Here's a story/joke about "the Cat and the Husband".

But first, the disclaimers.  I apologize in advance if I offend:
- any male ego's which are extremely fragile by nature, especially
when lost and needing to ask for directions
- any Muslim who prefers to stone their wives rather than their wives'
cats
- anyone who has had their cat harmed in any way shape or form by
anyone
- any race, religion or creed who enjoy eating cats
- any race, religion or creed who worship cats
- anyone who get's annoyed because the male in the below joke is
probably driving a car which burns petroleum and adds greenhouse
gasses to the atmosphere
- all dogs because they are not represented in the below joke
- anyone else

;-)

Phil

A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him
one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the
park. As he arrived home, the cat was walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the
beast out and headed home. Driving back up his driveway, there was the
cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further, and the cat would always
beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn
right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right
until he reached  what he thought was a safe distance from his home
and left the cat there.

Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"

"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"

Frustrated, the man answered, "Put the little bastard on the phone,
I'm lost and need directions."