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Car Forum / Jaguar Cars / December 2004Jaguars are EVIL, they are the automobiles of SATAN ! ! !
Jaguars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. If you like Jaguars, you will lose your soul to be damned for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul for all eternity. So stop driving them now to save your soul. Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can prevent Armageddon. Jaguars are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and witches like Jaguars.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! You know, after spending the day in my garage covered in muck welding a floorpan into an XJS, I might just agree with him. Stu > Jaguars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! Naw, I think he's just confusing Jaguar with Lucas.... now *there's* pure evil :) > You know, after spending the day in my garage covered in muck welding a > floorpan into an XJS, I might just agree with him. [quoted text clipped - 18 lines] >> >>Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! Yes, well Joe Lucas was ALWAYS known as the Prince of Darkness - perhaps that is where Hans Marc is going wrong! LOL Neville > Naw, I think he's just confusing Jaguar with Lucas.... > now *there's* pure evil :) [quoted text clipped - 21 lines] > >> > >>Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! >Jaguars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. And your point is? >If you like Jaguars, you will lose your soul to be damned >for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul >for all eternity. Some of the Jag owners don't have to wait so long. they are in eternal torment right now, much like yourself. >So stop driving them now to save your soul. Is that all it takes? Well then, I should have done that years ago. >Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save >your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can >prevent Armageddon. I guess they're coming. I'll have a garden hose and some ointment ready. >Jaguars are evil, driving them is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and >witches like Jaguars.And heretics and witches shall BURN ! Which witch? >Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! No, you're speaking of Lucas, the real prince of darkness. He's been long gone. Please don't despair. If you work hard and save, you'll one day be able to afford one for yourself. >Jaguars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > >Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! So I should cancel the factory visit? Alex >>Jaguars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to >>collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 17 lines] > > Alex No, but per the OP, it might be advisable to wear the Nomex suit. > >Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! > > So I should cancel the factory visit? Well, maybe. Apparently, they're from *New York City*, not Coventry ... -- C.R. Krieger (Been there; didn't see any Jags being built) > Jaguars are EVIL, they are the work of the devil, made to > collect your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell. [quoted text clipped - 13 lines] > > Jaguars were produced by SATAN in Hell's Kitchen ! ! ! Hans, get a life! MG If God who sent his Son to die so that I might have eternal life, who died, suffered in my place, was raised from the dead, and is now seated at the right hand of God ever making intercession for me ... If salvation as clearly stated in scripture is for "whoever will" ... If I have (and I have) asked that God accept Jesus' perfect sacrifice for my soul ... how, HOW can something as trivial as an automobile cost me that soul? Are you inferring that a Jaguar is more powerful than the blood of God's own son? Surely not. That level of blaspheme must be beyond you. No, a Jaguar (or a Yugo if you need to feel poor) is not the basis either for or against salvation silly man. Please spend the rest of this Christmas season reading the new testament and learn that your salvation is in God alone, not in your material posessions. If your gripe is against prosperity overall, then please, sell all you have (including your computer that you use to post to this newsgroup) and give the proceeds to the poor -- then you will have treasure in heaven ... oh, darn, if prosperity is bad then you can't have treasure there either huh? Well, since you can't have treasure there ... maybe you can just throw the money in a pond somewhere. If your gripe is against automobiles, go walk. If your gripe is simply misdirected zeal, go learn. The bottom line, please go. Rick > If God who sent his Son to die so that I might have eternal life, who > died, suffered in my place, was raised from the dead, and is now > seated at the right hand of God ever making intercession for me ... > If salvation as clearly stated in scripture is for "whoever will" ... > If I have (and I have) asked that God accept Jesus' perfect sacrifice > for my soul . Can you take that false messiah crap to the appropriate group? I find it offensive that Christians try and act like they thought up the concept of monotheistic messianism (and then try and ram it down our throats, like you are doing). It was a Jewish creation. JEWISH. And you stole Old Testament from us too. That was word-for-word stolen from Tanakh.  Signature____________________________ Ah, Young Grasshopper. Sometimes it is eyes that blind a man. Actually, my post was an attempt to stop Hans from bothering us in this group by reasoning with him on the level of his original post. So sorry you were offended, it was not my intent to in any way push any religion upon you nor to put you a position that you felt that you needed to respond as harshly as you did. Rick > I find it > offensive that Christians try and act like they thought up the concept of > monotheistic messianism (and then try and ram it down our throats, like you > are doing). It was a Jewish creation. JEWISH. And you stole Old > Testament from us too. That was word-for-word stolen from Tanakh. A lotta' tough talk from somebody who's quoting a cheesy '70s TV show for his sig line. You've never heard, "Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."? You're overlooking that the 'Christ' in 'Christian' was Jewish? -- C.R. Krieger (Been there; done that) I had hoped that by explaining the intent behind by reply to Hans that "Grasshopper" would have the decency to be as quick to accept an apoligy as he was to blast me (albeit for his own misunderstanding of my intent). Apparently he is not a gentleman. Either way, all further messages from him have been blocked effectively making him no longer of any consequence to me at all. Rick |
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