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thc test subject - 19 Jul 2006 20:58 GMT
Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person
who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
beautiful car.

If the link doesn't work just go to ultimatecarpage.com and find it
yourself.

http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=2830
Tiger Racing - 19 Jul 2006 22:53 GMT
<<The first person who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for
all I care.>>

:-P

<<  This is a beautiful car.>>

Honestly? I'm not sure. Looks like a cross between a Ferrari and a
Lamborghini. Some beautiful curves and then some odd, blocky bits. Fer
instance, who thought those wheels were a good idea?

I've got an invite to the official presentation of the car up at
Monterey. Not sure if we're going though.

C.
thc test subject - 20 Jul 2006 01:21 GMT
Just to relay what Jim said about it, those are scans of pictures that
will be in the August Car and Driver - scans of the WOOD design
beginning that was done last December.  It is said that the real deal is
even more stunning.

I don't see any Lambo.  The wheels are the only "iffy" part for me, I
have to agree.  But the back end makes me ... well, we won't get into
that.  The front is somewhat Enzo-ish but there's nothing wrong with
that.  Side and top views stunning.  I consider this car the automotive
version of a massive erection (thanks, Ron Burgundy).

I think you should go see it if you can.  BTW, sorry about the recent
medical issues.  I'm assuming some sort of diabetes-related thing?  I
had a scare in early 2003, but it turned out to be either a test foul-up
or a remarkable instantaneous recovery.  I was sweating bullets for a
few months on that, though.

> Honestly? I'm not sure. Looks like a cross between a Ferrari and a
> Lamborghini. Some beautiful curves and then some odd, blocky bits. Fer
> instance, who thought those wheels were a good idea?
>
> I've got an invite to the official presentation of the car up at
> Monterey. Not sure if we're going though.
Tiger Racing - 26 Jul 2006 11:10 GMT
<< I don't see any Lambo. >>

It's rather "wedgey" looking.

<<The front is somewhat Enzo-ish...>>

I never liked the front of the Enzo.

<<I consider this car the automotive version of a massive erection >>

Like I said, it reminds me of a Lamborghini. More 14 yr old boy's wet
dream than anything else.

<< I think you should go see it if you can. >>

The prospect of a trip to Monterey is looking bleaker than ever. I
don't think it's going to happen this year.

<< BTW, sorry about the recent medical issues.  I'm assuming some sort
of diabetes-related thing?>>

Thanx. Actually, we're not at all sure what my current problem is.
Definitely hormonal, but I'm not at all diabetic. One theory is that it
could be related to the head injury I suffered in the motorcycle
accident almost 20 yrs ago. How weird is that? Apparently even minor
brain injuries can affect the pituitary gland, which affects all your
hormones. Mine isn't tumerous, but looks "nonhomogeneous". (And that's
almost never good.)

The Insulin Stress Test I mentioned is meant to purposely unbalance
one's system and then monitor the reaction. My stress hormone levels
are currently quite low. They should spike during this test. If they
don't, I may be on hormone replacement therapy for the rest of my life.
Fun, eh? Another monstrous medical bill to add to the list. Good thing
I don't have any pesky, insurance company to trouble with such matters!

Anyway, a drive in my Ferrari should make me feel better, no matter how
wonky my body chemistry is. Anyone care to replace the clutch in a
Mondial?

C.
Luigi Topolino - 27 Jul 2006 03:37 GMT
>Thanx. Actually, we're not at all sure what my current problem is.
>Definitely hormonal, but I'm not at all diabetic. One theory is that it
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>hormones. Mine isn't tumerous, but looks "nonhomogeneous". (And that's
>almost never good.)

"Nonhomogenous"...  

...f.cking quacks.

Med-speak for "we don't have a f.cking clue what it is, but need to
sound important to justify raping your wallet" or, even worse and more
likely, "iatrogenic".

I once was diagnosed with an "un-imagable encephalopathic
pseudotumor"...  Went through three spinal taps before the filthy
swine admitted I only suffered from "pre-morbid psychogenic
hypertension".

I was, in plain language, just REALLY pissed-off.

They were fully prepared to melon-baller my brain, "exploratorily".

I abjured, convinced they would remove the number 7 forever.

I was actually only watching, and moreover listening to, WAY too much
pre-election cable tv "news" programming.

>Anyway, a drive in my Ferrari should make me feel better, no matter how
>wonky my body chemistry is.

I've recently been bouncing my friend's carbed 308 GTS* about these
burghs:  "Trade in your pills for a prancing horse key-fob" is the
phrase all the rage.

>Anyone care to replace the clutch in a Mondial?

Sure.  I'm in for second seat.

*  WAY more pedal offset than I ever imagined, more even that should
be tolerable (no doubt the NSX had an effect), stupid neanderthal
clutch action ('78), idiotic gauge placement, ...was the guy who did
the rear window and dash treatment *actually* blind?

...And none of it matters a whit.

Just drive ...just drive it.

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"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris."

Tiger Racing - 27 Jul 2006 08:21 GMT
<< "Nonhomogenous"...

...f.cking quacks.

Med-speak for "we don't have a f.cking clue what it is, but need to
sound important to justify raping your wallet" or, even worse and more
likely, "iatrogenic".>>

Now, now, calm yourself there. In this case, you're half right. The
doctor does not yet know either what precisely is wrong with me or what
caused it, but his use of the term nonhomogeneous is not meant to
obfuscate. It means exactly what it sounds like it means. The tissue
making up the pituitary gland is normally quite uniform in appearance.
Mine isn't. Also in his defense, I didn't even have to request a
discount on my first visit. His office staff brought up the subject
themselves when they saw that I have no insurance.

<<I once was diagnosed with an "un-imagable encephalopathic
pseudotumor"... >>

Which reminds me, who decided that most medical terminology should be
in Latin anyway?

<< Went through three spinal taps before the filthy swine admitted I
only suffered from "pre-morbid psychogenic hypertension".

I was, in plain language, just REALLY pissed-off.>>

Heh. Sorry, but that's kinda funny. After the fact, of course.

<<"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris.">>

I saw that movie the other night. It was, as I expected, much less
entertaining than previous Pixar offerings. Cute, but way too obvious
in too many ways. Luckily it didn't cost us anything. We snuck in to
see Cars after Lady in the Water let out. I'm a criminal!

C.
Thomas Andersson - 27 Jul 2006 14:56 GMT
> <<"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris.">>
>
> I saw that movie the other night. It was, as I expected, much less
> entertaining than previous Pixar offerings. Cute, but way too obvious
> in too many ways. Luckily it didn't cost us anything. We snuck in to
> see Cars after Lady in the Water let out. I'm a criminal!

Still, no matter what you feel about the movie you've just gotta love Luigi
and Guido!

Best Wishes
Thomas *Better than a Ferrari aye? -Eh, NO!"
Tiger Racing - 27 Jul 2006 20:29 GMT
<<Still, no matter what you feel about the movie you've just gotta love
Luigi and Guido!>>

Indeed!

"Pitstop"

C.
Thomas Andersson - 28 Jul 2006 03:12 GMT
> <<Still, no matter what you feel about the movie you've just gotta
> love Luigi and Guido!>>
>
> Indeed!
>
> "Pitstop"

BTW, Anyone linguisticly gifted here know what 'Schumacher' says to Guido in
italian that makes him pass out?

Best Wishes
Thomas
Paul Duffin - 27 Jul 2006 10:30 GMT
> I was actually only watching, and moreover listening to, WAY too much
> pre-election cable tv "news" programming.

You should try listenning to Condy stalling the 'peace' talks  in Rome.
She says there's 'no point' in a cease fire unless it's 'sustainable'
(try telling that to the people being shelled). Meanwhile the US is
shipping weapons to Israel (via Britain, of course.... Good Tony! Roll
over! Lie down! Good, boy!). Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

>>Anyway, a drive in my Ferrari should make me feel better, no matter
>>how
>>wonky my body chemistry is.

> I've recently been bouncing my friend's carbed 308 GTS* about these
> burghs:  "Trade in your pills for a prancing horse key-fob" is the
> phrase all the rage.

So true.  And the *best* cure for a hangover...

>>Anyone care to replace the clutch in a Mondial?
>
> Sure.  I'm in for second seat.

Hallelujah! (but not in a religous way). If a drive in a Ferrari can do
this to Mark, I say let's air-drop a few along the Israel/Lebanon
border.

> *  WAY more pedal offset than I ever imagined, more even that should
> be tolerable (no doubt the NSX had an effect), stupid neanderthal
> clutch action ('78), idiotic gauge placement, ...was the guy who did
> the rear window and dash treatment *actually* blind?

> ...And none of it matters a whit.

> Just drive ...just drive it.

We're off on one of my 'Grand tours' at the end of August. Going by
ferry down to norther Spain (two nights on a ferry....urk!), heading
east across the French Pyranees to the Med, up and east through Provence
via the Cote D'azur to the Alps, cross to Italy and on to the lakes,
north through the mountains into Switzerland... (maybe Austria, who
knows), up the Greman side of the Rhine, across the south eastern tip of
Holland to Belgium then home.

I probably can't afford it, but the call of the Alpine passes is too
strong.

The 308 is due a major service on Monday, I'm just praying that nothing
costly will rear it's head.

-Paul
Luigi Topolino - 22 Jul 2006 16:26 GMT
><<The first person who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for
>all I care.>>

It's not an unqualified success, and having my own eyes, and not being
blinded by the money, I am entitled to say so.

><<  This is a beautiful car.>>
>
>Honestly? I'm not sure. Looks like a cross between a Ferrari and a
>Lamborghini. Some beautiful curves and then some odd, blocky bits.

'Struth.  Clearly several intakes were dictated in size, shape and
location by the Enzo bits.  As several discordant structural forms
seem to be, as well.

>Fer instance, who thought those wheels were a good idea?

Daimler-Chrysler?

Signature

"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris."

Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 20 Jul 2006 21:09 GMT
> Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person
> who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
> beautiful car.

Can I mix it with something?  I'm not a fan.  I like the idea, custom
coachwork is a wonderful thing, but I think they could have done better.
 I really can't say that I like anything about the car.

Sorry Mikey!

T308
Luigi Topolino - 22 Jul 2006 16:29 GMT
>> Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person
>> who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
>coachwork is a wonderful thing, but I think they could have done better.
>  I really can't say that I like anything about the car.

The exhausts, particularly, are an "interesting idea" poorly thought
out.

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"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris."

gr-foldyyy - 24 Jul 2006 00:05 GMT
It's 'bout time Ferrari used another design house

Seems *ALL*  new Ferraris have been beaten by the 'ugly' stick

Again Pininfarina is failing to produce good design so now is the time to
fire them.

> Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person who
> has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
> beautiful car.

What the hell do you know about design?
Take the Cyanide yourself and do the USA a favour!
Luigi Topolino - 05 Aug 2006 15:40 GMT
>Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person
>who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
>http://www.ultimatecarpage.com/frame.php?file=car.php&carnum=2830

The 575 GTZ is a much better execution of the principles.
Signature


"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris."

Tifosi 308 (The Serial Number Geek) - 05 Aug 2006 19:08 GMT
>>Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person
>>who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
[quoted text clipped - 6 lines]
>
> The 575 GTZ is a much better execution of the principles.

Agreed.  A nice feature on the car in Forza this month. A worthy
successor to 0515.

T308
Luigi Topolino - 06 Aug 2006 15:55 GMT
>>>Glickenhaus' secret has been revealed.  I'm stunned.  The first person
>>>who has a negative opinion can drink cyanide, for all I care.  This is a
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>Agreed.  A nice feature on the car in Forza this month. A worthy
>successor to 0515.

Just got it.  It makes the C&D piece look even more like a High School
gossip fluff.

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"...Luigi follow only the Ferraris."

 
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