I got this from a friend today, and it made me think of some of you here in
the group.

You know who you are!

Kate
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This morning on highway 412,

I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac.

Doing 65 mph with her face up next to her rear view mirror

Putting on her eyeliner.

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back
she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup.

As a man, I don't scare easily.

But she scared me so much;

I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees
against the steering wheel,
it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between
my legs,
splashed, and burned, Big Jim and the Twins, ruined the damn phone, soaked
my trousers,
and disconnected an important call.

Damn women drivers!