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Car Forum / Honda Cars / September 2007What is the fascination with spoilers on riceburners?
Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ? I'm cruising home after a hard day at the office. Some clown in a blue riceburner with foglights on (despite it being a clear evening) rolls up behind me. He decides that 75mph isn't fast enough and flashes his high-beams. Being a good driver, I signal then change lanes to let him pass. As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant handle for his riceburner. It had to be two feet high and was actually wider than his car. Of course, his seat was way the hell back and he was driving with one hand on the wheel and one hand holding a cigarette. *Shakes head*  Signature- Dean "{BNB} is a little Net-Trollop. 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Most of those that are called pedophiles here in the > > states are considered normal, everyday citizens in the vast majority > > of the other civilized countries...something to think about. Perhaps > > we're the ones who aren't as "civilized" at the rest of the > > world... and Onideus Mad Hatter <usenet@backwater-productions.net> wrote in news:jiu363hkui7ej6sr1j855qh5j5o1aj081b@4ax.com: > > Wake the f.ck up, you retard. The LEGAL AGE in most of the United > > States isn't even 18. > > And in many places it's not about the AGE so much as it's about the > > AGE GAP. For example in Missouri if you're 17 you can rightly go and > > f.ck yerself a consenting 14 year old no problem. > As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler > that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > *Shakes head* I'd rather put my money into the engine compartment and BLOW HIS DOORS OFF! Probably had a Fart Horn muffler too, right? ;) I don't understand it either, they look stupid (the car also), and most have performance that can be shamed by a Hyundai Excel. >> As he's going by, I see racing stripes on his riceburner and a spoiler >> that was four sizes too big. No joke. This spoiler looked like a giant [quoted text clipped - 6 lines] >> >> *Shakes head* On Aug 3, 8:28 am, BigNetBuy <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote: > *Shakes head* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yCQfQ69WdI&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7lL9XF5YUc&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O6LZ2e1c6J8&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mzc_Sc54zTA&mode=related&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3ojrte-I8&mode=related&search= On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote: > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ? to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-) On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote: > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner? It's a neighborhood thing, mostly--it just depends on what their peers are doing. The big chrome wheels, 55-series tires, and gigantic spoilers are a fashion statement/mating display. It doesn't seem to be working too well though, 'cause I rarely see these guys accompanied by any femininity in their rides. Or, maybe we tend to stay out of each other's 'hoods on the weekends. Jack > On Aug 3, 6:28 am, BigNetBuy > <bignet...@verizon.dot.dot.dot.dot.dot.net> wrote: > > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally > > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ? > > to make the car go faster, just like the racing strips do... duh! ;-) my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough, therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas mileage so they can throw even more money away Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I don't know! :) On a car like a Lamborghini Countach LP 5000S you can see why a spoiler would be nessesary to keep the back of the car down if your doing 185 mph, but on a car that can barely go 125, its just plain dumb. Your right about the fact that they don't seem to have any women with them, thats an understatement. > my hypothesis is that these people think that gas doesn't cost enough, > therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas > mileage so they can throw even more money away they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which can be lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had tubo on his. sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not necessary and i hardly think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic. -jeff > Maybe a "turbo decal" or a "Type R" on a base civic makes it go faster, I > don't know! :) [quoted text clipped - 9 lines] >> therefore they have to add huge spoilers to their car to lower their gas >> mileage so they can throw even more money away > they go way faster than 125 and it is to hold the rear end down which > can be lightweight if the backseat has been removed. he probably had > tubo on his. sometimes it is there for a reason sometimes its not > necessary and i hardly think a hyundai excel can deal with a fast civic. Yes, because the back seat adds SO much weight to the a.s-end of the car! >Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally >1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ? It's dorkage and it isn't just on japanese cars. Black headlight and tailight covers, SUVs raised twenty feet in the air but with no extra ground clearence or dragging on the ground, cars with 10% profile tires that swerve out of control stopping from 25 mph also qualify. Pretty much any modification that seriously reduces performance all to "look cool" in the mind of morons is dorkage. > Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally > 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ? Why do jackasses buy American cars? BTW...do you still beat your wife? Signature"When fascism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying the cross." - Sinclair Lewis On 13 Sep 2007 I stormed the castle called alt.hackers.malicious and >> Why do some Honda owners insist on adding spoilers that are literally >> 1/3 the size of their entire riceburner ? > > Why do jackasses buy American cars? > > BTW...do you still beat your wife? BTW...do you still respond to trolls that were outted a month ago? OF COURSE YOU DO!! SignatureThePsyko Just another Jackass **Pissing off the planet, one person at a time** |
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