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Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at Indy. Scary stuff... http://tbk.fameflame.dk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=19543 T308  SignatureLIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 >Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > >T308 f.ck ME!! You can see the inside of the rim showing between the tyre and the edge of the rim!!!!! Scary doesn't cut it I'm afraid, 308 - that's horrifying. Cheers, Dave ------------------------------------------------ "I'd sell my soul for a Formula One racing car". "Bart! Stop pestering Satan!" ------------------------------------------------ >>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > Scary doesn't cut it I'm afraid, 308 - that's horrifying. I wonder how Brendan's going to try and justify his crackers argument with this. In a couple of those pics even the Bridgestones were showing signs of rippling. Cheers, Probert. >>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >Cheers, >Probert. Hah! Trust me, this is rasf1. You know as well as I do that those who don't want to see this won't be able to. For once, after a long time, the rose-tinted glasses aren't ferrari red. Cheers, Dave ------------------------------------------------ "I'd sell my soul for a Formula One racing car". "Bart! Stop pestering Satan!" ------------------------------------------------ > >>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos > >>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > this. In a couple of those pics even the Bridgestones were showing signs of > rippling. Nowhere near as badly. >> I wonder how Brendan's going to try and justify his crackers argument with >> this. In a couple of those pics even the Bridgestones were showing signs >of >> rippling. > >Nowhere near as badly. LOL. You think that's why the Michelins failed and the Bridgestones didn't ? :) SignatureRegards, Frank > >> I wonder how Brendan's going to try and justify his crackers argument with > >> this. In a couple of those pics even the Bridgestones were showing signs [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > LOL. You think that's why the Michelins failed and the Bridgestones > didn't ? :) Uh, no. > I wonder how Brendan's going to try and justify his crackers argument with > this. Same way as usual. He will ignore it and pretend that those pics simply don't exist. >In a couple of those pics even the Bridgestones were showing signs of > rippling. > > Cheers, > Probert. Stefan Mazur >>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >this. In a couple of those pics even the Bridgestones were showing signs of >rippling. LOFL So what, haven't you ever seen a top fuel dragster's run in slow motion? ...Ignorance is indeed bliss, I suppose; deformation is part of how a tire works. >>>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>>>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > ...Ignorance is indeed bliss, I suppose; deformation is part of how a > tire works. The difference being that a dragster's tyres are deliberately designed to deform - it's a part of getting the enormous power onto the track as quickly as possible from a standing start. An F1 car's tyres aren't designed to deform - certainly not as much as those pictures suggest. Ignorance is, clearly, indeed bliss. Cheers, Probert. >>>>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>>>>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > >An F1 car's tyres aren't designed to deform Yeah... Except you're dead wrong. >- certainly not as much as those pictures suggest. >Ignorance is, clearly, indeed bliss. ...There it is then, certified by a genuine shrunken head. >>>>>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the >>>>>>photos [quoted text clipped - 33 lines] > >>- certainly not as much as those pictures suggest. Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so I'll rephrase that; F1 tyres certainly aren't designed to deform as much as those pictures of the Michelin's suggest. In fact, the Michelin's are designed so that the tyre walls bulge on corners so that there is as large a contact patch as possible, and therefore more grip. >>Ignorance is, clearly, indeed bliss. > > ...There it is then, certified by a genuine shrunken head. No need to be so hard on yourself. Cheers, Probert. > Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so I'll > rephrase that; [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > corners so that there is as large a contact patch as possible, and > therefore more grip. No I think you have it slightly wrong in you mind. I'm sure you would find your bulge on the other side of these tyres though. I'm not sure how you imagine there would be a bulge on the outside (relative to the corner) of a tyre. >> Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so I'll >> rephrase that; [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > imagine there would be a bulge on the outside (relative to the corner) of > a tyre. If I am wrong, it wouldn't be the first time. However, that's what I understand from a piece I read a couple of weeks ago in either Autosport or the Daily Telegraph. If it's the latter it's entirely possible I'm wrong because the DT's F1 correspondent, Kevin Garside, usually manages to get something fairly fundamental wrong in each of his columns. Usually I manage to spot them - perhaps not this time. The jist of the piece was the difference in 'philosophy' on tyre construction between Michelin and Bridgestone, and it seems to revolve around how the tyre walls react to make the tread grip the road. In certain conditions, the Michelin walls 'bulge' to ensure the greatest contact patch, whereas the Bridgestone walls are more rigid. Cheers, Probert. > > > Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so I'll > > > rephrase that; [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > understand from a piece I read a couple of weeks ago in either > Autosport or the Daily Telegraph. Maybe what you read was not wrong, but did it say the tyres bulge on the wall on the outside of the bend? The exact opposite of what was seen in Indy. I certainly can't understand how this could be possible. It goes against everything I understand wrt the change in forces while cornering. Have a think about it. >> > > Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so I'll >> > > rephrase that; [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > Maybe what you read was not wrong, but did it say the tyres bulge on the > wall on the outside of the bend? I'm pretty sure it did. The exact opposite of what was seen in > Indy. Maybe that was the flaw in the Michelin construction. Cheers, Probert. > I certainly can't understand how this could be possible. It goes against > everything I understand wrt the change in forces while cornering. > > Have a think about it. > > > > > Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so > > > > > I'll rephrase that; [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > Maybe that was the flaw in the Michelin construction. I very much doubt it. I am pretty sure your suggestion is against the laws of physics. > > I certainly can't understand how this could be possible. It goes > > against everything I understand wrt the change in forces while > > cornering. Have a think about it. >> > > > > Alright, I didn't edit myself properly to be clear there so >> > > > > I'll rephrase that; [quoted text clipped - 27 lines] >I very much doubt it. I am pretty sure your suggestion is against the laws >of physics. I thought I read that the laws of physics had recently been replaced with "physical guidlines". I could be wrong. Cheers, Dave ------------------------------------------------ "I'd sell my soul for a Formula One racing car". "Bart! Stop pestering Satan!" ------------------------------------------------ Pretty amazing that the photogs picked up on this. Terrifying stuff. Michelin probably knew a lot more then they let on. > Pretty amazing that the photogs picked up on this. Terrifying stuff. > Michelin probably knew a lot more then they let on. ffs "Michelin probably knew a lot more then they let on" they said the fuckin' tyres were going to explode on turn 13 at racing speed what more could they do? >> Pretty amazing that the photogs picked up on this. Terrifying stuff. >> Michelin probably knew a lot more then they let on. >> > ffs "Michelin probably knew a lot more then they let on" they said the > fuckin' tyres were going to explode on turn 13 at racing speed what more > could they do? Hey now, we don't f.cking swear in motherf..king AAF! 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SignatureI've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a.sholes. >>shitpissfuckcuntcocksuckermotherfuckerandtits > > You elephant grasping, dirt biting, slime grazing, prick undulating, dog > juggling, fag staring, toilet feeding, trash basting, crack smelling, <long list snipped> > daddy guzzling, squirrel gargling, w.nker !! You *had* to have that saved somewhere. A genuinely impressive list. > You *had* to have that saved somewhere. A genuinely > impressive list. I gotta admit ........ I cheated. Check out .... http://www.geocities.com/zee_wee/InsultWriter20002.0.zip <quote> Generates a text file that contains a single sentence containing up to 9999 insults. Great for Discussion Forums! (Warning, contains adult and politically incorrect language.) <endquote> You can even add your own NOUNS and VERBS to the lists. SignatureI've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a.sholes. > You elephant Awesome. A clear expert! M Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." Unbelieveable!! > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos in > Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > T308 > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos > in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at > Indy. Scary stuff... > > http://tbk.fameflame.dk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=19543 Cheers for that. SignaturePhil http://www.usefilm.com/photographer/31307.html | > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos | > in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at | > Indy. Scary stuff... | > | > http://tbk.fameflame.dk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=19543 Is it me or does that look very similar to something done in paint shop pro with the clone brush? touching up some pics the other day,I went a little too close and accidently went over where I should'nt...Certainly looks similar? T.W. > | > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos > | > in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > touching up some pics the other day,I went a little too close and accidently > went over where I should'nt...Certainly looks similar? Oh jaysus. Please don't start that again, we had enough trouble with that bloody aeroplane photo! SignaturePhil http://www.usefilm.com/photographer/31307.html > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos > in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > -- > LIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 Case closed. And there were at least 180k at Magny-Cours today, so things are pretty well back to normal. >>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > Case closed. And there were at least 180k at Magny-Cours today, so > things are pretty well back to normal. I'd heard 160k for the weekend, 80k+ today. T308 SignatureLIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 >>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >> >I'd heard 160k for the weekend, 80k+ today. http://www.formula1.com/race/news/3263/741.html "No fewer than 160,000 spectators have enjoyed the spectacle during the three days of the race weekend. Strong publicity by the organisers has drawn in the fans, with 30,000 attending on Friday, 50,000 on Saturday and 80,000 for the race itself" Which to me is a bit sad. In Australia we get well over 200,000 for the weekend with a usual 100,000+ on race day. Considering our population(~20 mill) and that from any decent sized country it would be a 6+ hour flight to get here, the French GP seems like a flop. SignatureRegards, Frank >>>>Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >>>>in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > population(~20 mill) and that from any decent sized country it would > be a 6+ hour flight to get here, the French GP seems like a flop. Have you seen just how far from *anything* that track is? Magny-Cours is the literal middle of nowhere, so 80k is not too bad. > the French GP seems like a flop. It was certainly boring enough. Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." >> Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >> in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] >Case closed. And there were at least 180k at Magny-Cours today, so >things are pretty well back to normal. ...Lying scumbag, if they get 180k for the weekend they'll be buggering each other in the churches in celebration. > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos > in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at > Indy. Scary stuff... > > http://tbk.fameflame.dk/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=19543 But we are and will still hear idiots saying the Michelin teams were cowards for not racing, that it was their fault for not putting on a proper race. Michelin may have screwed up, but a chicane would not have hurt the Bridgestone teams. It was clearly the FIA who didn't want a proper race, not the Michelin teams. Ya, but we don't know if the tire was properly inflated. If the tire was damaged by collision with debris. If it was mounted on the correct size rim. It certainly does not reflect what to expect from Michelin for road use. > Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos > in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > -- > LIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 >> Forgive if this has been posted before, but here's a link to the photos >> in Autosprint showing the Michelin sidewalls deforming on the banking at [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >If it was mounted on the correct size rim. >It certainly does not reflect what to expect from Michelin for road use. [Blink. Blink-blink.] ..."Mounted on the correct size rim"... In the words of Lewis Black: Why the f.ck open your mouth? >>Ya, but we don't know if the tire was properly inflated. >>If the tire was damaged by collision with debris. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > ..."Mounted on the correct size rim"... Well, those metric/imperial conversions can be a bitch. -Paul Formerly on TRX, now on Eagle F1 with new wheels (but only cos Michelin stopped making them) > Ya, but we don't know if the tire was properly inflated. > If the tire was damaged by collision with debris. > If it was mounted on the correct size rim. > It certainly does not reflect what to expect from Michelin for road use. I wish you RAS guys would stop bothering me. I'm busy trying to find some Danica Patrick nude pics!! FHM only teases with their shot of DP in a cockpit, a blue man's shirt unbuttoned, revealing just a hint of the swell of small but admittedly luscious breasts .... surely sporting what I believe the English call "puffies". DP in a cockpit ... hmmm, the porn pun shop is now open 24/7! And now, back to this evening's family-oriented entertainment. MC Who saw somebody named Bronte Tagliani in Autoweek this morning and almost lost Danica, and his coffee .... Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." <<I'm busy trying to find some Danica Patrick nude pics!! FHM only teases with their shot of DP in a cockpit, a blue man's shirt unbuttoned, revealing just a hint of the swell of small but admittedly luscious breasts>> Oh, dear, you must be kidding. The poor woman has the body of a 12 yr old boy. If you put a long haired wig on Max Angelelli, you couldn't tell the difference between the two of them from the back. No offense, Max! C. > Oh, dear, you must be kidding. The poor woman has the body of a 12 yr > old boy. If you put a long haired wig on Max Angelelli, you couldn't > tell the difference between the two of them from the back. No offense, > Max! > > C. Maybe I was looking at somebody else .... but I sure thought it was her. A 12 year old boy? Something's wrong with me. I like to think I'm freaky, but ......... :-( Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." >> Oh, dear, you must be kidding. The poor woman has the body of a 12 yr >> old boy. If you put a long haired wig on Max Angelelli, you couldn't [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > >:-( Apparently some people's definition of woman excludes anyone who doesn't have a set of bolt-on plastic tits, lipo-harvested ass-fat in their lips or been sluiced in Clairol Bimbo No.5, all bought and paid for by daddy, no doubt, sugar, or otherwise. It's like the difference between driving Rahal-Letterman's Indy car, and some POS Mustang beater. <<Apparently...>> Apparently you're not reading for comprehension again. << some people's definition of woman excludes anyone who doesn't have a set of bolt-on plastic tits, lipo-harvested ass-fat in their lips or been sluiced in Clairol Bimbo No.5>> I've gone under the knife at least 15 times and not once was it for some self-indulgent or socially pressured cosmetic surgery. My scars are well earned and do nothing to detract from my genetically endowed gifts. Patrick may be able to race circles around me, but the poor woman has been shortchanged in other areas. <<all bought and paid for by daddy, no doubt, sugar, or otherwise.>> Dad pays for the racing. Mom's the one to thank for my great rack. <<It's like the difference between driving Rahal-Letterman's Indy car, and some POS Mustang beater.>> I do wonder why you think anyone cares how you feel about much of anything, let alone my race car. Or is it really just that you love the sound of your own typing? C. > Dad pays for the racing. Mom's the one to thank for my great rack. Ok, you owe me one keyboard. Diet coke is damn difficult to get out from between the keys... T308 SignatureLIVERPOOL FC - European Champions 1977, 1978, 1981, 1984, 2005 <<Ok, you owe me one keyboard. Diet coke is damn difficult to get out from between the keys...>> The Mondial is taking a trip to FOC this week, so I'm a bit strapped for cash, but I'd be happy to replace the Diet Coke. C. >Patrick may be able to race circles around me, but the poor > woman has been shortchanged in other areas. Not if the little dibbies do it for ya. Oh, Daddy! Let me at her. > Dad pays for the racing. Mom's the one to thank for my great rack. I do have to second that, not that I wish to be immodest. I wasn't looking, that's for sure. Matt mentioned it to me. > I do wonder why you think anyone cares how you feel about much of > anything, let alone my race car. Or is it really just that you love the > sound of your own typing? Wait a minute. I like the sound of my own typing!! M Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." > > Dad pays for the racing. Mom's the one to thank for my great rack. > > I do have to second that, not that I wish to be immodest. I wasn't > looking, that's for sure. Matt mentioned it to me. <spit take> PFFFFFFTT!!! What?! Rat bastard... -Matt- "..." <<Not if the little dibbies do it for ya. Oh, Daddy! Let me at her.>> Obviously attraction is subjective. I prefer that men have masculine bodies and women have feminine bodies. Of course, I may have felt differently if Fate had gifted me differently. <<I do have to second that, not that I wish to be immodest. I wasn't looking, that's for sure. Matt mentioned it to me.>> Heh. As long as somebody noticed. C. ><< some people's definition of woman excludes anyone who doesn't have a >set of bolt-on plastic tits, lipo-harvested ass-fat in their lips or >been sluiced in Clairol Bimbo No.5>> > >I've gone under the knife at least 15 times "ME ME ME"... [SNIGGER] > Apparently some people's definition of woman excludes anyone who > doesn't have a set of bolt-on plastic tits, lipo-harvested ass-fat in [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > It's like the difference between driving Rahal-Letterman's Indy car, > and some POS Mustang beater. Yikes. And the artillery exchanges continue. One of my favorite Roger Waters songs is called "The Bravery of Being Out of Range" (re: Gulf War I). You guys don't really subscribe to that theory, if a newsgroup can be considered "up close and personal". Be nice, kiddies. M Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." >> Apparently some people's definition of woman excludes anyone who >> doesn't have a set of bolt-on plastic tits, lipo-harvested ass-fat in [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] >I). You guys don't really subscribe to that theory, if a newsgroup can >be considered "up close and personal". Be nice, kiddies. ...Insufferable twat. >> Ya, but we don't know if the tire was properly inflated. >> If the tire was damaged by collision with debris. [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > > DP in a cockpit ... hmmm, the porn pun shop is now open 24/7! I hpoe you finished your homework first. > And now, back to this evening's family-oriented entertainment. > > MC > > Who saw somebody named Bronte Tagliani in Autoweek this morning and > almost lost Danica, and his coffee .... Who has plastic tits, and could do with a visit to the pie shop. >>I wish you RAS guys would stop bothering me. I'm busy trying to find >>some Danica Patrick nude pics!! FHM only teases with their shot of DP [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > I hpoe you finished your homework first. Ooooooh - Service! Very funny, "Rev". I'll guess you're joking. > Who has plastic tits, and could do with a visit to the pie shop. So you like those REAL women, eh? Bully for you! If I meet a woman who to me is attractive, kind, funny, intelligent, articulate, and compassionate - my criteria - I don't care if she's made entirely out of plastic. You must stick strictly to those "natural" types who could raise birds in their pubic area and knock over a freighter with their body odor. You know, French women. Return! MC DFWM Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." > Very funny, "Rev". I'll guess you're joking. Why did you quote "Rev"? >>Very funny, "Rev". I'll guess you're joking. > > Why did you quote "Rev"? Is "Rev Don" not your handle? I just shorten things because I'm lazy and I like to be familiar with strangers. Hey, it's the wild, wild web - you could be an 800-lb Russian woman waiting for a crane to take her to the doctor ... how would I know? I could have called you anything else, I suppose. My name is Mike but I've been called much, much worse. ;-) MC Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." >>> Very funny, "Rev". I'll guess you're joking. >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > else, I suppose. My name is Mike but I've been called much, much > worse. My name's Don, and although formally, my correct title would start with "the Reverend", I normally use the abbreviated form when I do use it. I wasn't questioning your use of Rev, but the fact that you quoted it, which would only be appropriate if I hadn't in fact been ordained. > My name's Don, and although formally, my correct title would start with > "the Reverend", I normally use the abbreviated form when I do use it. I > wasn't questioning your use of Rev, but the fact that you quoted it, > which would only be appropriate if I hadn't in fact been ordained. Good thing you mentioned that. I wouldn't want to cuss at you. I've never even lurked at rasf, so I had no idea you were a minister. My last post was more or less comparing the qualities I prefer in a woman to your assessment of Ms. Tagliani. Plastic doesn't bother me, if you were referring to body part supplements. If you were referring to her nature/style/way she acts, etc., well, I've never seen her on Spike TV, or anything else she's done, but if she's an airhead then I wouldn't be interested in her anyway, no matter how she looked or if by some planetary alignment she was not married or seeing anybody and professed interest in me. From a couple of interviews I've read online, she seems intelligent, but I don't waste my time with Spike TV. I think I'm just going to end this conversation now, if you don't mind! I've been known to be somewhat profane in my home group (aaf), and one point I was close to laying some on you, and now I feel a bit ashamed of myself. Best wishes - MC Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." >>> I wish you RAS guys would stop bothering me. I'm busy trying to >>> find some Danica Patrick nude pics!! FHM only teases with their [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > could raise birds in their pubic area and knock over a freighter with > their body odor. You know, French women. But you didn't meet her, you only saw pictures. > But you didn't meet her, you only saw pictures. And you did? I'm not sure if you're talking about Patrick or Tagliani, but I'm pretty sure I could meet either one and get wood. I wasn't talking about sweet talk in a restaurant or a walk down the aisle. M Signature"Sendai eyes are notorious for depth-perception defects and warranty hassles, among other things." >> But you didn't meet her, you only saw pictures. > > And you did? I'm not sure if you're talking about Patrick or > Tagliani, but I'm pretty sure I could meet either one and get wood. > I wasn't talking about sweet talk in a restaurant or a walk down the > aisle. No, I didn't meet her. I only raised the point because *you* said "If I meet a woman who to me is attractive, kind, funny, intelligent, articulate, and compassionate - my criteria - I don't care if she's made entirely out of plastic." I don't see how you can judge any of "kind, funny, intelligent, articulate, and compassionate" from pictures. BTW - I was referring to Tagliani, since I think there's been enough discusion of the merits and demerits of Patrick already in this group.
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