MC (as voiced by Jason Alexander) wrote...
> MC (as voiced by Jason Alexander) wrote...
You just went from beatific buddy to bastard in a new record time. I
dread the more-than-occasional JA reference, and I get them more than
occasionally. Of course I feel that I am bigger, stronger and better
looking than that second-rate Buddy Hackett, that my syle reflects a
point of view and way of doing things that is out of his universe, and
reflective of my superior intelligence and ... yes, virility. I look at
him and I see a chunky weasel, something I don't even resemble,
physically or otherwise. He's Croesus-mode rich and he's considered
something of a comic Goldfinger. He's able to summer in the Hamptons.
I'm bald, I'm stocky, yes, but it ends there. I summer in Santa Ana,
CA. Summer is good there if you make it through without your car
getting stolen.
I guess it all boils down to petty jealousy, I guess.
> MasterCard and (god help us...) Porsche. Patrick's a cool guy. We did an
> X-Men promo few years back. Sadly, we couldn't afford him for the voice overs.
And also Goodyear tires. The ads are a tad overwrought.
My idea of a great celebrity spot is: Ben Kingsley, rolling up to you at
the airport, maniacally - exactly as his Don Logan did in "Sexy Beast,
fast and furious in the cheap short sleeve shirt and Salvation Army
slacks. The camera view is cinema verite - 1st person, just you with
the handheld. He gets in your face, beats the living sh.t out of you,
pistol-whips you, and then goes for your wallet. But - *your* wallet is
full of cancellable and immediately refundable American Express
Traveler's Checks, only.
I just think there are so many possibilities with negative-standpoint
celebrity advertising.
MC
Tifosi308 the Serial Number Geek - 10 Sep 2004 17:40 GMT
MC wrote...
>You just went from beatific buddy to bastard in a new record time.
I knew it wouldn't take long! "Hey buddy!"
>I dread the more-than-occasional JA reference, and I get them more than
>occasionally
Hey man, i was just calling out your own words on the directory!!
Speaking of that, we still don't have a page for Miss Tiger errr... Miss Ford
Popular! This must be changed even if we have to create the interview on our
own.
<reflective of my superior intelligence and <... yes, virility.
I'll take your word for that if you don't mind.
>He's able to summer in the Hamptons.
And good luck to him. The Hamptons have to be the most overrated vacation spot
on the globe. I'd rather summer in Tikrit.
>And also Goodyear tires. The ads are a >tad overwrought.
Who ever is doing marketing for Goodyear needs to be replaced. What a name for
a tyre. "Assurance". Lousy name and $50m in ad spend isn't going to equal big
sales on that one. At least we knew what they were trying to accomplish with
"Aquatred". What the hell does "Assurance" mean? "We assure you that we're
not going to go back to F1 and have to compete with Bridgestone and Michelin
when we can be the sole supplier in NeckCar?"
>My idea of a great celebrity spot is: Ben >Kingsley, rolling up to you at the
airport, >maniacally - exactly as his Don Logan >did in "Sexy Beast, fast and
furious in the >cheap short sleeve shirt and Salvation >Army slacks. The
camera view is cinema >verite - 1st person, just you with
>the handheld. He gets in your face, >beats the living sh.t out of you,
>pistol-whips you, and then goes for your >wallet. But - *your* wallet is
>full of cancellable and immediately >refundable American Express
>Traveler's Checks, only.
Hmm, that actually might work. Kingsley doesn't do adverts, so that's a plus,
crisp brand association. Amex is launching their new "Travelers Card" which is
like travelers checks but is a credit card. I can't see Amex's current
spokesman Eldrick Woods pulling this one off. Instead of Karl Malden at the
end saying "What would you do, what would you do" like in the old travelers
check days we could have the Sexy Beast lines reworked like this...
Ghost of Karl Malden to camera --- "Are you gonna buy American Express Travel
Checks, yes or no?"
MC as voiced by Jason Alexander --- "No."
Kingsley as Don Logan --"F*ck you w.nker, yer doin' it!"
Yes, that would work nicely. MC you're a natural concept guy. We'd better get
started right away before someone steals this idea. I need another job after
ice cream anyway. "Agent, get Amex on phone." Madison Ave here we come!
T30second commerical
(Who thinks MC looks nothing like Jason, well Jason Alexander at least...)
TigerRace1 - 11 Sep 2004 01:06 GMT
<<Speaking of that, we still don't have a page for Miss Tiger errr... Miss Ford
Popular! This must be changed even if we have to create the interview on our
own.>>
I'm sure that you'd come up with something fascinating, if altogether lacking
in facts.
C.
matt borland - 12 Sep 2004 01:03 GMT
> <<Speaking of that, we still don't have a page for Miss Tiger errr... Miss Ford
> Popular! This must be changed even if we have to create the interview on our
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>
> C.
Now there's a novel idea... Hmmmmmmm...
BTW, my directory pic is not totally naked, you can clearly
see boots and shorts 'round the ankles.
-Matt- "..."