The good Lord really overlooked you when it came to common sense and social
interaction didn't he?  You are an arrogant fool.  If you couldn't see humor
in the responses, I can almost feel pity for you.  But after all, you were
the same pompous moron that had to ask when to change a timing belt.  Google
too hard to handle for you?  Sadly, cretins like lessen the utility of this
group.

As for the bar, you'll just have yourself and other mental dwarves like
yourself  to tolerate.

Oh, and by the way, I'm italian.

Stop that.  They're used incorrectly, annoying and quite ironic.  I can
just imagine you signing air-quotes with your fingers as you type.

a

Ok, I'll start off with the above because you're still doing it.  Using
quotes around the word "arbitrary" and the word "incorrect" is
unnecessary.*  You weren't quoting me there nor were you denoting irony,
you may have intended to, but you were actually using the words yourself.

A direct quote would read like:
"Arbitrary," a said.

They way your sentence above really reads is:
 ...become either the word "arbitrary" or the word "incorrect".

You just should have typed the words with no quotes because you were
trying to suggest what those words meant, not the actual words themselves.

a

PS. Don't be discouraged; Herman Melville didn't get it right either...

* Note: In this sentence, quotation marks are used to denote the words
themselves, not their meanings.