> Well, if you *are* sticking around, go to my site and check out
> the new a.a.f. directory.
> If you wish, send me as much info (or as little - its up to you, you
> don't have to give your real name, or send a pic) as you wish,
> and answer the questions!
I will do it. I've already advised my local Ferrari mechanic/re-seller of
which Ferrari I want and when. I've set goals for myself, and a Ferrari
will still be a reward if I hit them. So, if no one is terribly upset by a
Viper "dude" in your midst, I'll keep following the "action" here. Plus,
I plan on "crashing" (so to speak) the Viper among all you Ferrari owners at
Tiger's wedding. (The invitation is over here.....uh.....must have
misplaced it)
Regards,
Larry
Here you go:
> Your screen name(s) (the only really mandatory inclusion! all the rest is
> up to you)
REInvestments
> A picture of you (or a picture of your choice... or any pictures - just send
> them!)
I look a lot like James Bond, but don't have any pictures to prove it. Some
people also think I resemble the Pillsbury Dough Boy, but I don't see the
resemblance.
> Your real name
Larry
> Your location(ish)
Silicon Valley, California, USA
> Your marriage/family situation
Married. Four kids ranging from 19 - 22 (I'll let you figure that out-- no
twins)
> A URL to your own website (if you have one!)
Just the business.
> Then answer as many or as few of the following questions. The idea is to get
> some sort of impression of the person behind the name.
>
> You're a poster in a.a.f - do you actually own a Ferrari or are you just
> here for the insults?
I do not own a Ferrari. I'm a traitor. I own a Viper, so I guess I'm here
for the insults. However, my local Ferrari mechanic is keeping an eye out
for a Ferrari for me. Probable ETA is two years. First choice- F355
Spyder
Second choice 360 Spyder in the grigio color (no paddle shifters).
Probable Ferrari considering budget:
Early 90s Testarossa, a good 328, or maybe a Mondial. But I've been
saying that for a long time and haven't pulled the trigger. I'll probably
end up a "wannabe". Still, being a wannabe in a Viper ain't all bad.
: - )
> What do you do to scratch out a living?
27 years of real estate trial lawyering. Now hawking the stuff
commercially. Want to buy a building?
Who would play you in a movie?
Me. I was a child actor in real life. I could use the paycheck.
> What is your favourite sport?
For participation, running. I've completed over 12 marathons and two
ultramarathons. Currently, however, I consider long distance to be from
the refrigerator to the couch. Did 5 miles in the mud and rain this
morning.
For viewing - Grand Prix of Monaco. I'd like to do that there someday.
What's the name of that hotel with the overpass the cars run under? I want
to stay there.
> Which team/player do you follow?
No one seriously.
> What and where is your favourite Hotel?
Locally, Monterey Plaza in Monterey, California USA. International-
Canadian Pacific Hotel Vancouver overlooking the water in Vancouver, Canada.
> What and where is your favourite restaurant or bar?
Empress Inn main dining room, Victoria, Canada. Five Sails restaurant,
Vancouver. Happy Hound greasy burger pit stop, San Jose, CA. USA
> Name a few of your favourite books?
White Noise - DeLillo / Clash of Civilizations - Huntington / House or
Soul of the New Machine - Tracy Kidder /
Slaughterhouse Five - Vonnegut / "V" Thomas Pynchon / Long Dark Tea
Time of the Soul - Adams / All Spencer and Hawk books / How to gain
Control of your Time and Your Life - Lakein / A Man in Full - Wolfe
/ The Bible - various / Batman comic books, original series
> Name a few of your favourite films?
2001 A Space Odyssey A Man for All Seasons The Birds The Prize
( I was in those two) Bridges of Madison County Ronin LeMans
Every spaghetti western with Eastwood, and most Bronson junk.
> What music do you listen to?
In the Viper or on motorcycles - none. Otherwise - The Stones Kid
Rock Sting The Four Seasons Springsteen
pretty much anything except - techno - rap - old style country- religious.
> Heaven is...? Driving a convertible sports car down a twisty road,
with my wife next to me on a perfect weather day, headed to a nice hotel
overlooking the water, with dinner reservations and a nice room on the water
with a balconey waiting --- or the feeling when your kids are toddlers and
fall asleep in your arms.
> Hell is...? watching anyone you know and love die from a debilitating
disease.
> Name four people (dead or alive) that you would like to invite to a dinner
> party.
Winston Churchill, Osama Bin Laden, Margaret Thatcher and Goldy Meier.
I wouldn't expect Osama to be around for dessert.
> If you had to get stranded in one place for the rest of your life (town,
> city, tropical island, whatever) where would it be?
Probably exactly where I live now. If not, then on Pebble Beach in Carmel,
California USA. If not that, then on the water in Victoria, Canada. Or
Monaco. Or Maui, Hawaii, on the water. Since I only speak English and
French, I'd like it to be somewhere I could converse.
> Who would you take with you?
Depends on how many I could take. If one person, my wife. Next, my
family and friends.
> If you there was one car or bike that you could drive just once, what would
> it be?
Zonda C12, or a Porsche Carrera GT, or an Enzo. Geez, there's so many.
I've ridden or owned most of the motorcycles I'd ever be interested in
riding. Lucky there.
> What is your secret vice?
My vices aren't secret.
> What irritates you most about people?
Willingness to commit time, money, and effort to destroy other human beings.
> Do you know what love is?
Ask my wife. If she says I do, then I do. Otherwise, I haven't got a
clue.
> Is the glass half full, or half empty?
Half full, and there are more glasses to fill.
> What's in the glass?
Depends on the situation. End of a marathon? Water. Dinner on the
water? Grey Goose Martini or a California or French wine. 2 a.m. push
to a deadline? Coffee and lots of it.
> What's the one thing you never leave home without?
Wallet.
> and finally, complete the following sentence:
> "Arguing in newsgroups is like..." most of the dumber things I do and then
regret having done.
Larry
> -Paul