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Car Forum / Ford / Ford Mustang / August 2006Driving like an @$$h0le
So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the cow orkers if they'd like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 a pop. I had no takers, so I did it myself. Whoo doggies! Driving doughnuts is some fun stuff! It caused me, however, to grow an instaneous mullet and Lynyrd Skynyrd starting playing on the radio when I did it. I'm back to driving like an accountant in the morning. - Max - ======= My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. - Huey Freeman LOL.. Poor thing... you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape. Kate : So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie if my : current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. On the way [quoted text clipped - 15 lines] : sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing : down around you. - Huey Freeman "Kate" <Kate@dub.dub.dub.com (please ask)> done said: >: So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie >: if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Poor thing... > you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape. C'mere, you. I hope you don't mind Skoal breath. - Max - ======= My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. - Huey Freeman : "Kate" <Kate@dub.dub.dub.com (please ask)> done said: : [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] : : I hope you don't mind Skoal breath. LOL! Hon.. you're playin with fire > LOL.. > Poor thing... > you forgot to go ravish a woman before you took off your cape. Luis- They raped the fields and pillaged the women. Lucien- those are some bad men. From Cheech and Chong's "The Corsican Brothers".  SignatureScott W. '68 Ranchero 500 302 '69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W ThunderSnake #57 http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/ > So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie if my > current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. On the way [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > - Max - > ======= So do you live in a single or a double wide? DB "dirtbag" <dirtbag@bagger.com> done said: >> So I'm buying new tires tomorrow, so I really don't give a rat's patootie >> if my current set (Bridgestone Potenzas, 50K miles) are treated with TLC. [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] > > So do you live in a single or a double wide? Boy, you think I'm made of money? Man, I'd surely like one of them sweet doublewides, the kind with the cedar wood deck. Junior, get off your sister and bring your old man a beer . . . and don't shake it up this time, or I'll rip you a new one, you hear me, boy? Do not touch the trim[1]. - Max - ======= [1] If you don't watch Squidbillies, you will have to trust me -- that line is funny! > "dirtbag" <dirtbag@bagger.com> done said: > [quoted text clipped - 22 lines] > > - Max - Now that's funny! Touche! (I was just buting your choppers!) > (I was just buting your choppers!) errrr...busting.....dammed arthritis!!! : > (I was just buting your choppers!) : : errrr...busting.....dammed arthritis!!! Time for a new keyboard. K. "Kate" <Kate@dub.dub.dub.com (please ask)> > Time for a new keyboard. Too much one handed typing. LMAO! j/k SignatureScott W. '68 Ranchero 500 302 '69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W ThunderSnake #57 http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/ If anyone must know, it's a single wide with a 700 square foot addition in progress... Where I live, this is an acceptable, affordable housing alternative. My 18 year old son just purchased a 16X80 on it's own lot for $157K (and some of you dorks can barely afford car payments). He ain't boinking his sister and I'm not his uncle at the same time. A "starter" home will set you back $250K in our town. Try that on for size. Joke all you want... renting is a real smart alternative to owning, right? > "Kate" <Kate@dub.dub.dub.com (please ask)> >> Time for a new keyboard. > > Too much one handed typing. LMAO! j/k : If anyone must know, it's a single wide with a 700 square foot addition in : progress... Where I live, this is an acceptable, affordable housing [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] : : Joke all you want... renting is a real smart alternative to owning, right? Dang Jim... Where abouts are you that a starter costs that much? > : If anyone must know, it's a single wide with a 700 square foot addition > in [quoted text clipped - 12 lines] > Dang Jim... > Where abouts are you that a starter costs that much? Jim is in Canada, those could be Canadian dollars. Do some checking, anywhere near most urban areas in the US a starter home starts out over $250K US these days... : "dirtbag" <dirtbag@bagger.com> done said: : [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] : [1] If you don't watch Squidbillies, you : will have to trust me -- that line is funny! Well hell man, if you ain't got a double wide, I sure do hope you got one of them ex-pandoes! Kate "Kate" <Kate@dub.dub.dub.com (please ask)> done said: >: "dirtbag" <dirtbag@bagger.com> done said: >: [quoted text clipped - 25 lines] > Well hell man, if you ain't got a double wide, I sure do hope you got one of > > them ex-pandoes! I'm waiting for my settlement to come in from when I slipped on pee down at the Wal-Mart. When I get that and add it to my disability money, then I'll be sittin' pretty. I might even get me a two-storey trailer. - Max - ======= My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. - Huey Freeman > I'm waiting for my settlement to come in from when I slipped on pee down at the > Wal-Mart. When I get that and add it to my disability money, then I'll be > sittin' pretty. I might even get me a two-storey trailer. > > - Max - You guys and gals are really funny! : > I'm waiting for my settlement to come in from when I slipped on pee down at the : > Wal-Mart. When I get that and add it to my disability money, then I'll be [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] : : You guys and gals are really funny! It runs in the (Ford) family LOL > On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the > cow orkers if they'd like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 > a pop. I don't know what a "cow orker" is, but it sounds nasty! ;-) -- J >> On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the >> cow orkers if they'd like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 >> a pop. > > I don't know what a "cow orker" is, but it sounds nasty! ;-) I'm not sure what orking is, but I don't think I'd want to do it to a cow. Course a midget could probably make some money doing this in Tijuana. SignatureScott W. '68 Ranchero 500 302 '69 Mustang Sportsroof 351W ThunderSnake #57 http://home.comcast.net/~vanguard92/ "Jim J" <nunyas@nowhere.huh> done said: >> On the way out the door this afternoon, I asked the >> cow orkers if they'd like to leave rubber in the parking lot for $5.00 >> a pop. > > I don't know what a "cow orker" is, but it sounds nasty! ;-) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cow-orker When some people see the word "coworker" they think it means the same as "co-worker." But it doesn't. Coworker is from the Olde English expression, "cow orker," as in the following sentence that is best read with a cockney accent, "I ain't workin' with 'im! He's a bloody cow orker!" - Scott Adams. BTW, I picked up a set of Bridgestone Potenza 960s. - Max - ======= My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and send the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you. - Huey Freeman |
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