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Car Forum / Jaguar Cars / March 2005

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Anal Bandit - 09 Mar 2005 09:24 GMT
Hai!
I recently purchased an XJS jaguar... you kneh, the color of Barbies, thats
hot pink. It has a disco ball suspended from the rear view mirror and red
velour seats. Unfortunately it uses too much fuel. My boyfriend is a
mechanic at Joe's Garage and he told me *maybe* we would be able to cut the
power lines to six of the twelve injectors to improve economy. My boyfriend
says if we only do every SECOND injector the car would work just fine.

Please can you guys tell me if this is ok?
Stewart Woolston - 10 Mar 2005 21:26 GMT
really, cant be for real

> Hai!
> I recently purchased an XJS jaguar... you kneh, the color of Barbies,
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> Please can you guys tell me if this is ok?
Ron - 11 Mar 2005 00:17 GMT
> really, cant be for real

It is'nt.
("Anal Bandit") is a TROLL, uses another nic, Benita ?? something??
Plays the part of a Lesbian, etc..

Killfile is the best spot.

Ron

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>> Please can you guys tell me if this is ok?
Shab - 10 Mar 2005 21:43 GMT
only if you disconnect ever other spark plug wire :-}

> Hai!
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atec - 11 Mar 2005 01:08 GMT
> Hai!
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> Please can you guys tell me if this is ok?

Lost again eh shorty ?
Anal Bandit - 11 Mar 2005 01:07 GMT
TROLL

I am asking a serious question. I didn't know I would get 5mpg.

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> Lost again eh shorty ?
eat me - 11 Mar 2005 05:21 GMT
You get better mileage if you remove four of the spark plugs then do
the following while they're still connected to the ignition wiring:

Strip naked.
Insert one plug in each ear.
Insert one plug in your mouth.
Shove the last one up your a.s.

Have your boyfriend crank the engine while you hang on tight to a
metal surface on the car such as the grill or engine block, etc.

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Stuart Adair - 12 Mar 2005 11:48 GMT
Ok then - Serious response.

When I got my XJS it was running on less than 12 and ran bloody terrible.
Doing anything like this will unbalance the engine and whilst you might save
a small amount on fuel it will cost you more in the longrun in replacemnet
engine parts.

Dont do it !!!

stu

> Hai!
> I recently purchased an XJS jaguar... you kneh, the color of Barbies,
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> Please can you guys tell me if this is ok?
 
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