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Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! ! !

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Hans-Marc Olsen - 19 Nov 2004 03:32 GMT
Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Ford Mustangs, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop driving them now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent Armageddon.

Ford Mustangs are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Ford Mustangs.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
p51d007 - 19 Nov 2004 03:57 GMT
Someone grab a can opener quick!  The tin foil hat on this guy is
screwed on too tight and cutting off the oxygen to his feeble brain
LOL

>Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
>collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
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>
>Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
Mark - 19 Nov 2004 04:13 GMT
I guess you probably think the Camaro is God's ride?

> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
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>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
RSCamaro - 20 Nov 2004 04:06 GMT
>I guess you probably think the Camaro is God's ride?

Nope, it posted the same crap on the Cam/Bird groups.  I suspect he
did the same to all of the aut groups.

                                    ...Ron
--
68' Camaro RS
88' Firebird Formula
00' Mustang GT Vert
JS - 20 Nov 2004 06:36 GMT
>>I guess you probably think the Camaro is God's ride?
>
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> 88' Firebird Formula
> 00' Mustang GT Vert

He tagged the Mitsubishi group too.

Fine lineup of cars ya got there.  Any pics of the '68?

JS
-----
'97 Mustang Cobra
'95 Eclipse GSX
'01 Ninja ZX-6
RSCamaro - 21 Nov 2004 19:51 GMT
>He tagged the Mitsubishi group too.
>
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>'95 Eclipse GSX
>'01 Ninja ZX-6

I have a couple of pics from a couple of years ago.  I haven't done
any updates in a while.  Still a work in progress as some old iron has
a habit of becoming.  I am replacing the quarter panels, outer wheel
housings and tail pan so it won't be out before at the least next
summer.  link below.

http://www.frontiernet.net/~rscamero/id18.htm

                         ...Ron
--
68' Camaro RS
88' Firebird Formula
00' Mustang GT Vert
JS - 22 Nov 2004 05:59 GMT
>>He tagged the Mitsubishi group too.
>>
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> 88' Firebird Formula
> 00' Mustang GT Vert

Looks like it'll be nice when it's done, but looks like you still have a bit
of work ahead of you.

I know how the project car thing goes.  I've only rarely ever been able to
start mine, let alone get near completion with them.  Even on my '97 Cobra,
I've had a pair of weld-in subframe connectors at my house for a year and a
half now, just haven't looked for anyone to put 'em on...

JS
Garth Almgren - 19 Nov 2004 04:17 GMT
> So stop driving them now to save your soul.

... And give them all to me! Muahahahaha!

(Watch the crosspost, folks.)

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memset@recorddeal.com - 19 Nov 2004 04:24 GMT
lol.. just saw the same post over on alt.autos.chevrolet.malibu...

-Mike

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A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Full Boar turbo mufflers
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors

> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
Scott en Aztl?n - 19 Nov 2004 19:06 GMT
>lol.. just saw the same post over on alt.autos.chevrolet.malibu...

And chi.general, claiming that everyone who lives in Chicago is Evil.
:)

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RichA - 19 Nov 2004 04:54 GMT
Better to rule with a Mustang in Hell than serve with
a Toyota in Heaven.

>Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
>collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
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>
>Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
memset@recorddeal.com - 19 Nov 2004 05:13 GMT
that was gay.

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Full Boar turbo mufflers
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors

> Better to rule with a Mustang in Hell than serve with
> a Toyota in Heaven.
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> >
> >Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
Jeffrey Davison - 19 Nov 2004 05:19 GMT
that's funny, I just read this posting in the Fiat newsgroups! (no
kidding, my "other" car is a Fiat.

JD

> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
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>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
John Smith - 19 Nov 2004 08:58 GMT
I assume you are a Chevorlet lover and that Is why you have that skewed
view of Ford and the Mustang?  Anyway, If you drove a new 05 model you
would fall in love.  I used to work at a Chevy dealer and that cured me
of the oppression of a Chevrolet so go and buy a new Ford Mustang GT as
it hauls a.s and is only 26K and has 300 horsepower.  And, did I mention
it is a blast to drive.  It is like stepping back in time to a 1967
Mustang.  Only thing I would like would be a short throw shifter and
stiffer springs.  I know that they have to sell it to the masses, but I
like a firmer feel in the corners...

> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
memset@recorddeal.com - 19 Nov 2004 09:07 GMT
He's posting this filth on a lot of automotive newsgroups. don't worry a/b
it. common trolling technique.

-Mike

--
A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT
Cold air intake
FRPP 3.73 gears
Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter
Full Boar turbo mufflers
Hi-speed fan switch
255/60R-15 rear tires
Subframe connectors

> I assume you are a Chevorlet lover and that Is why you have that skewed
> view of Ford and the Mustang?  Anyway, If you drove a new 05 model you
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> >
> > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
Deputy Dog - 19 Nov 2004 16:07 GMT
He's all over usnet.

Dave

> He's posting this filth on a lot of automotive newsgroups. don't worry a/b
> it. common trolling technique.
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>> >
>> > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
Scott en Aztl?n - 19 Nov 2004 19:08 GMT
>so go and buy a new Ford Mustang GT as
>it hauls a.s and is only 26K and has 300 horsepower.  And, did I mention
>it is a blast to drive.  It is like stepping back in time to a 1967
>Mustang.  Only thing I would like would be a short throw shifter and
>stiffer springs.

That *is* a short-throw shifter!

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Patrick - 20 Nov 2004 01:22 GMT
> I assume you are a Chevorlet lover <snip>

John,

The turd posted the same stuff to other NGs.  Here's a sample:

"Firebirds are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell."

<snip>

Patrick
'93 Cobra
'83 LTD
dvsone Here - 19 Nov 2004 13:00 GMT
typical,whining bowtie baby!

http://community.webtv.net/orangespawn50/doc
Dan - 19 Nov 2004 17:25 GMT
> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !

KEWL! My car is offensive to right wing, conservative, moral minority
doofii? LOVING it!

Btw, the Inquisition had better be bringing some serious muscle to the
party or they aren't even gone make it hard to get away ;).

Dan
2003 Satan convertible
With some evil stuff and blaspheming things
Backyard Mechanic - 19 Nov 2004 19:54 GMT
Dan opined

> KEWL! My car is offensive to right wing, conservative, moral minority
> doofii? LOVING it!

{rolling on floor laughing and praising Jesus!}

Ummm... Fraid not!   We PREFER the Mustang, that's why you know this is a
troll.

Dont worry though... we allow spongiforms to enjoy them, too.

;)
SATAN - 19 Nov 2004 22:25 GMT
HELLooooooooo
SATAN, Here
Well, Ya'll can bet I don't drive nothing but American and nothing before
1970. I do prefer long white Cadillac's on Sunday though... (Kinda gets to
the guy upstairs)Fridays a 68 Camaro RS SS... Saturday nights 68 Shelby
Fastback
and the rest of the time anything that screams and paves a HIGHWAY TO
HELL.......................
                               Love SATAN
> Ford Mustangs are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to
> collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
[quoted text clipped - 13 lines]
>
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
SATAN - 19 Nov 2004 22:45 GMT
Sorry that's after 1970
This Camaro just helped me collect another soul... Some punk in a rice
burner(one more for me) HAHAHAHA
> HELLooooooooo
> SATAN, Here
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> >
> > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
JS - 20 Nov 2004 06:42 GMT
Funny, I pictured Satan as more educated I guess... or maybe he just doesn't
need to be.

Has a nice collection of rides though.  Is the Caddy a convertible too?  Red
leather interior, or all in white?

And why does he only American iron?  Don't the Japanese go to hell?  I
figured part of the punishment would be to have to drive a '70's Honda CVCC
on the Chicago beltway...

JS

> Sorry that's after 1970
> This Camaro just helped me collect another soul... Some punk in a rice
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>> >
>> > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
SATAN - 20 Nov 2004 22:08 GMT
BLOOD RED INTERIOR  HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harder than I thought, to type on a lap top and shift gears... Collecting
souls and typing,  Who knew I would need more than two hands yesterday...
And btw ya ain't gotta be a geniuses to get people to come to Hell HAHA
                                      Thanx for the laughs
                                                                SATAN
> Funny, I pictured Satan as more educated I guess... or maybe he just doesn't
> need to be.
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> >> >
> >> > Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !
dwight - 20 Nov 2004 22:51 GMT
> BLOOD RED INTERIOR  HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
> Harder than I thought, to type on a lap top and shift gears... Collecting
> souls and typing,  Who knew I would need more than two hands yesterday...
> And btw ya ain't gotta be a geniuses to get people to come to Hell HAHA
>                                       Thanx for the laughs
>                                                                 SATAN

Hell is in Ohio? Or are you just passin' through?

dwight
JS - 21 Nov 2004 06:36 GMT
>> BLOOD RED INTERIOR  HAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
>> Harder than I thought, to type on a lap top and shift gears... Collecting
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>
> dwight

Musta been passing through on his way to Hell, Michigan.

Natas - I figured you'd have to be a lil smarter than the idiots that end up
in Hell to run the place.  At least you have a couple decent cars... but
probably viewed much like Dilbert's boss.  You remember Dilbert, right?
He's the little cartoon guy that spends his day in Cubicle Hell, which must
be your Earthly display of power.

JS
John - 21 Nov 2004 14:24 GMT
                             SATAN

>> Hell is in Ohio? Or are you just passin' through?
>
> Musta been passing through on his way to Hell, Michigan.

I've been in MI three years and didn't know Hell existed.  Between Ann Arbor
and Lansing.  Thanks!

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JS - 21 Nov 2004 15:19 GMT
>                              SATAN
>>>
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> I've been in MI three years and didn't know Hell existed.  Between Ann
> Arbor and Lansing.  Thanks!

Sure thing.  Some interesting facts about it were in Wikipedia...

Hell's main export is, appropriately, kitsch.  Among other things, it has a
"fully non-accredited" college, Damnation University (DamU for short) that
sells half-singed diplomas, a small post office in the back of the general
store, a motorcycle dealership, and an ice cream parlor.

Buddy of mine was there a couple times I think.  Not real sure why.

JS
wabbitslayer - 20 Nov 2004 02:00 GMT
> Ford Mustangs were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! !

Of course, silly. Who do you think the "Boss" was, anyway?
Didn't you ever hear of the limited production Boss 666?
It'd beat the hell out of the 302 and the 429.

Wabbitslayer
01 GT vert
 
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