> You don't appreciate my profanity? Well guess what, I don't
> appreciate your bullshit whiny complaints cluttering up this NG,
> having absolutely ZERO relevance to the topic. FERRARIS. Obviously
> you don't even know what those are.
Ahhh... the master speaks.
> I'm not a kid. And, all the regular posters here know me, could care
> less about you, and will not support your snivelling in the least. I
> could care less if you complain to AT&T but if you're going to waste
> their time you should probably try to send them a valid email address,
> which the one I use here is NOT and will NOT show up on AT&T's
> system.
Oh dear, has this fellow tried to complain to AT&T? I always wonder
how people go about this...
"Dear Mr A, and your good colleagues T&T,
I am writing draw your attention to one 'MC' who I believe is a subscriber
of yours. I wish to complain about recent usenet postings from this person.
This 'MC' uses the words ****, ***** and **** repeatedly (I'm not even
sure what that last one means), and when I asked him not to, he suggested
that I "stick my **** up my ***** " and that I "**** my **** with a large
****". This last act is not remotely possible, even for the most skilled
contortionist! and even if it were, surely the use a domestic appliance in
such
a manner would invalidate it's warrantee.
This man's profanities have left me stunned and shaken to the core, and my
bowel movements are now highly irregular, causing further distress to those
who sit near me!
Kindly suspend this man's account forthwith (or fifthwith, if possible!),
and
demonstrate your moral obligations to cleanse the internet of foul-mouthed
f.ckers like MC.
Ooops...."
Paul
P.S. this 'kiss my a.s' thing that you colonials go for is all very well,
but how
would you feel if the targets of such frequent insults were to simply
acquiesce?
...urgh

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Iain Miller - 26 Jul 2004 12:10 GMT
> P.S. this 'kiss my a.s' thing that you colonials go for is all very well,
> but how would you feel if the targets of such frequent insults were to
simply
> acquiesce?
>
> ...urgh
Paulo, your imagination is getting to be too much for a Monday morning (!)
I.
Aaron - 26 Jul 2004 15:19 GMT
> P.S. this 'kiss my a.s' thing that you colonials go for is all very well,
but how would you feel if the targets of such frequent insults were to
simply acquiesce?
Paulo, you gave us an answer to that one yourself...
> ...my bowel movements are now highly irregular..
Aaron
MC - 26 Jul 2004 15:24 GMT
> P.S. this 'kiss my a.s' thing that you colonials go for is all very well,
> but how
> would you feel if the targets of such frequent insults were to simply
> acquiesce?
>
> ...urgh
I like having my a.s kissed. It doesn't happen frequently enough, if
you ask me.
MC
clutch fat - 28 Jul 2004 00:44 GMT
> > P.S. this 'kiss my a.s' thing that you colonials go for is all very well,
> > but how
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>
> MC
That super redneck guy from the Corvette NG did.
tech27 - 28 Jul 2004 04:34 GMT
Would that be the simple "cheek" kiss or the full "Rectal French"?
> > > P.S. this 'kiss my a.s' thing that you colonials go for is all very
> well,
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>
> That super redneck guy from the Corvette NG did.
F2004: 11 of 12* - 28 Jul 2004 18:01 GMT
>> You don't appreciate my profanity? Well guess what, I don't
>> appreciate your bullshit whiny complaints cluttering up this NG,
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>
>Ooops...."
Brilliant!
...May I steal this?
Paul Duffin - 29 Jul 2004 09:30 GMT
> Brilliant!
Too kind.
> ...May I steal this?
By all means.
MCPD

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MC - 29 Jul 2004 11:49 GMT
>>>You don't appreciate my profanity? Well guess what, I don't
>>>appreciate your bullshit whiny complaints cluttering up this NG,
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>
> ...May I steal this?
You can certainly have my part of it -- something tells me that's not
what you're referencing ...
MC