow, or he simply came down with the last
shower."
(studies buyer for a moment...
...notes vacant smile and stains on shirt)
<advisor> "well... I do have something a little out of the ordinary..."
<buyer> "Yes?"
<advisor> " I don't normally offer this, but since I can see how astute
you are..."
<buyer> "Yes?, Yes?"
<advisor> "Yesssss..... It's this Ferrari 412"
<buyer> "a 412? well.... ....aren't they.... um  ...boxy?"
<advisor> "Tut-tut, sir; boxy... but *cool*"
<buyer> "I see"
<advisor>" Oh yes - this fine example is a 1986 model in <cough>
spectacular condition with only 130,000 miles. The car is one of only
539 made - this particular one on a Friday... at about 5:30... and
frankly is like new... with only minor paint blemishes... um.... that
'distinctive rattle from the cams... and slight traces of oil in the
exhaust... but only when it's running, of course."
<buyer>"When it's running...."
<advisor>" Oh yes, and don't worry - it won't be doing that very
often.... and even if it does, the <ahem> 'safety' feature of the
permanently closed electric windows will ensure that sir is untroubled
by the smoke.  Ah, I can see sir is admiring the black pool beneath the
engine."
<buyer>"Is that normal?"
<advisor> "Oh yes, they *all* do that, sir.  It... it's a so-called
'full loss' system "
<buyer> "And that's good, is it?"
<advisor>"Oh yes."
<buyer> "Any service history?"
<advisor>"Oh no, sir, of *course* not. As original as the day it left
the factory. You don't see many like this on the road, I can assure
you!"
<buyer>" ahhh... well I must say, I'm interested!..... you're sure it's
'cool'?"
<advisor>"Way cool. ...in a boxy way."
<buyer>"Well, that sure makes financial sense to me!"

> (Who thinks that MCPD likely has a pastel linen jacket in his
> closet.......)

I'd go take a look, but then having gone in there, I'd have to come
out....
...and you know how people would talk.

MCPD
 
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