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i have a problem with my Car it has a noice when u press the gas PEddle. Sometimes it looses power and want idol the mech say my pvc is pluged any 1 no what's wrong? Also when I press the break petal it goes to far I try to install stero but it just smokes could that be the breaks? i went to scol but i didn't lern anythintg this why i write like this be nice this my first post >i have a problem with my Car it has a noice when u press the gas PEddle. >Sometimes it looses power and want idol the mech say my pvc is pluged any 1 [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >i went to scol but i didn't lern anythintg this why i write like this be >nice this my first post I doubt you've graduated 6th grade. First things first: get a spellchecker, or find a eleven year old to help you. Your post is too painfull to finish reading. > Your post is too painfull to finish reading. painful ;-) >> Your post is too painfull to finish reading. >painful >;-) A u r g h. One rule on Usenet is that if you're going to do a grammar flame, then your own grammar and spelling must be perfect.. >>i have a problem with my Car it has a noice when u press the gas >>PEddle. Sometimes it looses power and want idol the mech say my pvc is [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > spellchecker, or find a eleven year old to help you. > Your post is too painfull to finish reading. i Check my spelling. Why do i have a noice. My Car want idol. Nobody here wants to help. This is sad Nobody checked the message headers, either. This would give a clue as to who really posted this joke. Fooled ya all! :) > i Check my spelling. Why do i have a noice. My Car want > idol. [quoted text clipped - 4 lines] > give a clue as to > who really posted this joke. Fooled ya all! :) Not me. I've had Britain's Gnarls Barkley's new rock song "Crazy" in my head for two days now. --- Come on now, who do you, who do you, who do you, who do you think you are, Ha ha ha bless your soul You really think you're in control Well, I think you're crazy I think you're crazy I think you're crazy Just like me http://www.completealbumlyrics.com/lyric/128787/Gnarls+Barkley+-+Crazy.html :-) >i Check my spelling. Why do i have a noice. My Car want idol. "I checked my spelling. Why do I have a noise? My car wants to f.ck Billy Idol?" What the hell are you trying to say? 8 gramatical errors just to say that "My car is idling poorly?" >Nobody here wants to help. This is sad What is sad is your lack of language skills. Please PLEASE PLEASE find an eleven year old who isn't a retard to help you compose a few sentences. As is, your posts are too painfull to read to be worth bothering with except to ask you to find an eleven year old to help you. >>i Check my spelling. Why do i have a noice. My Car want idol. > "I checked my spelling. Why do I have a noise? My car wants to f.ck > Billy Idol?" Ewww. Have you seen him lately? I'm sure he's related to Keith Richards. > What the hell are you trying to say? > 8 gramatical errors just to say that "My car is idling poorly?" [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] > As is, your posts are too painfull to read to be worth bothering with > except to ask you to find an eleven year old to help you. Oh, don't be so serious. I wrote that mess as a joke. I was parodying all the lousy spelling, awful punctuation and horrid sentence structure that seems to be so common on Usenet.  SignatureTeGGeR® The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ www.tegger.com/hondafaq/ > >>i Check my spelling. Why do i have a noice. My Car want idol. > > "I checked my spelling. Why do I have a noise? My car wants to f.ck [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] > I was parodying all the lousy spelling, awful punctuation and horrid > sentence structure that seems to be so common on Usenet. Your joke seems to have fallen flat, because your parody was too real. I myself saved your original posting, as an example of some of the half wits who shouldn't be allowed to drive a car, let alone post about it on Usenet. I refrained from posting a sarcastic reply because of some sixth sense, or because of a feeling of "why bother?" after trying for too long to convince too many of these slack jawed yokels to follow the norms of our culture. Maybe being an idiot is now the norm? Earle SignaturePosted via a free Usenet account from http://www.teranews.com >> Oh, don't be so serious. I wrote that mess as a joke. >> >> I was parodying all the lousy spelling, awful punctuation and horrid >> sentence structure that seems to be so common on Usenet. >> > Your joke seems to have fallen flat, because your parody was too real. Sort of like HL Mencken's bathtub hoax? > I myself saved your original posting, as an example of some of the > half wits who shouldn't be allowed to drive a car, let alone post > about it on Usenet. LOL! I did it well, didn't I? I tried to put as many of the most common spelling, punctuation and grammatical errors into as small a space as possible. > I refrained from posting a sarcastic reply because > of some sixth sense, or because of a feeling of "why bother?" after > trying for too long to convince too many of these slack jawed yokels > to follow the norms of our culture. Maybe being an idiot is now the > norm? Just remember, all those idiots...can vote... SignatureTeGGeR® The Unofficial Honda/Acura FAQ www.tegger.com/hondafaq/ > >> Oh, don't be so serious. I wrote that mess as a joke. > >> [quoted text clipped - 20 lines] > > Just remember, all those idiots...can vote... I have always been a proponent of a basic intelligence/civic test being a prerequisite in order to vote. But, "they" (the authorities) seem to have other ideas on governance... JT (Raised when 2 + 2 = 4!) |
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