Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
gender neutral celebration of any and/or all holidays occuring before,
after, during or near the the winter solstice, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or secular
practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all.

I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically
uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar
year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other
cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great (not
to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the
only "America" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
color, creed, age, sex, physical ability, veterans status, religious faith,
or sexual preference of the wished.

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is
subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no
alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to
actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void
where taxed or prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of
the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual
application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance
of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and such warranty
is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole
discretion of the wisher.

Ralph Snart aka Captain Redneck