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Car Forum / Ferrari Cars / August 2004MC Rules! (Roast is in order!)
Dear Group: As a newbie, I have been following the yarn in here for several months now. Aside from our common recognition of the visceral automotive perfection attained / maintained by our object of choice FERRARI MOTORCARS INC., we (I believe) have true cause to pause and reflect and not take for granted the one known as MC. This is a world class individual by the most discerning definition! Therefore I offer (our)/my, account, adoration, appreciation, approbation, awe, consideration, courtesy, deference, dignity, esteem, estimation, favor, fear, homage, honor, obeisance, ovation, recognition, regard, repute, reverence, testimonial, tribute, veneration, worship as (we)/I abide by, adhere to, adore, appreciate, attend, awe, comply with, defer to, esteem, follow, heed, honor, note, notice, obey, observe, of, pay attention, recognize, regard, revere, reverence, show consideration, show courtesy, spare, uphold, value, venerate the sacred words of one whom (we)/I can only express the most sincere admiration, aesthetic sense, affection, appraisal, assessment, attraction, awareness, cognizance, commendation, comprehension, enjoyment, esteem, estimation, grasp, high regard, knowledge, liking, love, perception, realization, recognition, regard, relish, respect, responsiveness, sensibility, sensitiveness, sensitivity, sympathy, understanding, and valuation. Certainly, as one whom consistently offers only the utmost amenity, assiduities, care, civility, compliment, consideration, deference, gallantry, mindfulness, politeness, (occasional cruelty), regard and service; (we)/I accept, acclaim, admire, applaud, appreciate, approbate, commend, cope, countenance, esteem, face it, favor, handle, like, live with, lump it, praise, regard highly, respect, stomach the fact that he is here to stay and we can all hope to look forward to the likes of his "ascorbic repartee of only the highest caliber" (would we want it any other way? Certainly not!) for a good long time to come! Bravo! MC! You make this group! Sincerely, Monstrosity aka: Motahead P.S. This is not intended as fodder for sexual harassment threads so f.ck off right now before you bastards start with that sh.t! > Dear Group: > [quoted text clipped - 37 lines] > P.S. This is not intended as fodder for sexual harassment threads so f.ck > off right now before you bastards start with that sh.t! Mr. Moronic: You know, I have thesauruses (thesauri?) with fewer entries than that. You are hereby commended for your absolute command of the King's English (or your cut-and-paste skills). Now, would you please pass that A-bomb/ace/Assassin of Youth/bammy/banano/bazooka/Budda/Buddha/ cheroot/chillums/colas/ditchweed/funk/ganja/giggle weed/grefa/grifa/ gunga/gungeon/gunney/hubbly bubbly/hemp/Indiana hay/Johnson grass/kif/hashish/lamb's bread/moocah/muggles/pakalolo/peace weed/ Phillies Blunt/pinner/pot/Panama red/shlook/snop/super grass/toke/ viper/Wacky terbacky/Zombie weed/Acapulco gold/Airplane/Angola/Aunt Mary/B-40/bhang/Bambalacha/Bash/Belyando/Black bart/Black gungi/ gunion/black moat/Blanket/Block/Blonde/Blue de hue/Blue sage/Blue sky blond/Blunt/Bo-bo/Bohd/Bone/Boo/Boom/Broccoli/Bullyon/Burnie/Butter/ Cam trip/Cambodian red/Cam red/Can/Canadian black/ Canamo/Canappa/ /Cavite/Charas marijuana/Charge/Cheeba/Cheeo/Chiba/Chira/Christmas tree/Chronic/Churus/Citrol/Cochornis/Coli/Coliflor tostao/Columbian/ Columbus black/Cosa/Cripple/Crying weed/Culican/Dagga/Dawamesk/Dew/ Diambista/Dimba/Ding/Dinkie dow/Don jem/Dona Juana/Doradilla/Draf weed/Durog/Duros/Earth/Endo/Esra/Fallbrook/Fine stuff/Fir/frajo/Fu/ Fuma D'Angola/Gage/Gang/Gangster/Gash/Gasper/Ghanana/Gold/Gold star/ Golden leaf/Gong/Grass/Grata/Green goddess/Greeter/Greta/Griefo/Griff Griffa//Griffo/Gungun//Gyve/Hanhich/Happy cigarette/Has/Hay/Hemp/Herb /Herba marijuana/Indian boy marijuana/Indian hay/Indo/Mary Jane/Jolly green/Joy smoke/Juan Valdez/Juanita marijuana/Kali/Kaya/Kentucky blue/KGB/Kiff/Killer/Kilter/Kind/Kumba/L.L./Lakbay diva/Leaf/Lima/ Loaf/Lobo/Locoweed .........and so on, over here? In all seriousness - but with more than a few grain's of Morton's - I accept your written declaration of admiration, and I lovingly gloat in its thoroughness and clarity. I have worked hard, and wasted (at least, if computed in terms of total time) months of my life staking my claim as the biggest, *usually* the most affable, and certifiably the most entertaining and intelligent windbag this newsgroup has ever seen (like how I slipped that "intelligent" in there? It's a neat trick!). And I have been rewarded with adoption by this legendary group of dashing enthusiasts who share my undying love of Ferraris (under the threat, as needed, of insane, stalking-type behavior - it always works when nothing else does). (Though perhaps this is not the time to admit that I recently threw away my allegiance under the spell of the Superformance Daytona Coupe - call it a replica and I will projectile-vomit all over your lapels. But I'm sure this particular bit of insanity is temporary.) In fact, reality was reintroduced to me last night, in the form of a short driver's duel between a red 355 Spyder and a yellow 360 Modena Spyder, shrieking like angry eagles around Newport Center Drive, the sound waves bouncing and dancing off the buildings as if at play. Back to business. I especially like the fact that you love me. Most people don't. They tolerate me. Love comes only after prolonged exposure (some KY and a pair of sizzling-hot nipple clamps work, too ...) and you've been here only a short while. Perhaps you perused the archives. Perhaps not. Maybe only a couple months was needed to recognize the true genius at work. Regardless, you've done well, Grasshopper. Sit at the foot of the master a while longer, and you, too, will learn what the numbers 5150 really mean, and what they can mean for your career, your life, your loves, and your legal status. À mon camarade dans les bras, et des voitures, MC > Mr. Moronic: > [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > threat, as needed, of insane, stalking-type behavior - it always works > when nothing else does). Ya had me... > (Though perhaps this is not the time to admit that I recently threw away > my allegiance under the spell of the Superformance Daytona Coupe - call > it a replica and I will projectile-vomit all over your lapels. But I'm > sure this particular bit of insanity is temporary.) Started losin' me... > In fact, reality was reintroduced to me last night, in the form of a > short driver's duel between a red 355 Spyder and a yellow 360 Modena > Spyder, shrieking like angry eagles around Newport Center Drive, the > sound waves bouncing and dancing off the buildings as if at play. Got me back... > Back to business. I especially like the fact that you love me. Most > people don't. They tolerate me. Love comes only after prolonged > exposure (some KY and a pair of sizzling-hot nipple clamps work, too > ...) Yeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrggggggh!!!!!!! -Matt- "..." > Dear Group: > P.S. This is not intended as fodder for sexual harassment threads so f.ck > off right now before you bastards start with that sh.t! <cross-posting to alt.sex-harassment> I felt, errrr, harassed by that last post... Soooooooo harassed... -Matt- "Yep. Entirely too harassed." <<-Matt- "Yep. Entirely too harassed.">> Yes, but you liked it. C. > <<-Matt- "Yep. Entirely too harassed.">> > > Yes, but you liked it. > > C. I suppose I was asking for it, wearing these tight pants... -Matt- *blush* <<I suppose I was asking for it, wearing these tight pants...>> They're not... pink, satin, capri pants, are they? C. "TigerRace1" <tigerrace1@aol.com> wrote > > They're not... pink, satin, capri pants, are they? Alright, alright, alright.... <humph!> MCPD > "TigerRace1" <tigerrace1@aol.com> wrote > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > MCPD ...accepting all of this as being in some way Ferrari related chatter. (Hmmm... Shouldn't have kicked over that rock I guess...) > > "TigerRace1" <tigerrace1@aol.com> wrote > > > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > ...accepting all of this as being in some way Ferrari related chatter. > (Hmmm... Shouldn't have kicked over that rock I guess...) After a few years the inside jokes just keep piling up... -Matt- "Ding-ding!" |
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