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Car Forum / Ferrari Cars / February 2005I just had dinner, and I offer this
An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog Not one to cower I rapaciously devour The huge hot dogs I just prepared Two to a bun Sex was never this fun (Not that to sex they were ever compared) A full quarter pound Not nutritionally sound About that I've never cared These are no tiny links Served proudly by Pink's (Although I doubt if they're ever paired) Because two is too much A meal most folks wouldn't touch They'd see it and profess to be scared Some day I will die Head off to that Pink's stand in the sky But before that my last Hoffy fart will have aired. MC http://www.pinkshollywood.com/  Signature"Garcon!! More lithium!" > An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog *pulls on his gas mask and claps* Aaron >> An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog > > *pulls on his gas mask and claps* > > Aaron um... and a "1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog" is what, exactly? MCPD (guessing that it isn't going to be terribly vegetarian) SignatureHttp://www.redmist.freeserve.co.uk (Now featuring the a.a.f. directory) <<um... and a "1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog" is what, exactly?>> http://www.pinkshollywood.com/ Them's good eatin'! C. > An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog snip Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere, you thick drug induced w*nkstain. <<Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere>> Aren't you an ugly little man? C. > <<Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere>> > > Aren't you an ugly little man? > > C. Talking of ugly men, don't you owe me a decent e-mail? -Ugly Paul > > <<Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere>> > > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > -Ugly Paul Wait, I thought you had the "craggy British visage" or some such? I won't mention the "perfect shiny white" errr, description... -Matt- "..." > <<Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere>> > > Aren't you an ugly little man? > > C. And do you really always have to post here whilst ' Legless ' xxx Ok Michael, So tell me... Do you still play with your little scanners? Do you still try to listen in on other peoples's lives? (since you clearly have no life of your own). Do you still sit in a darkenned room playing with your little joystick? Still in Essex? Still using the same mobile phone? Still using the same BT phone? I wonder.... I have both numbers. This is your last warning you sad little w.nker. I haven't posted your information in the past for fear that I might have made an error - and I wouldn't want an innocent person to suffer. But one more psoting from you in this group and you're going to get a couple of phone calls. I hope it *is* you that answers, beacuse if it's someone else - family, friends - they're going to ask why I'm calling... ...and I'll tell them. They'll be SO proud of you. One more post Michael... ...just one more. The Red Avenger. lol go ahead fuckwad > Ok Michael, > [quoted text clipped - 32 lines] > > The Red Avenger. I'm still waiting! > lol go ahead fuckwad > [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] >> >> The Red Avenger. I'm awaiting, then if you're wrong with your assumptions I'll be telephoning and offering my services free of charge to the abused for legal action immediately to bring you to justice. Not only shall you lose your ISP within hours, you'll have a lawsuit on your hands, better sell that old crappy cheap ferrari 'eh to pay our victory, yes I know who you are too, scary isn't it? Fortunately for you do not know (or the power of) me, yet. > lol go ahead fuckwad > [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] >> >> The Red Avenger. > I'm awaiting, then if you're wrong with your assumptions I'll be telephoning > and offering my services free of charge to the abused for legal action [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > isn't it? > Fortunately for you do not know (or the power of) me, yet. /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ Still needs a hug... -Matt- "..." >"matt borland" <mborland@columbus.rr.com> wrote in message news:P7fLd.7519$i42.3033@fe1.columbus.rr.com... >> "Mikal" <kludkylium@ydexyhsyiem.ru> wrote in message > /\ [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > -Matt- "..." I ain't touching it. <</\ /\ Still needs a hug...>> You're not volunteering, are you? C. > <</\ > /\ [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > C. Naaaah, just sayin'... -Matt- "..." > I'm awaiting, I was washing my cape that night. Actually Michael, those of us with lives don't sit by a PC all night and into the early hours of the morning. I do hope I didn't deprive you of too much sleep. > then if you're wrong with your assumptions I'll be telephoning > and offering my services free of charge to the abused for legal action > immediately to bring you to justice. Not only shall you lose your ISP within > hours, you'll have a lawsuit on your hands, better sell that old crappy > cheap ferrari 'eh to pay our victory, Revealing your shameful behaviour is illegal, is it? And if I've got the wrong number - exactly how are you going to call it to offer your 'services'? The fact that you're trying to dissuade me suggests that I *do* have the right numbers. You really aren't very clever, are you Michael? Oh, and listening in to people's private calls and police radio *is* illegal... having no life of your own is no defence. > yes I know who you are too, scary isn't it? Is it? why would you be scared? Would it be because you've set out to upset a lot of people from behind your presumed anonymity and now you fear the consequences? It's very simple Michael: if you didn't behave like a sh.t to people, then you wouldn't have to worry at all. As to who I am, most people in the group worked that out in April last year when I first kicked you off this group - It's not difficult. Since it's taken you this long you obviously know as much about newsgroup posting as you do about the law. Why don't you just *go* Michael? The Red Avenger. <<those of us with lives don't sit by a PC all night and into the early hours of the morning.>> Of course not! C. :::who usually lays in bed when working on her Mac into the wee hours of the morning::: > It's very simple Michael: if you didn't behave like a sh.t to people, > then you wouldn't have to worry at all. Even better if you all (or y'all) just ignore the sad little tosser. Don't feed the trolls. Even the not-very-good ones. Oh, hello all ;-) <cough, 996 40th Anniversary> Sorry! > Oh, hello all ;-) Hello yourself! Where've you been? > <cough, 996 40th Anniversary> Porker!! >Sorry! I should think so. More to the point, where were you at the last pub run? We missed you <sincere sob of anguish> ... honest... and you missed meeting the queen bitch herself (and her jolly nice other half). Pip-pip! MCPD P.S. You can't re-appear as 'Mc' - not with MC and MCPD, it's all going to get tewwibly confusing. <<More to the point, where were you at the last pub run?>> Yes, where were you? <<We missed you <sincere sob of anguish> ... >> Indeed. <<honest...>> Honest. <<and you missed meeting the queen bitch herself >> Hey, now! <<(and her jolly nice other half).>> Well, it's a fair cop. C. >> It's very simple Michael: if you didn't behave like a sh.t to people, >> then you wouldn't have to worry at all. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Sorry! Are you a drug addict by chance? > As to who I am, most people in the group worked that out in April last > year when I first kicked you off this group - Hilarious, give up now before all you can afford is a red hillman avenger Beware, correct info or wrong info and I'll have you bang to rights, do you still want to gamble loser? My address, contact details and I'll wipe the floor with you in court. Incorrect address, contact details, I'll offer my services for free to the abused and I'll wipe the floor with you in court. We call it a 'no win situation' for you, idiot. Put up or shut up. That's the last of the hillman avenger if he's smart, if he isn't I'll take his house through the British legal system. > The Red Avenger. > > As to who I am, most people in the group worked that out in April last > > year when I first kicked you off this group - > > Hilarious, give up now before all you can afford is a red hillman avenger *whistle sounds* We have a lame joke, on the offense, ten yards. > Beware, correct info or wrong info and I'll have you bang to rights, do you > still want to gamble loser? On what charge? > My address, contact details and I'll wipe the floor with you in court. On what, calling an a$$hole on the phone? You obviously over-estimate the law's protection regarding people's personal information. > Incorrect > address, contact details, I'll offer my services for free to the abused and > I'll wipe the floor with you in court. Not sure what "services" you'd offer, nor do I think I'd want to. > We call it a 'no win situation' for you, idiot. > > Put up or shut up. > > That's the last of the hillman avenger if he's smart, if he isn't I'll take > his house through the British legal system. I'm sure they'd be very sympathetic to you... Your fretting looks especially impotent in text form, is that intentional? Do you live in Surrey? You remind me of someone... -Matt- "..." We'll snip the thick yank Ferrari-less tripe and get to the point in hand. I'm still waiting red. It's all gone dead in the red corner, ever was it thus. Seen the error of your ways have you Mr Hillman avenger? You've obviously no balls to do the job of a man, you **Pussy** I'm waiting for your mistake to put a deposit on my new Gallardo, another Lambo for the collection. Come on red, 'bring it on' > I'm still waiting red. It's all gone dead in the red corner, ever was it > thus. > Seen the error of your ways have you Mr Hillman avenger? Just as I said before, Michael - unlike you, I have a life. But it's nice to know that you're sitting at home by your keyboard, late into the night, thinking of me and waiting for the phone to ring. > You've obviously no balls to do the job of a man, you **Pussy** It's all goulies (is that how you spell it?) with you essex boys... > I'm waiting for your mistake to put a deposit on my new Gallardo, another > Lambo for the collection. > Come on red, 'bring it on' Do you have to get drunk before you start your impotent tantrums? is that why you post so late? or are just playing with your little joystick trying to finish San Andreas? Don't worry, Michael - I haven't forgotten you. The Red Avenger P.S. Everyone did the 'Hillman Avenger' jokes last time - can't you even think of something new? Another frightened, no information, attention seeking, loser, cock-sucking, pussy I'm now here to stay, all thanks to red. When you get some balls and want to fight legally, give me a telephone call, you know my number loser. I won't hold my breath as you've not provided any valid evidence yet, Reds a fake, but we knew that anyway, scum-sucker >Another frightened, no information, attention seeking, loser, cock-sucking, >pussy [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >I won't hold my breath as you've not provided any valid evidence yet, >Reds a fake, but we knew that anyway, scum-sucker ...Didn't you JUST admit he knows your number, Skippy? "Harold Adrian Russell Philby" <home.office@kremlin.co.ru> wrote in message > ...Didn't you JUST admit he knows your number, Skippy? Maybe, thats because I know him personally, sadly I'm of to Saudi in the next few days on contract for the next eighteen months so if I get bored I may come here to visit. I wish a fond farewell to you all and hope you and your families are well. >"Harold Adrian Russell Philby" <home.office@kremlin.co.ru> wrote in message > > ...Didn't you JUST admit he knows your number, Skippy? >Maybe, thats because I know him personally, sadly I'm of to Saudi in the >next few days on contract for the next eighteen months so if I get bored I >may come here to visit. LOFL >I wish a fond farewell to you all and hope you and your families are well. ..."Suck it, lady." Mikal says: 1) "Another frightened, no information, attention seeking, loser, cock-sucking, pussy I'm now here to stay" ...and then he says: 2) "I wish a fond farewell to you all" Exactly like the last time. You come here, drunkenly insult everyone and then, when the pressure builds up (or you sober up) you run away hoping nobody will follow. I know who you are and I've seen the person you are in the day and the person you are late at night, when you've been drinking... a sad, jealous little man who tries to hurt people he envies. Anyone else would deserve pity, but you are a vile creature. I hope Iain Miller complains to your ISP. You have pretended to 'know people' in service provision - Iain Miller actually does. ...and as for me - I won't stop. I will confirm beyond doubt your identity and then I will supply it to the classic car forum, the TVR forum, the GTA forum, here and in all the other groups (and there have been many) where you have sought to upset people. And you can spare me your 'threats' of legal action - there is nothing illegal in what I'm doing. ...but we will see what the Metropolitan Police make of your use of scanners. Perhaps your employers will see you in a new light when they receive copies of your more 'flowery' posts. Do yourself a favour: Stay off the alcohol and stay off usenet - you're only adding evidence to your file, Michael. The Red Avenger. > I know who you are and I've seen the person you are in the day and > the person you are late at night, Perhaps I could share this privelige? > Mikal says: > [quoted text clipped - 39 lines] > > The Red Avenger. Bravo. No other words suffice. MC SignatureI rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank > Another frightened, no information, attention seeking, loser, cock-sucking, > pussy [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > I won't hold my breath as you've not provided any valid evidence yet, > Reds a fake, but we knew that anyway, scum-sucker Dickhead - Will there be any chance that you might come under fire while in Saudi Arabia? I certainly hope so. And I bet it would be friendly fire, too - I mean, who the f.ck would want to get stuck ANYWHERE with YOU for 18 months? Can you say "frag"? I knew you could. We should all be calling 1-800-GET-IEDs, to order up a few roadside bombs for your convoy. MC SignatureI rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank >> An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog >snip > >Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere, you thick drug induced >w*nkstain. Oh yummy... McLaren fans. >>An Ode To The 1/4 Pound Hoffy Dog > > snip > > Take your typical yank off topic sh*t elsewhere, you thick drug induced > w*nkstain. I can't believe you have the nads to come back in here, but you know - I welcome it. I have been rather sedate for just a bit too long, and I have a need to rev the engines a bit. Perhaps it's time to back off the lithium and pick up the axe handle again. I know you think you're hot sh.t, but I just laugh at you now. Why get so worked up over a worthless worm? See, girlie man ... I've realized that yelling and shouting on the Internet amounts to nothing .... it's like being you, actually! I hope to be visiting the UK within the next year. If you're still stenching up the group around that time, you can give me your details in private, and you and I can meet up for a ... well, certainly not for a drink. And if you puss out, I'll get the details from the Red Avenger when the time comes, and take care of you myself so he doesn't have to waste his time. I've got nothing but time. Dickhead. MC SignatureI rode a tank Held a general’s rank When the blitzkrieg raged And the bodies stank
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