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Bill - 06 Nov 2005 00:17 GMT
The car: 1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, 305, automatic, 70K miles.
Never wrecked, excellent body, frame, runs and drives
as original. Burning oil (probably seals).

Gentlemen,

These are probably a stupid questions. I am new to Chevrolet. Only had 2 in my
life, a 63 Corvair, and an 86 Astro 4.3L.

I would like to keep this 305 block in the car because the number match. This
is an original car.

But, I want to rebuild the engine for good street performance (AND decent
economy, currently 11-12 mpg). Most of the master engine overhaul kits I have
found (so far) are for the 350. Example: JC Whitney has a complete kit for
$151.99

http://www.jcwhitney.com/autoparts/Product/tf-VehicleBrowse/s-10101/Pr-p_Product
.CATENTRY_ID:2005487/showCustom-0/p-2005487/N-200730783+111+1977+600010813/c-101
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1st basic question: is the 350 a bored out 305? Are the cranks the same?

2ond basic question: is trying to keep this block (and numbers matching thing)
a waste of time?  Should I throw it away and get a 350?

Any experienced advice on Chevy hot rodding (on a budget) would be appreciated.

TIA
Bill
James Goforth - 06 Nov 2005 02:50 GMT
 I always thought the book "How to Hotrod Small Block Chevys," which
has been around forever, was about the best all around book for what
you're doing.
 I would put a very high priority on keeping the numbers-matching
engine, although you could just get a 350 to put in the car while
keeping the stock engine stored somewhere.
 Personally I've always thought the 305's were a pretty good engine
when in good condition.  I don't think they were known for being a gas
hog of the calibre yours seems to be, though--something's wrong there.
 The smoking could just be valve guide seals, easy to check for that
and they can be changed without tearing everything apart if you have the
proper tool.
Bill - 06 Nov 2005 16:54 GMT
Oh yeah, I remember seeing that book once. I will track one down. Thanks for
the tip on the numbers.

>  I always thought the book "How to Hotrod Small Block Chevys," which
>has been around forever, was about the best all around book for what
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>and they can be changed without tearing everything apart if you have the
>proper tool.
Scott - 06 Nov 2005 04:10 GMT
> The car: 1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, 305, automatic, 70K miles.
> Never wrecked, excellent body, frame, runs and drives
[quoted text clipped - 29 lines]
> TIA
> Bill

I had to search and see if 77 was the last year of the "real iron" or the
first year of the plastic bumpers.  You got the cool old iron.

The 350 and 305 share almost every part except the pistons.  You can't
bore a 305 to 350 the cylinders aren't that thick.  Cranks are the same.
Same stroke.

I used How to Rebuild your Small Block Chevy to build 4 motors.
It takes you through teardown, reconditioning, and reassembly. You
cant beat it.
With the low mileage of your motor I would try just replacing the valve
seals.  It would be so much easier than rebuilding the whole thing.

I hate to tell you but there is probably nothing you can do about the
mileage.  It is a big heavy car and not much you can do about that.
James Goforth - 06 Nov 2005 04:29 GMT
 I know it's not exactly an economy car, but eleven mpg still seems
pretty darn low.
 I've had several full-size chevy pickups of the same vintage which
would do better than that, 3/4 ton, 350 4bbl.
StingRay - 06 Nov 2005 05:30 GMT
>  I know it's not exactly an economy car, but eleven mpg still seems
> pretty darn low.
>  I've had several full-size chevy pickups of the same vintage which
> would do better than that, 3/4 ton, 350 4bbl.

I agree. I had a '74 Monte Carlo with the 350 engine, 4bbl & dual exhaust &
I got close to 30 m.p.g. on highway trips. In '74, the Monte Carlo was
considered an intermediate size vehicle, not a large one. It was also called
a "personal luxury" car.

I also agree with James on using "How to Hotrod Small Block Chevys"  as a
reference source. Here's one link where you can pick it up for $ 18.95. Hit
on the link and then click on Page 5. It's the first item on Page 5.

http://www.autobooks-aerobooks.com/framestuffer.htm?cars/gm1.asp~mainFrame
Scott - 06 Nov 2005 07:05 GMT
>>  I know it's not exactly an economy car, but eleven mpg still seems
>> pretty darn low.
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> I agree. I had a '74 Monte Carlo with the 350 engine, 4bbl & dual exhaust
> & I got close to 30 m.p.g. on highway trips.

That was about the mileage a Pinto of that vintage got.
A Monte Carlo of that year getting that kind of mileage
would be nothing less than a miracle.
gfulton - 06 Nov 2005 07:10 GMT
>>>  I know it's not exactly an economy car, but eleven mpg still seems
>>> pretty darn low.
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> A Monte Carlo of that year getting that kind of mileage
> would be nothing less than a miracle.

Absolutely.  There just isn't any way.
WVK - 19 Nov 2005 17:55 GMT
>>>> I know it's not exactly an economy car, but eleven mpg still seems
>>>>pretty darn low.
[quoted text clipped - 9 lines]
>
> Absolutely.  There just isn't any way.

I had a 73 Malibu SS 350 4 bbl & dual exhaust. Got 14.7 MPG doing a
steady 55 on the NJ Turnpike,

WVK
Grayfox - 19 Nov 2005 18:23 GMT
> I had a 73 Malibu SS 350 4 bbl & dual exhaust. Got 14.7 MPG doing a
> steady 55 on the NJ Turnpike,
>
> WVK

*lol* That's too bad! You have our sympathy! Not many people would admit
to owning what was arguably the ugliest Malibu ever built!
WVK - 19 Nov 2005 22:46 GMT
>> I had a 73 Malibu SS 350 4 bbl & dual exhaust. Got 14.7 MPG doing a
>> steady 55 on the NJ Turnpike,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> *lol* That's too bad! You have our sympathy! Not many people would admit
> to owning what was arguably the ugliest Malibu ever built!

Yes ugly and a dog, ended up with the ex wife.
StingRay - 06 Nov 2005 19:02 GMT
> That was about the mileage a Pinto of that vintage got.
> A Monte Carlo of that year getting that kind of mileage
> would be nothing less than a miracle.

>Absolutely.  There just isn't any way.

> That is pure BS, 30 MPG on a trip with a Monte. You have very bad math
> skills or wishfull thinking.

I always find it fascinating that Bozo's like you three challenge someone's
credibility without substantiating your comments.  Scott, you are quoted as
saying "I had to search and see if 77 was the last year of the "real iron"
or the
first year of the plastic bumpers."  Funny how you had to look that up, yet
you claim to know that my mileage figure is inaccurate. How did you become
an expert on Monte Carlo's so quickly? So what was the mileage of the '74
Monte Carlo then Scott? Put up (with a credible source) or shut up Scott! I
challenge you.

You go on to say "It is a big heavy car and not much you can do about that."
What was the car's weight Scott? What was the H.P. of the 350? What was the
torque? Did the Car have a catalytic converter? Or did it still run unleaded
fuel?

gfulton & TheSnoman are simply jumping on the bandwagon, for no particular
reason other than they doubt the veracity of my comments simply because they
never owned a '74 Monte Carlo and they just don't know anything about it.
They are speaking from simple ignorance of the issue and lack of knowledge
and experience. They would have been better off remaining quiet and
appearing stupid, than opening their mouths and removing all doubt. It's
easy to flame someone when you weren't there and didn't do that. But it's
quite another thing to support your cheap shots with credible evidence.

So there you have it kiddies - put up or apologize and shut up, when you
don't know what you're talking about!  In conclusion, "I had a '74 Monte
Carlo with the 350 engine, 4bbl & dual exhaust & I got close to 30 m.p.g. on
highway trips."  And that's a fact, so I know that it can't be proven wrong.
Who's spewing "pure BS" now "TheSnoMan"? ;-)
StingRay - 06 Nov 2005 19:08 GMT
>Or did it still run unleaded  fuel?

Before the 3 stooges flame me again, that should have read "Or did it still
run leaded fuel?"
Mike Hunter - 06 Nov 2005 20:41 GMT
As a point of interest I still own a 1971 Pinto with nearly 330k on the
clock.  As to fuel mileage my 2005 Lincoln LS does as well on the highway as
does the Pinto, around 27 MPG.   Old cars can not come close to todays cars
in terms of reliability, longevity, safety and fuel mileage.  In the fifties
the warranty was 30 days or 1,000 miles WOF.  Oil needed to be changed every
1,000 miles, Plugs points, tires and shocks around 10,000 and the rings need
to be changed at 50,000.  Today oil changes are at 5,000 miles or six months
and  most any car from any manufacture will easily go 100K before needing to
be tuned and they all will easily last to 200K or more given the proper
preventive maintenance.  ;)

mike hunt

>> That was about the mileage a Pinto of that vintage got.
>> A Monte Carlo of that year getting that kind of mileage
[quoted text clipped - 35 lines]
> on highway trips."  And that's a fact, so I know that it can't be proven
> wrong. Who's spewing "pure BS" now "TheSnoMan"? ;-)
StingRay - 06 Nov 2005 22:10 GMT
> As a point of interest I still own a 1971 Pinto with nearly 330k on the
> clock.  As to fuel mileage my 2005 Lincoln LS does as well on the highway
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
>
> mike hunt

Thanks for your knowledgeable input Mike. It's refreshing to see someone
give another NG member the benefit of the doubt.  I was po'd when the 3 guys
ripped into me, but I knew why they were amazed at my claim and chose to rip
me. I was going to wait until those other three called me a liar again, but
given your politeness, I'll tip my hand now. As you can see from my I.P.
address, I'm from Canada. Prior to converting to the dreaded metric system
of measurement, Canada used the Imperial gallon at the gas pump. By
comparison, the U.S. gallon was .8327 of an Imperial gallon. As I stated, my
'74 Monte Carlo got close to 30 m.p.g. on longer trips. 30 miles per
Imperial gallon equates to 24.981 miles per U.S. gallon. I told the truth
from the outset, but the 3 guys who flamed me chose to do so, rather than
try to understand why I got 30 m.p.g. To them I say "Things are not always
what they seem".  ;-)
Scott - 06 Nov 2005 22:40 GMT
>> That was about the mileage a Pinto of that vintage got.
>> A Monte Carlo of that year getting that kind of mileage
>> would be nothing less than a miracle.

> You go on to say "It is a big heavy car and not much you can do about
> that." What was the car's weight Scott? What was the H.P. of the 350? What
> was the torque? Did the Car have a catalytic converter? Or did it still
> run unleaded fuel?

It is up to you to prove it.  I am not here making wild claims.

Just for fun I am asking the owners of similar models at the Monte
Carlo owners club what kind of mileage they get with their cars.

Will post the replys here.
StingRay - 07 Nov 2005 02:46 GMT
>"Scott" <homealone.com> wrote in message
news:11mrapbrt9cme18@corp.supernews.com...
>> That was about the mileage a Pinto of that vintage got.
>> A Monte Carlo of that year getting that kind of mileage
>> would be nothing less than a miracle.

>>"gfulton" <lbfulton@alltel.net> wrote in message
news:c9c4f$436dac82$438cfe35$17674@ALLTEL.NET...

>>Absolutely.  There just isn't any way.

>> That is pure BS, 30 MPG on a trip with a Monte. You have very bad math
>> skills or wishfull thinking.

>I always find it fascinating that Bozo's like you three challenge someone's
>credibility without substantiating your comments.  Scott, you are quoted as
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>Monte Carlo then Scott? Put up (with a credible source) or shut up Scott! I
>challenge you.

>You go on to say "It is a big heavy car and not much you can do about
>that." What was the car's weight Scott? What was the H.P. of the 350? What
>was the torque? Did the Car have a catalytic converter? Or did it still run
>unleaded fuel?

>gfulton & TheSnoman are simply jumping on the bandwagon, for no particular
>reason other than they doubt the veracity of my comments simply because
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>it's quite another thing to support your cheap shots with credible
>evidence.

>So there you have it kiddies - put up or apologize and shut up, when you
>don't know what you're talking about!  In conclusion, "I had a '74 Monte
>Carlo with the 350 engine, 4bbl & dual exhaust & I got close to 30 m.p.g.
>on highway trips."  And that's a fact, so I know that it can't be proven
>wrong. Who's spewing "pure BS" now "TheSnoMan"? ;-)

> It is up to you to prove it.  I am not here making wild claims.
>
> Just for fun I am asking the owners of similar models at the Monte
> Carlo owners club what kind of mileage they get with their cars.
>
> Will post the replys here.

First of all Scot, your computer clock has the wrong time because your
message above wasn't posted at 5:40PM. In keeping with your type of wild
accusations, did you reset your clock, so that you could pretend that you
wrote your response before reading my message at 5:10PM, in response to Mike
Hunter? What a dumb-a.s move Scot! But then, it tells me the type of
mentality we're dealing with here. ;-)  To make you look even sillier, I
will now repost the part of my 5:10PM message that you don't want to
acknowledge:

"Thanks for your knowledgeable input Mike. It's refreshing to see someone
give another NG member the benefit of the doubt.  I was po'd when the 3 guys
ripped into me, but I knew why they were amazed at my claim and chose to rip
me. I was going to wait until those other three called me a liar again, but
given your politeness, I'll tip my hand now. As you can see from my I.P.
address, I'm from Canada. Prior to converting to the dreaded metric system
of measurement, Canada used the Imperial gallon at the gas pump. By
comparison, the U.S. gallon was .8327 of an Imperial gallon. As I stated, my
'74 Monte Carlo got close to 30 m.p.g. on longer trips. 30 miles per
Imperial gallon equates to 24.981 miles per U.S. gallon. I told the truth
from the outset, but the 3 guys who flamed me chose to do so, rather than
try to understand why I got 30 m.p.g. To them I say "Things are not always
what they seem".  ;-) "

Do you understand what's going on now Scot? Are you ready to admit that you
were wrong? Be a man Scot - apologize for your mistake and let's get on with
our lives.
Scott - 07 Nov 2005 03:29 GMT
>>"Scott" <homealone.com> wrote in message
> news:11mrapbrt9cme18@corp.supernews.com...
[quoted text clipped - 74 lines]
> you were wrong? Be a man Scot - apologize for your mistake and let's get
> on with our lives.

Sure I understand.  You posted your mileage in Canadian gallons instead
of US gallons.  How are we to know?

I will apologize when hell freezes over.  All I said was mileage you claimed
would be a miracle and I was right.
Now try to get a life.

PS I have a hard time believing 25 mpg US on that boat also.
StingRay - 07 Nov 2005 03:48 GMT
> Sure I understand.  You posted your mileage in Canadian gallons instead
> of US gallons.  How are we to know?

Uh, because I'm from Canada. Duh!  Why would someone from Canada post their
mileage in U.S. gallons? Prior to metric conversion, I bought gas in
Imperial gallons. (Not Canadian gallons!!!) Scott, it may be news to you,
but this is an international NewsGroup, not a U.S. NewsGroup. That's how
you're to know.

> I will apologize when hell freezes over.  All I said was mileage you
> claimed
> would be a miracle and I was right.

Pride is a terrible thing Scott. No Scott, the mileage I posted was correct.
The miracle is that you are actually too dumb to see that. You are wrong
Scott. Hell just froze over.

> Now try to get a life.

Too proud to admit you were wrong Scott?  Repeat after me Scott: "You were
correct StingRay and I apologize." 'Nuff Said.

> PS I have a hard time believing 25 mpg US on that boat also.

Scott, please don't ask me to try rationalizing why you have a hard time
believing it. I owned the car Scott and got around 30 m.p.g. It's a fact
man. Get over it! ;-)

P.S. Are you sure that you are thinking of the right car Scott? Because it
really wasn't that big - it was an intermediate size car in its day.


aarcuda69062 - 07 Nov 2005 14:23 GMT
> > Sure I understand.  You posted your mileage in Canadian gallons instead
> > of US gallons.  How are we to know?
>
> Uh, because I'm from Canada. Duh!  

Duh yourself.

Here's what shows up in the headers:
"StingRay" <StingRay@Vette.com>

Exactly what in that header denotes that you're posting from
Canada?

Get over yourself already.
StingRay - 07 Nov 2005 18:35 GMT
> Duh yourself.
>
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
>
> Get over yourself already.

aarcuda69062, it's sad really to see you demonstrate to the entire NewsGroup
that you don't know how to access the full headers. Take a few lessons
"already"!
aarcuda69062 - 08 Nov 2005 00:19 GMT
> > Duh yourself.
> >
[quoted text clipped - 8 lines]
> aarcuda69062, it's sad really to see you demonstrate to the entire NewsGroup
> that you don't know how to access the full headers.

Even more sad that -that- is what you believe.
Where it gets totally pathetic is that you believe this to be
some sort of vindication for your bull sh.t.

lookee lookee, here's the headers;
Path:
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> Take a few lessons  "already"!

Here's one for you;
Not all news readers open full headers.

Here's another;
There -still- isn't any indication in [your] headers that you're
posting from Canaduh.

Lesson #3
You aren't important enough to justify opening full headers,
which certainly appears to explain the confusion.
StingRay - 08 Nov 2005 03:20 GMT
> lookee lookee, here's the headers;

You are so dumb man! You posted the I.S.P. number. Don't you know how to
read it?

>snip
>
> Here's one for you;
> Not all news readers open full headers.

You had the full headers. You just don't know how to read them.

> Here's another;
> There -still- isn't any indication in [your] headers that you're
> posting from Canaduh.

It's right there under your nose dumb-a.s! Do you need someone from
"Canaduh" to show you how to read I.S.P.'s? Your slur against our country
tells the entire NewsGroup a lot about you - redneck! You show us once again
that the definition of "Duh" = "aarcuda69062"

> Lesson #3
> You aren't important enough to justify opening full headers,
> which certainly appears to explain the confusion.

There is none so blind as he who will not see. Or in your case is too dumb
to see! ;-)  It's all there under your nose little man. Just as we all know
that your I.S.P. is

I.S.P. Southwestern Bell Internet Services,
Address:    2701 W 15th St PMB 236
City:       Plano
StateProv:  TX
PostalCode: 75075
Country:    US

Have you figured it out yet, you poor excuse for a man? You are one sorry
representative of an otherwise great country! Heh, heh!
aarcuda69062 - 08 Nov 2005 04:08 GMT
> > lookee lookee, here's the headers;
>
> You are so dumb man! You posted the I.S.P. number. Don't you know how to
> read it?

Why would anyone bother to memorize such minutia?
Because some wet dream might post about the fuel mileage he got
in his 1974 Monte-Hooptie?  That might be the high point of
-your- life, but certainly not anyone else's.

> > Here's one for you;
> > Not all news readers open full headers.
>
> You had the full headers. You just don't know how to read them.

This is your ID that shows in the header:
"StingRay" <StingRay@Vette.com>
It takes an entirely different menu command to open the full
header to reveal the ISP.  Not a question of who can and who
can't read headers, it's a matter of how apparent it was or
wasn't (it wasn't).


> > Here's another;
> > There -still- isn't any indication in [your] headers that you're
> > posting from Canaduh.
>
> It's right there under your nose dumb-a.s!

Actually, it wasn't, sh.t fer brains.
It takes a separate menu command to open the full header to show
your ISP.

>  Do you need someone from
> "Canaduh" to show you how to read I.S.P.'s?

You mean so we'll all know for sure whether you're talking about
imperial gallons or not?
<har>

> Your slur against our country
> tells the entire NewsGroup a lot about you - redneck!

Hate to break it to you but the "redneck" comment merely shows
how much you don't know about tracking down where a usenet post
originated from.

> You show us once again
> that the definition of "Duh" = "aarcuda69062"

So, according to you, we should all waste screen space, display
full headers on the off chance that some self absorbed nimrod
might be making claims about the fuel mileage he experienced
based upon measurements done in imperial gallons.
Again;
<har>

> > Lesson #3
> > You aren't important enough to justify opening full headers,
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> to see! ;-)  It's all there under your nose little man. Just as we all know
> that your I.S.P. is

Oooo, he's going to show us how smart he is....

> I.S.P. Southwestern Bell Internet Services,
> Address:    2701 W 15th St PMB 236
[quoted text clipped - 5 lines]
> Have you figured it out yet, you poor excuse for a man? You are one sorry
> representative of an otherwise great country! Heh, heh!

Yup, I've figured it out.
I'm no where near Texas, Missouri, Oklahoma, Arkansas, or Kansas
you techno-twit.
I DO NOT do business nor -can- I do business with Southwestern
Bell Internet Services (geographical impossibility), as a matter
of fact genius, you're at least 1200 miles off.  
Here's a clue for ya:
Southwestern Bell is a subsidiary of my parent ISP.
Nice try, thanks for playing, you lose, to bad.
StingRay - 08 Nov 2005 22:26 GMT
"arsecuDUH" <nonelson@sbcglobal.net> once again showed his lack of compter
savvy when he spewed in message
news:nonelson-68D827.22082307112005@newsclstr01.news.prodigy.com...
>> You are so dumb man! You posted the I.S.P. number. Don't you know how to
>> read it?
>
> Why would anyone bother to memorize such minutia?

Ooooh, minutia! We're truly impressed Bubba!

> Because some wet dream might post about the fuel mileage he got
> in his 1974 Monte-Hooptie?  That might be the high point of
> -your- life, but certainly not anyone else's.

Bubba, if I may speak in your language, UR anus may be the center of your
universe, but it's not ours. Although you have proven to be a perfect
a**hole! ;-)

>> You had the full headers. You just don't know how to read them.
>
[quoted text clipped - 4 lines]
> can't read headers, it's a matter of how apparent it was or
> wasn't (it wasn't).

Repeat after me Bubba -  StingRay, I don't know how to track someone by
their I.P. # and I'm too small a man to admit it. That's why I'm such a
Bubba.

>> It's right there under your nose dumb-a.s!
>
> Actually, it wasn't, sh.t fer brains.
> It takes a separate menu command to open the full header to show
> your ISP.

Just admit you don't know how Bubba. It does not take "a separate menu
command". That comment makes no sense whatsoever.

>>  Do you need someone from
>> "Canaduh" to show you how to read I.S.P.'s?
>
> You mean so we'll all know for sure whether you're talking about
> imperial gallons or not?
> <har>

Oh, I thought you said they were Canadian gallons before Bubba. Maybe you
can learn. ;-) <har>

>> Your slur against our country
>> tells the entire NewsGroup a lot about you - redneck!
>
> Hate to break it to you but the "redneck" comment merely shows
> how much you don't know about tracking down where a usenet post
> originated from.

Redneck has more to do with your boorish behaviour than your geographic
location Bubba.

>> You show us once again
>> that the definition of "Duh" = "aarcuda69062"
>
> So, according to you, we should all waste screen space, display
> full headers on the off chance that some self absorbed nimrod

If you don't want to waste bandwidth Bubba, stop posting your arcane
comments and hold your breath.

> might be making claims about the fuel mileage he experienced
> based upon measurements done in imperial gallons.

It seems that you're still shocked to learn that there are some measurements
in the world other than U.S. gallons.<har>

> Again;
> <har>

>> There is none so blind as he who will not see. Or in your case is too
>> dumb
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>
> Oooo, he's going to show us how smart he is....

Oooo, Bubba's going to show us how dumb he is....

>> I.S.P. Southwestern Bell Internet Services,
>> Address:    2701 W 15th St PMB 236
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> Southwestern Bell is a subsidiary of my parent ISP.
> Nice try, thanks for playing, you lose, to bad.

Bubba, you are truly as dumb as a stump. You've got it completely
a.s-backwards. Your I.S.P., rback8b.milwwi, is a subsidiary of Southwestern
Bell Internet Services and buys bandwidth from them.  S.B. is your ultimate
provider dumbass! You have once again proven that old adage "A little
learning is a dangerous thing". <har>
aarcuda69062 - 09 Nov 2005 01:06 GMT
> > Why would anyone bother to memorize such minutia?
>
> Ooooh, minutia! We're truly impressed Bubba!

That's a good thing stinkray, shame you couldn't achieve the same
results for yourself earlier in the thread.

> > Because some wet dream might post about the fuel mileage he got
> > in his 1974 Monte-Hooptie?  That might be the high point of
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> universe, but it's not ours. Although you have proven to be a perfect
> a**hole! ;-)

Of course I have, what else would a reasonable person expect from
someone such as yourself who needed to resort to derogatory
comments so early in a discussion?

> > This is your ID that shows in the header:
> > "StingRay" <StingRay@Vette.com>
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> their I.P. # and I'm too small a man to admit it. That's why I'm such a
> Bubba.

You still don't get it.  Probably never will.

> > Actually, it wasn't, sh.t fer brains.
> > It takes a separate menu command to open the full header to show
> > your ISP.
>
> Just admit you don't know how Bubba.

Why would I admit to not knowing how to do something when I've
already demonstrated in an earlier post and included in that post
that I do know how?  You're really starting to sound quite
desperate in your rationalizations.

> It does not take "a separate menu
> command". That comment makes no sense whatsoever.

Of course it makes no sense, you (obviously) have limited
knowledge of the various news readers being used and arrogantly
assume that everyone uses the same crap news reader that you do.

> > You mean so we'll all know for sure whether you're talking about
> > imperial gallons or not?
> > <har>
>
> Oh, I thought you said they were Canadian gallons before Bubba. Maybe you
> can learn. ;-) <har>

I never used the term "Canadian gallons."  Scott did, so as we've
seen before, you obviously aren't as smart as you think you are.
Of course, if you believe otherwise, post the message number
where I used the term "Canadian gallons."

> > Hate to break it to you but the "redneck" comment merely shows
> > how much you don't know about tracking down where a usenet post
> > originated from.
>
> Redneck has more to do with your boorish behaviour than your geographic
> location Bubba.

Good god, you're positively delusional.

> > So, according to you, we should all waste screen space, display
> > full headers on the off chance that some self absorbed nimrod
>
> If you don't want to waste bandwidth Bubba, stop posting your arcane
> comments and hold your breath.

When and where did I mention anything about "bandwidth?"
Choosing to NOT display full headers has nothing to do with
"bandwidth."
Some expert!

> > might be making claims about the fuel mileage he experienced
> > based upon measurements done in imperial gallons.
>
> It seems that you're still shocked to learn that there are some measurements
> in the world other than U.S. gallons.<har>

Not shocked at all.  What shocks me is that you'd make such an
issue when your country (admitted by you) doesn't even use that
unit of measurement anymore.

> > Oooo, he's going to show us how smart he is....
>
> Oooo, Bubba's going to show us how dumb he is....

Classic statement coming from someone who can't read the
attributes and confuses the few posters participating in this
thread.

> > Here's a clue for ya:
> > Southwestern Bell is a subsidiary of my parent ISP.
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> provider dumbass! You have once again proven that old adage "A little
> learning is a dangerous thing". <har>

Sorry, wrong again.
(maybe you looked up scott instead of me, because it wouldn't be
the first time you got us confused)
Do keep trying though, your hilarity is endless.
80 Knight - 08 Nov 2005 04:46 GMT
<Snip Crap>

> Here's another;
> There -still- isn't any indication in [your] headers that you're
> posting from Canaduh.

You know, I did not want to get in this little argument between you two, but
all I am going to say is you both seem like small children. Especially you
'aarcuda69062'. You get pissed at one person so you insult his country. I
happen to be Canadian and do not care much for your insult. Take your crap
up with the guy not his country.
aarcuda69062 - 08 Nov 2005 06:52 GMT
> <Snip Crap>
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
> happen to be Canadian and do not care much for your insult. Take your crap
> up with the guy not his country.

Well, if you resemble him, take offense.

Otherwise, bear in mind, he started with the insults, and if he
can't handle the insults, he shouldn't be using them.

As for my using the term "canaduh." he's the one who trotted out
the 'country' card...  guess the ice was thinner than he thought.

Since your countryman fancies himself to be such an expert (not)
have him teach you how to kill-file me if you find my posts so
distasteful.

No skin off my nose.
80 Knight - 08 Nov 2005 18:07 GMT
>> <Snip Crap>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 24 lines]
>
> No skin off my nose.

Hey, I found his 30mpg to be a little off too, and I did not think to look
at his headers, but that still does not warrant insulting his (my) entire
country. You yourself are acting pretty childish as well, yet you do not see
me insulting the USA. That was my point.
StingRay - 08 Nov 2005 22:47 GMT
> Hey, I found his 30mpg to be a little off too, and I did not think to look
> at his headers, but that still does not warrant insulting his (my) entire
> country. You yourself are acting pretty childish as well, yet you do not
> see me insulting the USA. That was my point.

80 Knight, this whole thread started when I responded to Bill's request for
help with his Monte Carlo, which he said was getting 11-12 m.p.g. He also
asked for help in finding an engine rebuild kit. I responded that "I got
close to 30 m.p.g. on highway trips" with my '74 Monte and I gave Bill a
link to an engine rebuild kit for his 305. So I was doing what this
NewsGroup was intended for. Helping a fellow hobbiest.  I failed to qualify
that we used Imperial gallons in Canada, prior to metric conversion and I
found myself under attack by no less than 3 people. I stand by the 30 m.p.g.
figure because I know that it is the truth. I clarified the Imperial gallon
issue and the 3 individuals who initially attacked my credibility stopped
their attacks, presumably because they found the numbers feasible.  Once the
whole issue seemed settled, "aarcuda69062" decided in his wisdom (or lack
thereof) to instigate further discussion by showing us all what a redneck
Bubba he is. 80 Knight, I have said nothing but the truth in trying to help
the original poster with his problem and I refuse to be flamed by the likes
of such low-brow Bubbas as "aarcuda69062". Canadians as a group are oft
accused of being apathetic when attacked, but I don't put up with dimwits
like "aarcuda69062". I am compelled to let him and his ilk know that when it
comes to a battle of wits, they are completely unarmed. I regret if my
poking fun at "aarcuda69062" has caused you or any other NewsGroup reader
undue distress. For your sake and the sake of the non-Bubbas in this
NewsGroup, I will now cease and desist my dialog with "aarcuda69062".
RSCamaro - 09 Nov 2005 00:55 GMT
>80 Knight, this whole thread started when I responded to Bill's request for
>help with his Monte Carlo, which he said was getting 11-12 m.p.g. He also
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>undue distress. For your sake and the sake of the non-Bubbas in this
>NewsGroup, I will now cease and desist my dialog with "aarcuda69062".

Excellent, you can blab like a 16 year old.  Now shut the F up and go
find something else to bitch about.  You got all indignant over
someone elses comments when you are the one who started with the whole
name calling episode.

(quote) "I always find it fascinating that Bozo's like you three
challenge someone's credibility without substantiating your comments".
(end quote).  

All you had to do was state that the fuel measure was in Imperial and
that would have pretty much been the end of the matter.  Is this how
the schools teach you to behave in Canada, leap before you look?
Maybe if you thought things through all the way the rest of us
wouldn't have to wade through the b.s.  

I personally find these little pissing matches entertaining, after all
it is only usenet, invented to allow information to be moved from
place to place efficiently no matter how immature the comments.

                              ...Ron
--
68' Camaro RS
88' Firebird Formula
00' Mustang GT Vert
StingRay - 09 Nov 2005 02:54 GMT
> Excellent, you can blab like a 16 year old.  Now shut the F up and go
> find something else to bitch about.  You got all indignant over
> someone elses comments when you are the one who started with the whole
> name calling episode.

Let me see now -  The first nasty word in the string was when "TheSnoMan"
wrote "That is pure BS, 30 MPG on a trip with a Monte." Well RSCamaro, that
may not be name calling, but it sure is inflammatory. My "Bozo" comment
followed that comment, if you care to be honest.

> (quote) "I always find it fascinating that Bozo's like you three
> challenge someone's credibility without substantiating your comments".
> (end quote).
>
> All you had to do was state that the fuel measure was in Imperial and
> that would have pretty much been the end of the matter.

Uh, RSCamaro, that's what I did, long before aarcuda69062
<nonelson@sbcglobal.net> entered the fray.

> Is this how
> the schools teach you to behave in Canada, leap before you look?

Yes RSCamaro, schools in Canada do teach us that the best defense is a good
offense. I know that no-one in the U.S. would leap before they looked. (for
weapons of mass destruction)

> Maybe if you thought things through all the way the rest of us
> wouldn't have to wade through the b.s.

Now that's a contradictory comment, if ever I saw one. Read your next
comment to see why.

> I personally find these little pissing matches entertaining, after all
> it is only usenet, invented to allow information to be moved from
> place to place efficiently

I find them entertaining too Ron.

no matter how immature the comments.

You've proven that!

>                               ...Ron
> --
> 68' Camaro RS
> 88' Firebird Formula
> 00' Mustang GT Vert
aarcuda69062 - 09 Nov 2005 04:35 GMT
> Let me see now -  The first nasty word in the string was when "TheSnoMan"
> wrote "That is pure BS, 30 MPG on a trip with a Monte." Well RSCamaro, that
> may not be name calling, but it sure is inflammatory.

So, BS, MS and PhD would be really, really, really inflammatory,
right?

> My "Bozo" comment
> followed that comment, if you care to be honest.

Doesn't matter whether -he- cares to be honest.
You've already proven yourself incapable.

> > (quote) "I always find it fascinating that Bozo's like you three
> > challenge someone's credibility without substantiating your comments".
> > (end quote).

Interestingly, it was -you- stingray who neglected to
substantiate your comments.

> > All you had to do was state that the fuel measure was in Imperial and
> > that would have pretty much been the end of the matter.
>
> Uh, RSCamaro, that's what I did, long before aarcuda69062
> <nonelson@sbcglobal.net> entered the fray.

But not long before you chose to start calling people "Bozo."

When I entered the "fray" is immaterial.

> > Is this how
> > the schools teach you to behave in Canada, leap before you look?
>
> Yes RSCamaro, schools in Canada do teach us that the best defense is a good
> offense.

So you admit to being offensive.

> I know that no-one in the U.S. would leap before they looked. (for
> weapons of mass destruction)

looks like Red Herring season has started in Canada.

> > Maybe if you thought things through all the way the rest of us
> > wouldn't have to wade through the b.s.
>
> Now that's a contradictory comment, if ever I saw one. Read your next
> comment to see why.

Not contradictory at all.  He's referencing that your original
post was BS, the rest of your back pedaling, rationalizing and
offers of Red Herrings are entertaining.  I agree!


> > I personally find these little pissing matches entertaining, after all
> > it is only usenet, invented to allow information to be moved from
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>
>  no matter how immature the comments.

Would that include the ones that you originated?

> You've proven that!

As have you.
RSCamaro - 09 Nov 2005 11:05 GMT
>Let me see now -  The first nasty word in the string was when "TheSnoMan"
>wrote "That is pure BS, 30 MPG on a trip with a Monte." Well RSCamaro, that
>may not be name calling, but it sure is inflammatory. My "Bozo" comment
>followed that comment, if you care to be honest.

I see, so calling someone out on a statement that they made is no
better than calling someone a name?  OK, I'll try to remember that.

It wasn't inflammatory at all in my opinion.  They just stated that
they thought that your statement was hogwash with the information that
you gave them.  If you stated that you were using Imperial gallons to
prequalify your calculations, this thread would have been done long
ago.  I'm not even going to comment on the rest of your reply to me as
it shows just how thin a skin you have with the need to attack
anything that might make you look... Hmmm, less than the petty person
you really appear to be.  Maybe outside of this computer you are
different, I see you that way with how and what you have typed so far.

                       ...Ron
--
68' Camaro RS
88' Firebird Formula
00' Mustang GT Vert
80 Knight - 09 Nov 2005 00:57 GMT
>> Hey, I found his 30mpg to be a little off too, and I did not think to
>> look at his headers, but that still does not warrant insulting his (my)
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> undue distress. For your sake and the sake of the non-Bubbas in this
> NewsGroup, I will now cease and desist my dialog with "aarcuda69062".

Hey, you two seem like you can be civilized people. My only problem was
'aarcuda69062' was insulting an entire country based on only one person. I
am not saying you're Monte could get 30MPG, but I do admit that with you
being the owner, you should know. Other then that, I had no idea you were in
Canada either until I saw Rogers.com in your headers when they were posted.
Anyhow, crap happens in newsgroups, we all must let it go and move on.
aarcuda69062 - 09 Nov 2005 01:15 GMT
> Hey, you two seem like you can be civilized people. My only problem was
> 'aarcuda69062' was insulting an entire country based on only one person. I
> am not saying you're Monte could get 30MPG, but I do admit that with you
> being the owner, you should know. Other then that, I had no idea you were in
> Canada either until I saw Rogers.com in your headers when they were posted.
> Anyhow, crap happens in newsgroups, we all must let it go and move on.

Just so you know where you (and I) heard it first...

>>  In article <lZGdnZor0p37U_PeRVn-pQ@rogers.com>,
>>  "StingRay" <StingRay@Vette.com> wrote:
>>  Canada. Duh!  

And just to refresh, stingray felt the need to resort to name
calling long before I added a comment.
StingRay - 09 Nov 2005 02:38 GMT
> Hey, you two seem like you can be civilized people. My only problem was
> 'aarcuda69062' was insulting an entire country based on only one person. I
[quoted text clipped - 3 lines]
> posted.
> Anyhow, crap happens in newsgroups, we all must let it go and move on.

I hear yah!
NickySantoro - 08 Nov 2005 12:46 GMT
><Snip Crap>
>
[quoted text clipped - 7 lines]
>happen to be Canadian and do not care much for your insult. Take your crap
>up with the guy not his country.

Well said. I took an easier approach and killfiled both.
80 Knight - 08 Nov 2005 18:08 GMT
>><Snip Crap>
>>
[quoted text clipped - 10 lines]
>>
> Well said. I took an easier approach and killfiled both.

That is a good idea, but I myself have never killfiled anyone in my entire
time on Usenet, so I really do not want to start now :-P
TheSnoMan - 06 Nov 2005 17:55 GMT
>> I know it's not exactly an economy car, but eleven mpg still seems
>>pretty darn low.
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>
> http://www.autobooks-aerobooks.com/framestuffer.htm?cars/gm1.asp~mainFrame 

That is pure BS, 30 MPG on a trip with a Monte. You have very bad math
skills or wishfull thinking.

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StingRay - 06 Nov 2005 04:32 GMT
> The car: 1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo, 305, automatic, 70K miles.
> Never wrecked, excellent body, frame, runs and drives
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> TIA
> Bill

Bill, you should be able to find rebuild kits in the U.S. for the 305. In
the off-chance that you can't, here's a link to a Canadian source. I assume
that prices are in Canadian $, so it should be even cheaper in U.S. $.

http://www.hi-performance.com/CHP/DomesticRebuildKits.htm#top
sdlomi2 - 09 Nov 2005 05:29 GMT
   If you do decide to rebuild it, be sure if the block is over-bored
0.030 inch, that the pistons you buy are also 0.030-inch over--and just as
important, be sure both dimensions are measured using *English inches*!!!
   Seriously, IMO, it hurts NOT the value of the car if you use a 350 to
replace the tired 305.  Both run regular fuel, both use a catalytic
convertor, neither is going to set records being stingy on gas, and the 350
has more meat in the water-jacket area for  freeze-resistance and for maybe
yielding greater overall strength.
   It seems to me that 1977 models weren't known for surprisingly great
fuel mileage; however, 11-12 mpg seems low for either 305 or 350.  I'd be
checking the timing elements for being out of spec. and causing such poor
mpg.  Both distributor timing as well as timing chain stretch can result in
timing being off.  As the chain wears, the timing becomes retarded and over
time attempts have quite possibly been made to compensate by advancing the
distributor.
   And as has been suggested earlier, 70-K miles seems immature for the 305
needing a total rebuild.  You did not say how much oil it was burning--but
you did mention the possibility of its being due to (valve) seals.  I think
this is a good guess,  and quite possibly new valve seals with a total
*cleansing* of the engine's interior, verification of proper cat. convertor
action, proper distributor function(including its advance characteristics),
checking the *slop* in the timing chain's operation to determine its need
for replacement, and a thorough tune-up(including new quality wires, dist.
cap, rotor, pcv-valve, plugs, & carb-service)--all this may please you with
how much better it operates.
   You might be wise, though, to not expect even close to 30 mpg--either
US-gal. or Imperial-gal!  I have seen some quite unreal vehicles that
yielded phenomenal & unexplainably good mpg(like the one S/R described), but
they were definitely among the minority.  Just like I've also seen vehicles
perform on the other end of the economy spectrum: one I remember quite well
as being the most disappointing was a low-mileage 1973 Chev half-ton, 6-cyl
w/3-speed on column--no ps, no ac, no pb--truly a plain jane: it would NEVER
yield over 8 mpg, driving around my rural town or driving 55 mph along a
2-lane, low traffic road, to and back from a 30-mile-away larger town.
Started, ran, and performed as sweet as a 6-cyl could be expected.  No
leaks, no cat. conv., of course, rolled freely, adequate power, poor mpg.
   It was so bad, I refused to retail it in my small home-town.  Wholesaled
it to a dealer and even told him it was rough on gas.  He called me when he
got home to tell me he had to stop 3 times and put gas in it--apparently not
filling it, as dealers tend to do!.  (Other 2 he bought did ok, I guess.)
And he lived only like 40 miles away.  This was in 1975-1976 during tight
gas supplies and recent price-hikes.
   Luck to you.  s
Bill - 10 Nov 2005 19:04 GMT
I got lost for a while reading the flip/flap over that guys 74 monty getting
30mpg.

Anyway, I am in the process of dropping the oil pan (it has a crease and is
leaking oil).  I will inspect the rod journals and after that decide what to do
about the rest of the motor. I did feel pretty strong.

I will probably eliminate the cat. It is not needed in Texas (I believe) when
the car is registered as an antique.

What is your (and others) opinion of this web site and the builders results
from modifying a 305 without machining the short block:

http://www.jalopyjournal.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1494

If I can get 20mpg with a base Edelbrock 2101 manifold and a 600 Edelbrock
carb, I would be VERY satisfied.

Bill

>    If you do decide to rebuild it, be sure if the block is over-bored
>0.030 inch, that the pistons you buy are also 0.030-inch over--and just as
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>gas supplies and recent price-hikes.
>    Luck to you.  s
 
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