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Car Forum / Ford / Ford Mustang / January 2005THE Problem With 5.0 Mustangs
I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. Rapping one out at 7000 rpm makes them sound like farting into a big Folgers coffee can. How can you make one sound as good as one of those Hemi dump trucks sound? Those sound really good for a Dodge. winnard > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. Rapping > one out at 7000 rpm You never heard one at seven because the rev limiter kicks in at 6,250. If you're going to troll, at least come in informed. And don't crosspost to the college football NG... those guys don't want to hear about 5.0 Mustangs. Better luck next time. Patrick '93 Cobra Nooooo i'm troll bait! -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. > Rapping [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Patrick > '93 Cobra Aftermarket mufflers will (obviously) produce a different sound. Check http://www.MustangExhaust.com/ for some examples. Btw.. I didn't know Fox Mustangs kept making power at 7,000 RPM.. -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. Rapping > one out at [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > winnard Quick... clear hsitory and turn off the 'puter... mummie's coming... What's the matter... yer favourite porn site down??? > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. Rapping > one out at [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > winnard Nevermind the facts, winnard, just give me the details! > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound > better. Rapping > one out at > 7000 rpm makes them sound like farting into a big Folgers coffee > can. How can you make one sound as good as one of those Hemi > dump trucks sound? Those sound really good for a Dodge. The problem is that you're talking about some frenchified engine. The Litre crap is a dead giveaway. That's why you get that fart sound. Real engines have numbers like 442 and 383. Good old fashioned American square inches.  Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." > Nevermind the facts, winnard, just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > Real engines have numbers like 442 and 383. Good old fashioned > American square inches. Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) H > > The problem is that you're talking about some frenchified engine. > > The Litre crap is a dead giveaway. That's why you get that fart [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > > Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) I fail to see how "cubic inches" is any less gay than "litres"...how many pints? SignatureTrev "Every Democratic Senator is to the right of Kerry..including Kucinich." - C. Beauchamp > > > The problem is that you're talking about some frenchified engine. > > > The Litre crap is a dead giveaway. That's why you get that fart [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > I fail to see ........ No surprise, there. H > > > > The problem is that you're talking about some frenchified engine. > > > > The Litre crap is a dead giveaway. That's why you get that fart [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > No surprise, there. Congratulations...I think you're probably ready for fourth grade! Jackass. SignatureTrev "Every Democratic Senator is to the right of Kerry..including Kucinich." - C. Beauchamp Trevor Zion Bauknight opined in news:trev- 5D43F4.10381319012005@individual.net: >> > The problem is that you're talking about some frenchified engine. >> > The Litre crap is a dead giveaway. That's why you get that fart [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > I fail to see how "cubic inches" is any less gay than "litres"...how > many pints? "Gay"!!!! What a freakin immature viewpoint. Signature- Yes, I'm a crusty old geezer curmudgeon.. deal with it! - 4 4 2 was never an engine size >> Nevermind the facts, winnard, just give me the details! >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) > H AAAHHHHAAAAAA.....This made me laff. SignatureMoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- >>Nevermind the facts, winnard, just give me the details! >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) > H Not only that, 442 was not and engine size. What an ultra-moron ROFL.... Signature3) If it were My Mustang, I would have yanked the stupid xxxxx out of her beater and beat in her doors with her face. - SVTKate Nevermind the facts, Hairy, just give me the details! >> Nevermind the facts, winnard, just give me the details! >> [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) > H This is a car, not an ark. Scholars aren't even sure what a cubic was. A 442 cubic car would be way too big for most roads. Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." >Nevermind the facts, Hairy, just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] >> Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) >> H >This is a car, not an ark. Scholars aren't even sure what a cubic >was. A 442 cubic car would be way too big for most roads. So... I imagined the 454? Signature"The dead remember our indifference. The dead remember our silence." President James Marshall "Air Force One" Nevermind the facts, David Loewe, Jr., just give me the details! >>Nevermind the facts, Hairy, just give me the details! >> [quoted text clipped - 24 lines] > > I imagined the 454? The ark was only 300 cubics. How big a car do you need? Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." >Nevermind the facts, David Loewe, Jr., just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >>>> >>>> Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) >>>This is a car, not an ark. Scholars aren't even sure what a >>>cubic was. A 442 cubic car would be way too big for most roads. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > >The ark was only 300 cubics. Is this bate? Cubits, not cubics. >How big a car do you need? This is not about me. However, since you ask, a 858 cu in engine seems about right... Signature"It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument." - William G. McAdoo Nevermind the facts, David Loewe, Jr., just give me the details! >>>>This is a car, not an ark. Scholars aren't even sure what a >>>>cubic was. A 442 cubic car would be way too big for most roads. [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > Cubits, not cubics. Does it taste like bait? Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." >Nevermind the facts, David Loewe, Jr., just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > >Does it taste like bait? You're not even going to comment on the 858 cu in engine? Signature"Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much because they live in the gray twilight that knows not victory or defeat." Theodore Roosevelt "Bill Lang" <wjlmutt@bitememindspring.com> wrote | | The ark was only 300 cubics. How big a car do you need? Yea... but it was still only TWO horsepower. Kate 98 Cobra Drop Top With a persoanl touch... or two. I'm still trying to figure out who made a 442 inch motor...... Oldsmobile made a 4 barrel - 4 speed - 2 door car . Seems to me that it came with a 455 and maybe a 400 (time dims the memory). Besides... how much bigger than a 350 is 383 inches? > > Nevermind the facts, winnard, just give me the details! > > [quoted text clipped - 14 lines] > Ummm.....try *cubic inches*;-) > H Nevermind the facts, Jim Warman, just give me the details! > I'm still trying to figure out who made a 442 inch motor...... > Oldsmobile made a 4 barrel - 4 speed - 2 door car . Seems to me > that it came with a 455 and maybe a 400 (time dims the memory). > Besides... how much bigger than a 350 is 383 inches? 2 ft, 9 inches. Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." > I'm still trying to figure out who made a 442 inch motor...... Nobody. SignatureYrs., Ike "Blanks, he says. Here- have a handful of blanks." Ike <Ike@SHAEF.NET> You're digging it round, when it aughta Be SQUARE >> I'm still trying to figure out who made a 442 inch motor...... > >Nobody. MAybe the sneaky Japanese... ---- "I'd rather take a hit in the mouth than throw a pick," Kyle Orton "education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance" --Will Durant "people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to " Jerry Seinfeld "If we don't have a sense of humor, we can't have a sense of perspective --Wayne Thiboux "the glass is not only half full the first half was delicious" -- Me To Reply: Scrape off the end bits... > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. Rapping > one out at [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > winnard How about I send your post to Cox abuse? I'm sure one of the guys I know that read and post in the news groups will be glad to issue a TOS notification on your account. THat will really make mommy mad if you get her and daddy's ISP account turned off. Signature3) If it were My Mustang, I would have yanked the stupid xxxxx out of her beater and beat in her doors with her face. - SVTKate > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. > Rapping [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > can you make one sound as good as one of those Hemi dump trucks sound? > Those sound really good for a Dodge. Not everything can sound as good as a Hemi gettin on it. SignatureMoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- > > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. > > Rapping [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > -- Not everything can sound as good as a Hemi gettin' on it. "It" being on the back of a flatbed wrecker because the hemi has been spewin' parts all over the highway for the past 15 or 20 miles. <rioroad@hotmail.com> wrote in message news:1106154415.033657.215810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com... >> > I don't own one, but if I did I'd try to get them to sound better. >> > Rapping [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > on the back of a flatbed wrecker because the hemi has been spewin' > parts all over the highway for the past 15 or 20 miles. You are obviously a moron of the nth degree and no nothing of which you speak. My Dodge Ram 2500HD with a slightly modified 5.7 liter Hemi Magnum has never broken. Although, I only get 12.5 MPG when I'm not eating you pissant ford owners for lunch, I enjoy feeding it fuel in the hopes yet another F150 Lightning wants to get his a.s wooped. Btw, I've got almost a 100K on it now, pull a 13000 pound fifth wheeler and have still done nothing but normal maintenance......Hell, a chicken sh.t mustang would have already needed an engine overhaul. HHAAAA RSFCking losers!!! SignatureMoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- LOL don't feel the troll!!! Fag. -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > <rioroad@hotmail.com> wrote in message > news:1106154415.033657.215810@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com... [quoted text clipped - 30 lines] > MoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! > --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- Hey Mike.. I have met allot of "fags" and NONE of em were as stupid as some of these guys. Kate | LOL don't feel the troll!!! Fag. | [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] | > MoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! | > --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- > Hey Mike.. > I have met allot of "fags" and NONE of em were as stupid as some of these > guys. > > Kate Fag hag. winnard Sticks and stones and all that... ya little cocksucker. I wish I would pull up to you at a light in my old 165,000 mile stock '94 lightning. It's old, and it has its problems, but the only hemi trucks that even come close have nitrous. I'm not saying anything bad about the Hemi or dodge, just certain HEMI owners who think they are king. Oh, and I've raced about 25 Hemi powered trucks at the track with my old pile and i've only been beaten by one, and he had a 100 shot on top of every other bolt-on imageinable and unbolted exhaust. He had a regular cab, shortbed, 5 speed with the 3.92 axle. He ran a 14.6 at 94 compared to my 14.8 at 91. Basically, it took him 200 extra horses to beat me by .2 seconds and 3 mph. Again, i'm not saying these trucks are bad, they are just not built for drag racing or speed. The lightning on the other hand, was made for speed(sure, its not that fast, but it runs ok for a 4500 lb stock pickup with 165000 miles). The lightning also works very well for towing and hauling as I have used mine to tow a race car on a few occasions and use it all the time for hunting. Mine has never had a valve cover off and the transmission is still going strong as well. When your dodge is 11 years old with 165,000 miles we'll have to line them up at the track. ;) Erik D. '94 white lightning '01 white mustang >I wish I would pull up to you at a light in my old 165,000 mile stock '94 >lightning. It's old, and it has its problems, but the only hemi trucks [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > '94 white lightning > '01 white mustang BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA... I hear the same thing every day, yet none has won... Let's hear the story on what you did to a Dodge SRT-10. SignatureMoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- > BLA BLA BLA BLA BLA... > > I hear the same thing every day, yet none has won... > > Let's hear the story on what you did to a Dodge SRT-10. I didn't race any. We're talking about trucks though, not vipers with a bed. I'm talking about something you put a towing package on without voiding the warranty. But anyway, since you brought it up: They had an SRT10 at my local track not too long ago. I was not impressed at all. It ran 3 times, I don't remember the exact times but I know it was mid-13's at around 105. It got beat by a '99 lightning once, and an '01 lightning another time. The last time it ran it beat a '97 GT, wow. By the way, the '01 that beat it was 100% stock, as was the SRT10. The lightning ran .04 quicker but was just shy of 2 mph slower. I'll admit that its pretty cool looking except for that wing. I'd be willing to bet that from light to light I could at least keep up with it. At the track it made all of its time up past the 1/8 mile mark. Erik D. '94 white lightning '01 white GT moparman are you serious? i mean if you are a true moparhead you know 440-6, 426 hemi, etc. a-, b-, and e-bodies. old school muscle. these new "hemi's" are just hype and marketing, i see an srt-8 that looks like it will have some muscle, but please. i put a hurting on all these guys with new hemi trucks who think they got the sh.t. completely obliterated one the other day - at the next light the guy goes "uh, that's a little better than what i'm used to." (i drive an 04 cobra vert, stock pulley, intake and exhaust mods) i guess i shoulda said, "hey that thing got a hemi?" but you are coming into this group disrespecting ford trucks and mustangs. ("pissant ford owners", "chicken-sh.t mustangs") i have no disrespect to dodge because i used to live eat & breathe mopar (60's and 70's musclecars) i actually cant wait to run a srt-10 truck, that'll might be a little closer (if he can drive it), but i NEVER see any. MoParMaN wrote in message <10CHd.17188$wi2.14605@newssvr11.news.prodigy.com>... >>I wish I would pull up to you at a light in my old 165,000 mile stock '94 >>lightning. It's old, and it has its problems, but the only hemi trucks [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] >MoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! >--SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- Here ya go..... you regulars might have seen this from KB, but Moparman should take a look at a 2v GT vs a badass Viper. http://www.kennebell.net/FORUM_PICS/brent10335.wmv The Viper guy probably kept going and left the track after this run. > >I wish I would pull up to you at a light in my old 165,000 mile stock '94 > >lightning. It's old, and it has its problems, but the only hemi trucks [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Let's hear the story on what you did to a Dodge SRT-10. > You are obviously a moron of the nth degree and no nothing of which you > speak. My Dodge Ram 2500HD with a slightly modified 5.7 liter Hemi Magnum [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > > RSFCking losers!!! My 5.0 Mustang with it's slightly modified engine and 96,000 miles runs low 12's in the 1/4 mile right now and still gets 18MPG in the city. You are most likely the bigger moron here and also most likely not even an owner of a Dodge truck, but a used SPectra or Accord and just trolling. Signature3) If it were My Mustang, I would have yanked the stupid xxxxx out of her beater and beat in her doors with her face. - SVTKate "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> | You are obviously a moron of the nth degree and no nothing of which you | speak. My Dodge Ram 2500HD with a slightly modified 5.7 liter Hemi Magnum [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] | | RSFCking losers!!! Man.. don't take it all so literally. You'd think he was talking sh*t about your momma or something! Go start your big ol ugly assed truck and suck on your exhaust pipe for awhile. Maybe it will mellow you out. Kate. LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever read in this NG by *far*... omg Kate owns. -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > "MoParMaN" <scott.hendryx.clothes@sbcglobal.net> > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Kate. Nevermind the facts, , just give me the details! > LOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! That's the funniest thing I've ever read in > this NG by *far*... omg Kate owns. Truly, one of the saddest testimonies on the quality of this chatroom. Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." Then get the f.ck out. Thanks =). -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > Nevermind the facts, , just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > > "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." Nevermind the facts, , just give me the details! > Then get the f.ck out. Thanks =). > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > Subframe connectors > Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant Gladly. Humorless bastidges Signaturemutt 2001 ZX2 Blue. > <drivel snipped> A troll in the college football group wants to sling some sh.t, someone drags the dodge truck group in, and now you wanna talk about the quality of our group? (which, by the way, isn't a "chatroom") I have nothing against Dodges, and am really brand loyal. I like my Mustangs, and so I spend some time with these fine folks who are always helpful and brutally honest when necessary. All of you who say that "all Mustangs need rebuilt after 100k" and "all Dodges suck" are either just trying to stoke the fire or are truly brand-loyal morons who think they're right and everyone else is wrong. (BTW, DC's track record with things failing isn't anything to brag about either - late '90's caravans were as bad as the Focus) "It's the best because I like it" is the equivalent of holding an apple and saying "This is the best food because I say so." That only works if you're in a cult. Be blind if you wish.. I could care less, but if you don't like the company here, go home. Nobody's making you post here or read the cross-posts. Or, you could be civil, polite, and hang out. There are a lot of regulars who don't own a Mustang here... it's not a pre-requisite. JS > I have nothing against Dodges, and am really brand loyal. This should say *not* really brand loyal. I've owned a couple of Chevy cars, and my current winter ride is a Mitsubishi Eclipse GSX. I recognize that Mustangs are, by far, not the best cars in the world, but for the buck, they've got a lot of potential and fun, and I like the looks of them... JS > > <drivel snipped> > [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > trying to stoke the fire or are truly brand-loyal morons who think they're > right and everyone else is wrong. I think you misunderstood. All 5.0 Mustangs need to be scrapped at 100k. winnard > All 5.0 Mustangs need to be scrapped at 100k. Hmm... Either you forgot the smiley, you're just stirring the pot, or you've been _seriously_ misinformed. Perhaps you meant Mitsu-powered Dodge minivans? :) (See how it's done? Colon, close-parenthesis, with an optional dash in between.) Signature~/Garth |"I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. Almgren | I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. ******* | And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant." (pgp@v6stang.com for secure mail info) --H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) > > All 5.0 Mustangs need to be scrapped at 100k. > [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > (See how it's done? Colon, close-parenthesis, with an optional dash in > between.) Smilies are for FREEKS Ford/Geeks mixed. winnard >>>All 5.0 Mustangs need to be scrapped at 100k. >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Smilies are for FREEKS Ford/Geeks mixed. Hey, I resemble that remark! Signature~/Garth |"I believe that it is better to tell the truth than a lie. Almgren | I believe it is better to be free than to be a slave. ******* | And I believe it is better to know than to be ignorant." (pgp@v6stang.com for secure mail info) --H.L. Mencken (1880-1956) Let's mix it up, shall we? I mean, seeing all this trollish crossposting has stirred up such inspiration... I thought I'd take the initiative to EXPRESS MY UTTER SUPERIORITY AND MAKE EVERYONE LOOK LIKE IDIOTS. RULE NUMBER ONE - There IS NO RIGHT unless I SAY THERE is. Remember that, and we'll get along swimmingly. JUST READ ON, DON'T REPLY YET, or you're an IDIOT ALREADY. ARE YA? HUH? PLEASE TELL ME YOU ARE, I'LL EVISCERATE YOU HERE AND NOW! Here's MY story. My cats and I like to create scrapbooks of idiots racing Mustangs versus Dodge pickup trucks whilst dining upon eggplant flambe and catching an NCAA game, spewing chunks of vegetable matter everywhere as I scream in dismay at unfair penalties. If ANYONE doesn't understand how SUPERIOR I AM TO ALL OTHERS because of my SUPERIOR PASTIME and HOBBY is a MORON, and anything but unequivocal agreement with me on this point will be met with a long string of derisive and unyeilding insults. KEEP ON TROLLING, because there is NO REAL LIMIT to this absurdity. Now let's just blow the roof off this mother, and see everyone thinks. I wonder what the flat-earth society's take on the matter is?? A few WOUND UP thoughts to get you all going- Ford stands for F___D OVER REBUILT DODGE! Yeah, you heard me, I must be a damned masochist for owning two of them. Fix Or Repair Daily. Found On Road Dead. Tell me about it. Crusty ol' Rustangs don't just suck, they suck, squeeze, bang and blow. Junk 'em all, they're just GLORIFIED FALCONS ANYWAY. 5.0s? Any car that needs a heater core every other year SUCKS; all 5.0s should be JUNKED for they are inferior to everything else. FIVE-POINT-SLOW!! SLOW!! Don't get me started on weak little SN95s, either. Where's the other half of your motor, 281 cid? WEENIE! Why else would you need 7000 rpm? And the new ones are BUTT-UGLY PILES OF STEAMING CRAP! As for Dodges, new hemis are SIMPLY LAME MOMMY MOBILES! I rented a Durango, and the thing was just a weak-a.s gas hog. WEAK! The transmission temp light kept coming on as I searched for that awesome hemi power. WEAK! Can't even scratch in AWD? WEEEAAAK! My foot was not the problem. Don't believe the hemi hype. 12 mpg and for WHAT? A stupid "HEMI" badge? GET A LIFE! OH, Dodge put a Viper V10 in a freaking pickup truck, like no one's ever considered something like it in the world. It's just STUPID. I guess you Dodge boys are wannabe Truck Series racers. I hope you all lose your licenses trying to make up for your male deficiencies. And jumping those UGLY-a.s trucks on that STUPID commercial. What GENIUS. Just like the Duster guys. FLOOR IT, MAN! DUH HUH The Sooners at the Orange Bowl - five turnovers? Man, Southern Cal made you look like a bunch of freakin IDIOTS! No, I take that back, you made yourself look like idiots, because Southern Cal just had DUMB LUCK on their side, and no skill. NONE! Dumb-as-post jocks, what are you going to do with your lives when your glory days end? I'LL TELL YA. YOU'LL BE LIVING ON A STEADY DIET OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE, IN A -VAN- DOWN BY THE RIVER!!!! Cats rule; dogs drool! AND MY CATS CAN BEAT UP YOUR CATS! HISS!!!! RRROOOWWWWWWWWLL!!! And just try it, dog boy, AND I'll GOUGE YOUR FREAKING EYES OUT! MEAT IS BLOODY MURDER! You animals what with your disgusting vile poisonous meat-eating habits, do you know how they butcher turkeys? What about veal? HOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELVES for eating meat and supporting this terrible industry? YOU ARE MORALLY BANKRUPT. AND YOU SMELL DISGUSTING FROM IT EATING MEAT, EVEN THOUGH I FART ALL DAY LONG. Scrapbooks record life itself. If you don't understand the value of it, or think it's frivolous and dumb, you are going to wake up one day and regret your memories are forever lost. I pity you fools who don't understand the value of it. IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE. AND I'LL GLUE YOUR GOD DAMNED FACE SHUT IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!! SignatureWound Up Wound Up <putherinthatbucket@swbell.net> wrote in news:41EFEEF7.1030508 @swbell.net: > I wonder what the flat-earth society's take on the matter is?? I'm reasonably sure that the original International Flat Earth Society (a.k.a. the Zetetics), the one that consisted mostly of this weird old coot and his daughter, holed up in the desert near Lancaster, California, is no more. Some other organization expropriated the name for their website but I don't think they have any legitimate claim to it. You can get some data here: http://www.talkorigins.org/faqs/flatearth.html SignatureVisit http://tinyurl.com/3sjb4 to sponsor me in the February 12, 2005 Vermont Special Olympics "Penguin Plunge". All donations are greatly appreciated. > Let's mix it up, shall we? I mean, seeing all this trollish > crossposting has stirred up such inspiration... I thought I'd take the [quoted text clipped - 69 lines] > understand the value of it. IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE. AND I'LL GLUE YOUR > GOD DAMNED FACE SHUT IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!! I forgot to add, Gibson is better than Fender, by the way. winnard <Wound Up's rant snipped> >> Wound Up > > I forgot to add, Gibson is better than Fender, by the way. > > winnard What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both great, just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC > What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both great, > just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. Out of curiousity, which do you own? SignatureVisit http://tinyurl.com/3sjb4 to sponsor me in the February 12, 2005 Vermont Special Olympics "Penguin Plunge". All donations are greatly appreciated. >> What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both >> great, just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. > > Out of curiousity, which do you own? I currently own and play a '97 Roadhouse Stratocaster; I've previously owned a '71 Gibson SG Special. I also own a vintage Danelectro and a customized '70s Guild S100. I've played countless Strats, Teles, Les Pauls, ES335s, etc. and they're all great guitars in their own right. Now if I had the money, I'd go out and get a Paul Reed Smith. Regards, Joe > >> What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both > >> great, just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > > Now if I had the money, I'd go out and get a Paul Reed Smith. A Paul Reed Smith is about as fashionable as one of those Livestrong bracelets, and as flashy as '77 Thunderbird with whitewall tires. winnard "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:pKZHd.37$A_.21 @okepread03: >> >> What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both >> >> great, just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > > winnard Uh, moron, it's one of the best-playing guitars you can buy. Regards, Joe > "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:pKZHd.37$A_.21 > @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > Uh, moron, it's one of the best-playing guitars you can buy. Wrong. It's a poser guitar. winnard "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 @okepread03: >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:pKZHd.37$A_.21 >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 26 lines] > > winnard LOL! Another wannabe guitar know-it-all. Moron. > "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 > @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 34 lines] > > LOL! Another wannabe guitar know-it-all. Moron. I know enough about them to know PRS is way overrated. Couple one with a Mesa Booger and the tone is muddier than the Missippi River. winnard >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 43 lines] > > winnard Obviously, you don't know how to set that combo up. But now I'm curious. What's _your_ idea of a good guitar/amp combo, not to mention a good player? Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC > >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 > >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > curious. What's _your_ idea of a good guitar/amp combo, not to > mention a good player? http://www.members.cox.net/8track1/lespaulmarshall.jpg Anyone who touches this combo is a guitar god. winnard >> >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 >> >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 55 lines] > > winnard Very nice combo. But I wouldn't go so far as your 'guitar god' claim. I've heard lots of people who thought they could play that made that combo sound like dogshit. So what year is the LP and the Marshall? > >> >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 > >> >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 59 lines] > I've heard lots of people who thought they could play that made that > combo sound like dogshit. So what year is the LP and the Marshall? The LP is 1993 the Marshall is 1972 model 1987 50 watt. winnard "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:mlkId.993$A_.871 @okepread03: >> >> >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Ap7Id.939$A_.644 >> >> >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 63 lines] > > winnard Cool. I've got a '67 Danelectro Convertible, a '71 Guild S100 (SG clone), a '97 Roadhouse Strat, and a '72 Marshall 50W Combo with a single Celestion 12. Bought the Marshall new. >Obviously, you don't know how to set that combo up. But now I'm >curious. What's _your_ idea of a good guitar/amp combo, not to >mention a good player? No sh.t! PRS coupled with a MB setup would kick a.s. Yeah, I've always been a Fender guy but the PRS's are just too sweet. But hey, what do I know, I'm an acoustic guy anyway :-) ///Mike TS #63 1993 BMW 525i http://community.webshots.com/user/mpompe2 Pics of all the old cars - Newly updated >>Obviously, you don't know how to set that combo up. But now I'm >>curious. What's _your_ idea of a good guitar/amp combo, not to [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > http://community.webshots.com/user/mpompe2 > Pics of all the old cars - Newly updated Mike, you're full of crap! I distinctly remember pix of your Tele and drooling over it. :) I'll have to send you a pic of my '97 Roadhouse Strat one of these days. It's got the TexMex pickups (ala Stevie Ray) and sounds out of this world. Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC >Joe was cut from the Baylor football team for saying... >>"winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in >> I forgot to add, Gibson is better than Fender, by the way. >What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both great, >just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. "Just like" two brands of vehicle that routinely suck? Trent Chairborne "Nine of Diamonds" Ranger ...To be a great NCO, you need three bones: a backbone, a wishbone and a funny bone. >>Joe was cut from the Baylor football team for saying... >>>"winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > ...To be a great NCO, you need three bones: a backbone, a wishbone > and a funny bone. Trent, why'd your parent(s) give you somebody else's last name for a first name? BTW, your sig's missing the most importane "bone". But I guess that's to be expected. Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC >Joe was cut from the Baylor football team for saying... >>woodruffs@cableone.net (Trent Woodruff) wrote in >>>Joe was cut from the Baylor football team for saying... >>>>"winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in >>>> I forgot to add, Gibson is better than Fender, by the way. >>>What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both >>>great, just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. >> "Just like" two brands of vehicle that routinely suck? >Trent, why'd your parent(s) give you somebody else's last name for a >first name? Because they knew I was going to be a very unique and eclectic individual. And they were weird. >BTW, your sig's missing the most importane "bone". But I guess that's >to be expected. You have your priorities, and I have mine. Trent Chairborne "Nine of Diamonds" Ranger ...To be a great NCO, you need three bones: a backbone, a wishbone and a funny bone. > <Wound Up's rant snipped> > [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] > What are you, a _complete_ moron? Gibson and Fenders are both great, > just different. Just like Fords and Dodges. Indeed. Or Bud and Miller. > Joe > Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies > Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC Zaphod Beeblebrox <victor.kingNOSPAM@comcast.net> You're digging it round, when it aughta Be SQUARE >> <Wound Up's rant snipped> >> [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > >Indeed. Or Bud and Miller. that would be like comparing Yugo to Le car.. ---- "I'd rather take a hit in the mouth than throw a pick," Kyle Orton "education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance" --Will Durant "people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to " Jerry Seinfeld "If we don't have a sense of humor, we can't have a sense of perspective --Wayne Thiboux "the glass is not only half full the first half was delicious" -- Me To Reply: Scrape off the end bits... > Zaphod Beeblebrox <victor.kingNOSPAM@comcast.net> You're digging it > round, when it aughta Be SQUARE [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] > > ---- <ridiculously long sig snipped> Out of curiosity, what wonderful vehicles do you guys drive? Joe Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC Joe <avoidingspam@nospam.com> You're digging it round, when it aughta Be SQUARE >> Zaphod Beeblebrox <victor.kingNOSPAM@comcast.net> You're digging it >> round, when it aughta Be SQUARE [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] >Calypso Green '93 5.0 LX AOD hatch with a few goodies >Black '03 Dakota 5.9 R/T CC well depends on what I'm doing... generally I drve things that range from 18 HP to a touch over 400... ---- "I'd rather take a hit in the mouth than throw a pick," Kyle Orton "education is the progressive discovery of our own ignorance" --Will Durant "people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to " Jerry Seinfeld "If we don't have a sense of humor, we can't have a sense of perspective --Wayne Thiboux "the glass is not only half full the first half was delicious" -- Me To Reply: Scrape off the end bits... > Let's mix it up, shall we? I mean, seeing all this trollish crossposting > has stirred up such inspiration... I thought I'd take the initiative to [quoted text clipped - 69 lines] > understand the value of it. IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE. AND I'LL GLUE YOUR > GOD DAMNED FACE SHUT IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!! Interesting, try 2 aspirin and a half gallon of Pepmo, that should clear up all the sh.t that just fell out of your mouth. SignatureMoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- <my rant snipped> > Interesting, try 2 aspirin and a half gallon of Pepmo, that should clear up > all the sh.t that just fell out of your mouth. It was a long-winded, sardonic joke. I now refer you to a dictionary, and to that sense of humor I know you have. Lighten up, Mopar guy. My grandpappy built Chryslers for almost 35 years. Does that make you feel any better? If it doesn't, I would recommend a fleet home enema kit to loosen the pole that is apparently wedged quite securely up your considerable a.s. SignatureWound Up 1967 Mustang Coupe, restored & modified "A pessimist is just a well-informed optimist." - Anonymous > Let's mix it up, shall we? I mean, seeing all this trollish > crossposting has stirred up such inspiration... I thought I'd take the [quoted text clipped - 69 lines] > don't understand the value of it. IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE. AND I'LL > GLUE YOUR GOD DAMNED FACE SHUT IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!! So does Bellichick like f.cking dogs? SignatureJefferson N. Glapski http://www.glapski.com don't encourage this Ahole "Wound Up" <putherinthatbucket@swbell.net> wrote in message news:41EFEEF7.1030508@swbell.net... > Let's mix it up, shall we? I mean, seeing all this trollish > crossposting has stirred up such inspiration... I thought I'd take the [quoted text clipped - 52 lines] > to do with your lives when your glory days end? I'LL TELL YA. YOU'LL > BE LIVING ON A STEADY DIET OF GOVERNMENT CHEESE, IN A -VAN- DOWN BY THE > RIVER!!!! > [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > understand the value of it. IGNORANCE IS NO EXCUSE. AND I'LL GLUE YOUR > GOD DAMNED FACE SHUT IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE!! Yeah don't encourage the "ahole"... wouldn't want him to show your pathetic a.ses up or anything. -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > don't encourage this Ahole > [quoted text clipped - 135 lines] > > -- > > Wound Up Thanks, Mike. So many missed the point, it just makes me shake my head, again. The troll got it, and played along. Then an OT guitar discussion ensued (shrug). Some moron in the cats group in-text replied to me, spending an hour showing how hypocritical vegans are. What does it TAKE? Judging by this, toilet humor would have been a big hit. I thought I might get a chuckle or two. People have a hard time stopping and thinking for 5 sec., and not just reacting. It usually takes a loud noise or a threat to really get people's attention. Reminds me of training dogs, or chasing raccoons off the porch :) > Yeah don't encourage the "ahole"... wouldn't want him to show your pathetic > a.ses up or anything. [quoted text clipped - 256 lines] >>>-- >>>Wound Up SignatureWound Up 1967 Mustang Coupe, restored & modified "A pessimist is just a well-informed optimist." - Anonymous > Thanks, Mike. > [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > takes a loud noise or a threat to really get people's attention. > Reminds me of training dogs, or chasing raccoons off the porch Raccoons are a valuable part of our eco-system! How dare you chase them off your porch! They are responsible for.....;^) >>Thanks, Mike. >> [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > Raccoons are a valuable part of our eco-system! How dare you chase them off > your porch! They are responsible for.....;^) (Thinking of Johnny - Ed McMahon voice - 'Yes!!! Heh heh heh heh!!') SignatureWound Up 1967 Mustang Coupe, restored & modified "A pessimist is just a well-informed optimist." - Anonymous To all of you who didn't understand this post, I will explain it just once. To be respectful, I won't cross-post this thread again. No replies will be given. It was sardonic humor. http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sardonic It was a ridiculous portrait of ridiculous Usenet. It was a human, laughing at other humans, and at himself in the process. The newsgroups were incidental. The message was mostly implicit, and I thought it was very clear. Before you call me "idiot" or "ahole" or whatever else, please re-consider why you would. Loosen up. Stop taking yourselves so seriously. Consider the possibility that a humorous jab does not always have the label "humorous jab" on it. Work on differentiating the real from the contrived, seriousness from sarcasm, and the straightforward from the oblique. Depending upon the degree of your specific deficiency, continued work on these mental exercises may save you from loss of esteem from your peers, unnecessary embarrassment, expense, or even physical harm. Some truly have none at all, but we all generally have different senses of humor. Some are more sophisticated than to be limited to the common, formulaic punch line or slapstick variety that permeates popular culture. If you're still confused, incredulous, angry or otherwise perturbed, I DON'T CARE > don't encourage this Ahole > [quoted text clipped - 237 lines] > > OTHERWISE!! SignatureWound Up 1967 Mustang Coupe, restored & modified "A pessimist is just a well-informed optimist." - Anonymous > To all of you who didn't understand this post, I will explain it just > once. To be respectful, I won't cross-post this thread again. No replies > will be given. Snippage: Who cares, fords still suck. SignatureMoParMaN---Remove Clothes To Reply! --SCUD Coordinates 32.61204 North: 96.92993 West-- > > To all of you who didn't understand this post, I will explain it just > > once. To be respectful, I won't cross-post this thread again. No replies [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > Who cares, fords still suck. Most Of Parts Are Recycled. SignatureCobraJet Thunder Snake #1 Yay CobraJet pokes his head back in RAMFM =))) and with a funny too! -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > > > To all of you who didn't understand this post, I will explain it just > > > once. To be respectful, I won't cross-post this thread again. No replies [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] > CobraJet > Thunder Snake #1 >>><drivel snipped> >> [quoted text clipped - 16 lines] > > winnard Perhapse you like to get your Kia's a.s kicked by a post 100K mile Mustang? Signature3) If it were My Mustang, I would have yanked the stupid xxxxx out of her beater and beat in her doors with her face. - SVTKate Nevermind the facts, JS, just give me the details! >> <drivel snipped> > > A troll in the college football group wants to sling some sh.t, > someone drags the dodge truck group in, and now you wanna talk > about the quality of our group? (which, by the way, isn't a > "chatroom") I see's smiley faces, LOL's, and ROTFLMAOLFF's and I say's chatroom. > I have nothing against Dodges, and am really brand loyal. I > like my Mustangs, and so I spend some time with these fine folks [quoted text clipped - 8 lines] > is the best food because I say so." That only works if you're > in a cult. You shouldn't assume I'm not a cult. > Be blind if you wish.. I could care less, but if you don't like > the company here, go home. Nobody's making you post here or > read the cross-posts. Or, you could be civil, polite, and hang > out. There are a lot of regulars who don't own a Mustang > here... it's not a pre-requisite. Lighten up, pla. It's just the internet. Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." Dangit JS... why do you have to be so polite!!! *wink* Kate | > <drivel snipped> | [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] | | JS Well said, JS. Patrick '93 Cobra > > <drivel snipped> > [quoted text clipped - 19 lines] > > JS Yea Bill , you may be right. BUT since we like it here and you dont... why don'tcha go play somewhere else. Kate | Nevermind the facts, , just give me the details! | [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] | Truly, one of the saddest testimonies on the quality of this | chatroom. > Nevermind the facts, , just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Truly, one of the saddest testimonies on the quality of this > chatroom. This is not a chatroom, and 442 was not only not an engine size but was no where near the largest CID for an American car. Signature3) If it were My Mustang, I would have yanked the stupid xxxxx out of her beater and beat in her doors with her face. - SVTKate Nevermind the facts, WindsorFox[SS], just give me the details! >> Nevermind the facts, , just give me the details! >> [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > size > but was no where near the largest CID for an American car. 442 sure as hell sounds better than 5 litres. Litres is french for gallon. Why would you name an engine by the size of the gas tank? And I know 442 wasn't the biggest. Any moran knows that. Hell, my pop had a 454 casul. Signaturemutt "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." "moran". MORON. -Mike -- A happy kid behind the wheel of a 98 Mustang GT Cold air intake FRPP 3.73 gears Steeda Tri-Ax Shifter Flowmaster 40 Series mufflers (self-installed woohoo) Hi-speed fan switch 255/60R-15 rear tires Subframe connectors Aluminum adjustable clutch quadrant > Nevermind the facts, WindsorFox[SS], just give me the details! > [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > "By the unwinking red eye of Ra." > "moran". MORON. > > -Mike Idot. winnard "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Zn7Id.938$A_.855 @okepread03: >> "moran". MORON. >> [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > > winnard LOL! A fabulous example of a true moron trying to call someone an idiot. Too funny. Thanks for the laughs, putz. > "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Zn7Id.938$A_.855 > @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Thanks for the laughs, putz. You misplet moran. SignatureJefferson N. Glapski http://www.glapski.com >> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Zn7Id.938$A_.855 >> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > You misplet moran. Ah, namecalling time. OK, I'll play. You smegma-licking turd. Best Regards, Joe >>> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Zn7Id.938$A_.855 >>> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > Best Regards, > Joe The point was "misplet", moran. > The point was "misplet", moran. make entire threads such as this disappear. http://groups-beta.google.com/group/soc.culture.indian/msg/11de3b46de2400a3 >> The point was "misplet", moran. > > make entire threads such as this disappear. Sorry, but he still mispled moran. ;^) "Nosey" <kfrei43@removethis.hotmail.com> wrote in news:6CsId.22074 $iC4.12862@newssvr30.news.prodigy.com: >>>> "winnard" <8track1NO@SPAMcox.net> wrote in news:Zn7Id.938$A_.855 >>>> @okepread03: [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > The point was "misplet", moran. Nosey, go play with Red's "machine". 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