Nah - that will just make them run better -

I understand that the new Fords come with heated bumpers-
so you won't get cold hands when you have to push them home.

Don't feed the trolls

Texas Parts Guy

It would still be a ford truck, it would look pretty stupid to me with
dodge emblems on it.  Dodges look fine with dodge emblems, and fords
look even better with ford emblems.  I think its retarted to put the
wrong label on something.  BTW, my fords run fine and look fine.  Also,
my 165,000 mile '94 F150 has no problems wearing out the dodges.  Thats
with the stock motor, stock tranny, and I just rebuilt the rear end 1000
miles ago when a side gear broke.  It looks a helluva lot better than
any dodge i've ever seen too, but thats my opinion(and just like an
a.shole, everyone has one of those).
Erik D.

The real joke is owning a ford.Hope i pissed off all you ford owners.

Baking potatoes the automotive industry way:

How a Honda employee bakes a potato:

Preheat new, high-quality oven to 350 F.  Insert Idaho potato.  Go do
something productive for 45 minutes. Check for doneness, and then remove
perfectly baked potato from oven and serve.

How a GM employee bakes a potato:

Instruct an Idaho potato supplier to preheat the oven to 350 F. Demand that
the supplier show you how he turned the dial to reach 350F, and have him
come up with documentation from the oven manufacturer proving that it was
calibrated properly.  Review documentation, then have supplier check the
temperature using sophisticated temperature probe.   Direct supplier to
insert potato and set timer for 45 minutes. Have supplier open oven to prove
potato has been installed correctly, and request a free study proving that
45 minutes is the ideal time to bake a potato of this size.

Check potato for doneness after 10 minutes.

Check potato for doneness after 11 minutes.

Check potato for doneness after 12 minutes.

Become impatient with supplier (why is this simple potato taking so long to
bake?). Demand status reports every five minutes.  Check potato for doneness
after 15 minutes... After 35 minutes, conclude that potato is nearing
completion. Congratulate supplier, and then update your boss on all the
great work you've done, despite having to work with such an uncooperative
supplier. Remove potato from oven after 40 minutes of baking, as a cost
savings; without loss of function or quality versus the original 45 minute
baking time. Serve potato.

Wonder aloud what on earth those Japanese folks are doing over there to make
such good low-cost baked potatoes that people seem to like better than GM
potatoes.

Daimler Chrysler's Baked Potatoes:

Design great looking potato. Include sour cream, bacon bits, chives, and
cheese. Bean counters then create MCM system. Engineers spend 2 years
looking for ways to take out sour cream, bacon bits, chives, and cheese.
Engineers find cheap imitation chives from Japanese supplier. Management
commands engineers to use expensive, over-engineered German bacon bits to
help prop up weak German suppliers. Sell potato with cheap imitation chives,
no sour cream, cheese or expensive German bacon bits. Potato rots so fast
customer swears never to buy another DCX potato.

Ford's Baked Potatoes:

Engineers create plain looking, "everyman" potato.  Sold as "green"
alternative to French Fries. When micro waved, potato explodes, causing
death and injury to customers and bringing end to 100-year potato and
butter-supplier relationship, Lawyers flourish.