Tom, Sam and Mike are standing at the Pearly Gates. Before they can
enter, St Peter tell them that they each must answer a question. The
answer to the question will determine what vehicle they are given to
get around heaven in.

St Peter asks Tom "How many times have you cheated on your wife?"

He replies "Well to be honest, I cheated on her 3 times." And St. Peter
says "Thats not very good, but because you were honest I will give you
this old Volkswagen Beetle." So Tom gets in his car and drives past the
Pearly Gates and on into Heaven.

"Now," St Peter asks Sam, "How many times have you cheated on your
wife?"

Sam responds, "I have only cheated on her once in all the 43 years of
our marriage."

St Peter says, "That's very good, for that you shall have this new Ford
Taurus."

Sam graciously accepts his new car and drives off into Heaven.

St Peter then asks Mike, "And what about you? How many times have you
cheated on your wife?"

Mike looks up proudly to St Peter and tells him "I have been 100%
faithful to my wife and have never cheated on her." St Peter was very
impressed so he gave him a brand new Ferrari and off he went into
Heaven.

A couple of weeks Tom and Sam saw Mike sitting in his brand new Ferrari
crying, so they go over to him to find out why he's upset.

"Hey Mike, why are you upset?" Tom asks, "You have this brand New
Ferarri, you shouldn't be crying."

Sam agrees, "I was given a Taurus and I'm happy, and Tom is happy with
his Beetle, so why are you crying?"

Mike looks up at them and says, "The Ferrari is great, but as I was
driving down the street, I looked over to my right and there I saw my
wife."

"So what's wrong with that?" Tom asks.

"Well, here I am in this beautiful car because I was faithful, and my
wife was riding on a skateboard."