> Don't mention the garden.....
>
> Fell (about 5 or 6 feet) off a bloody ladder yesterday while cutting a
> hedge.
Realistically reads-
Being such a tad overweight, my ugly girth got the better of me and I
stumbled as all the blubber went gravity first (about 5 or 6 CM) off a
bloody ladder yesterday whilst getting my fat arse off the sofa and trimming
a small bush. Can I claim on my household insurance for this??
> Managed to land on top of said ladder & bolloxed my ribs nicely. Xray says
> nothing broken but I don't believe it!
Realistically reads-
Managed to land on top of said ladder & bolloxed my ribs nicely. Xray
says nothing broken but I don't believe it but I'll be 'claiming' as much
as I can, taking as much as I can, and spending
absolutely nothing.
> Yours, somewhat bruised
>
> I.
Brusied?
You need a good 'kicking' windy.
Iain Miller - 23 Jun 2006 11:08 GMT
> You need a good 'kicking' windy.
.....and you're going to be giving me that are you??? You sad little
keyboard warrior !
Now, kindly piss off & go & figure out how you can become less boring.