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Fat Boy - 16 Mar 2006 15:23 GMT

I have an extended cab F 150 and I live in the Tennessee desert, where
country and western music is king! What kind of truck do yall have? I
won a egg roll eatin contest the other day and my wife compained that I
had ate myself into a burping stupor. I came home and had a few family
packs of Hostess Ho Hos and she didnt like that neither! She said I
was stuffing my face with chocolate covered lard! I had to put new
shocks on my truck to support my weight. I only weighs 400 pounds.
That aint too much is it? Everybody around here is large.

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Advocate - 16 Mar 2006 19:33 GMT

>I have an extended cab F 150 and I live in the Tennessee desert, where
> country and western music is king! What kind of truck do yall have? I
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> shocks on my truck to support my weight. I only weighs 400 pounds.
> That aint too much is it? Everybody around here is large.

But we still love ya Fat Boy...If you ever come up north, I'll take you
fishing for bream, and we can split a 12 pack.

Do me a favor please. If you meet a dumbass know nothing driving a Honda
Civic, kick him in the a.s for me and I'll send you a case of Twinkies.

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DJ - 16 Mar 2006 20:12 GMT

>I have an extended cab F 150 and I live in the Tennessee desert, where
>country and western music is king! What kind of truck do yall have? I
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
>shocks on my truck to support my weight. I only weighs 400 pounds.
>That aint too much is it? Everybody around here is large.

40 things never said by a Southerner:

40. Oh I just couldn't. Hell, she's only sixteen
39. I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won't fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I'll have a Heineken.
35. We don't keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can't feed that to the dog.
32. I thought Graceland was tacky.
31. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not safe.
30. Wrasslin's fake.
29. Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?
28. We're vegetarians.
27. Do you think my gut is too big?
26. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead of biscuits and gravy.
25. Honey, we don't need another dog.
24. Who's Richard Petty?
23. Give me the small bag of pork rinds.
22. Too many deer heads detract from the decor.
21. Spittin is such a nasty habit.
20. I just couldn't find a thing at Walmart today.
19. Trim the fat off that steak.
18. Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.
17. The tires on that truck are too big.
16. I'll have the arugula and radicchio salad.
15. I've got it all on the C drive.
14. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
13. Would you like your salmon poached or broiled?
12. My fiance, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
11. I've got two cases of Zima for the Super Bowl.
10. Little Debbie snack cakes have too many fat grams.
09. Checkmate.
08. She's too young to be wearing a bikini.
07. Does the salad bar have bean sprouts?
06. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't seen.
05. I don't have a favorite college team.
04. Be sure to bring my salad dressing on the side.
03. I believe you cooked those green beans too long.
02. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Darla.
01. Nope, no more for me. I'm drivin tonight.

DJ

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Matt Macchiarolo - 17 Mar 2006 04:04 GMT

Hello, Colorado Boy.

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