>> I'm on my THIRD spoiler due to the damage that's been done to it (due to
>> hitting things on the road)
>
> Has one considered looking where one is going ? ;-)
ROFL (!)
I.
>>I'm on my THIRD spoiler due to the damage that's been done to it (due to
>>hitting things on the road)
>
> Has one considered looking where one is going ? ;-)
No, I drive by braille.
The first spoiler died when the attendant at the "State of California
Test only Smog Check" station insisted on driving the car up on the test
stand. I asked him if he'd ever driven a Ferrari, he said "oh yeah, we
get them in here all the time" so he proceeded to drive it in the shop,
up on the dyno/test stand and then, to my horror, he sliped the clutch,
the car leapt forward, catching the spoiler on the end of the stand and
then crashed into the computer stand at the end of the ramp folding up
the nose of the car and writing off the computers as well.
The attendant then did the best impression of Jefferson's little brother
in Fast Times at Ridgemont High I've ever seen.
Attendant: My boss is gonna kill me! He's gonna kill me!
Me: Don't sweat it, the state will pay me off.
Attendant: My Boss is gonna sh.t!
Me: Make up your mind, is he gonna sh.t or is he gonna kill you?
Attendant: First he's gonna sh.t, then he's gonna kill me!
Me: Relax, alright? I own a Ferrari shop, I've got this ultimate set of
tools. I can fix it (and rape the state of California on the cost of
repair!).
The second time I hit a friggin' railroad tie that fell off the back of
a truck on the 605 freeway. Hitting a big piece of petrefied, oil
soaked lumber at 75 mph isn't good for fibreglass (or your nerves...).
As for the third time, I'm thinking maybe I'll run over some Pommie
Pooftah in Capri pants....
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The Dream - 21 Jun 2005 20:06 GMT
> The attendant then did the best impression of Jefferson's little brother
> in Fast Times at Ridgemont High I've ever seen.
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> tools. I can fix it (and rape the state of California on the cost of
> repair!).
One of the funniest parts of a very funny movie!
> The second time I hit a friggin' railroad tie that fell off the back of
> a truck on the 605 freeway. Hitting a big piece of petrefied, oil
> soaked lumber at 75 mph isn't good for fibreglass (or your nerves...).
I'll bet you were sh.tting ....
> As for the third time, I'm thinking maybe I'll run over some Pommie
> Pooftah in Capri pants....
Thank God there's nobody like that in here ...
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Paul Duffin - 21 Jun 2005 20:59 GMT
>> As for the third time, I'm thinking maybe I'll run over some Pommie
>> Pooftah in Capri pants....
>
> Thank God there's nobody like that in here ...
Damn straight.
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