one of the great comedy lines for men

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MC - 16 Dec 2004 04:54 GMT

I was watching Richard Jeni on HBO last night. He's always been one of
my favorite comedians - dirty and street-smart, but intelligent.
Anyway, he was riffing about the seemingly paradoxical relationship
between men and porno movies, and out came this gem, about us watching a
movie when the male actors appear:

"They've got dicks bigger than all the cars you've ever owned.

You could f.ck a Cheerio without breaking it."

MC

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"Garcon!! More lithium!"

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Harold Adrian Russell Philby - 16 Dec 2004 18:35 GMT

>I was watching Richard Jeni on HBO last night. He's always been one of
>my favorite comedians - dirty and street-smart, but intelligent.
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>"They've got dicks bigger than all the cars you've ever owned.

[SNIGGER]

>You could f.ck a Cheerio without breaking it."

"I've got the weight loss plan for you: Stop eating, you fat bastard!
...Send me fifty dollars, I'll send you a tape.
It's not video tape, it's not audio tape, it's Scotch tape:
Put if over your mouth, so the Twinkies don't get in."

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matt borland - 17 Dec 2004 01:11 GMT

> I was watching Richard Jeni on HBO last night. He's always been one of
> my favorite comedians - dirty and street-smart, but intelligent.
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> --
> "Garcon!! More lithium!"

Richard Jeni is funny as hell.

-Matt- "All hail Platypus Man"

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