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Car Forum / Jaguar Cars / May 2005Problem with my points
Hello Jaguars, My name is Vita van Horne, and I have a serious problem with my points. Since the birth of my child recently, they have been leaking milk. The doctor says I have masturbatitis, but I cant fix it. I saw another doctor, he said i was suffering from a severe case of fullashitness, again without cure. Does anyone know a good sealant available in GERMANY?? Thankyou, Mistress van Horne! > Hello Jaguars, > My name is Vita van Horne, and I have a serious problem with my points. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Thankyou, > Mistress van Horne! That sounds bad. For a quality British engineering solution (this is a Jaguar group, after all) I'd suggest http://www.tollyboy.com . For a German one, http://www.neosteel.de . Good luck! Thank you Iain. I wish I knew of this 10 months ago, before the rape took place. How do you know about these products, just by the way? They excite me. Have you a picture of yourself? Mistress van Horne > > Hello Jaguars, > > My name is Vita van Horne, and I have a serious problem with my points. [quoted text clipped - 11 lines] > > Good luck! Bloody Hell - Its no wonder we won the war !!! > Hello Jaguars, > My name is Vita van Horne, and I have a serious problem with my points. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > Thankyou, > Mistress van Horne! Actually Stuart, Van is Dutch, Von is German. Meine augen sind blot rot! Blake YES, well, I am originally from Dutch, but now I live in Germany. Thats right, Van is the Dutch aristocracy dahhling, My first car was GOGGOMOBIL! > Actually Stuart, Van is Dutch, Von is German. > Meine augen sind blot rot! > Blake They are close enough on the map - Europe is Europe in my eyes. They all talk strange and smell of garlic. Thank god we have a referendum next year - Shame its not to kick the whole lot into touch. Now in all seriousness I think that Britain should become an American State. We speak the same language (All be it that you dont speak it correctly) and more importantly culturally we are very similar to each other, and far more similar than we are to those bloody Europeans. Bet this one gets a good response... Stu > Actually Stuart, Van is Dutch, Von is German. > Meine augen sind blot rot! > Blake George VI didnt slay the Hun so the sceptred isle could lie down and prostite herself to the great Satan, darling. Remember that while the swastika was flying over the Netherlands, my lovely Dutch nanna was eating tulip bulbs and waiting for the British army to save her fat a.s. Cheers, Vita. once, though, she called me under the table and spread before me her loose stretched labia... at the time i wondered about the difference between boys and girls, she made my poppa show me his dingaling too, side by side, so i could see the difference. > George VI didnt slay the Hun so the sceptred isle could lie down and > prostite herself to the great Satan, darling. Remember that while the [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > Cheers, > Vita. I really dont have to add anything else do I - Bloody Europeans > once, though, she called me under the table and spread before me her loose > stretched labia... at the time i wondered about the difference between [quoted text clipped - 10 lines] >> Cheers, >> Vita. Listen here sweetie, are you Scottish or something? Regards, Vita <GRINS> I tell you this is a hoot! Dont be deceived, this is someone I know posting from down-under. > <GRINS> I tell you this is a hoot! Dont be deceived, this is someone I > know posting from down-under. well who is it as many of us "down under" would like to get close and personal with it. >> <GRINS> I tell you this is a hoot! Dont be deceived, this is someone I >> know posting from down-under. >> > well who is it as many of us "down under" would like to get close and > personal with it. Really, it smells badly like that pathetic troll we had in aus.cars. Was it a dike or something?? I've forgotten, unmemorable event :-) Ron clearly you do remember. that tactic of yours simply wont work, ronald. > I've forgotten, unmemorable event :-) > > Ron oooh how exciting! i love sexual misadventures!! > > <GRINS> I tell you this is a hoot! Dont be deceived, this is someone I > > know posting from down-under. > > > well who is it as many of us "down under" would like to get close and > personal with it. Now I thought Aussies all had hair on their chest (Even women) and drank XXXX, but obviously I was wrong. This must be some sort of throwback. It would never have happened in the days of the colonies you know. We knew how to deal with this sort then. I was about to suggest a stiff whipping with the birch but then thought I better not... Stu > oooh how exciting! i love sexual misadventures!! > [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] >> well who is it as many of us "down under" would like to get close and >> personal with it. > Now I thought Aussies all had hair on their chest (Even women) and drank > XXXX, but obviously I was wrong. [quoted text clipped - 3 lines] > was about to suggest a stiff whipping with the birch but then thought I > better not...> For heaven's sake, DO NOT suggest a whiping, we'll never get rid of the troll! mmmm Master Adair! > Now I thought Aussies all had hair on their chest (Even women) and drank > XXXX, but obviously I was wrong. [quoted text clipped - 5 lines] > > Stu Oh my god - I've just had a tingle up my spine !!! > mmmm Master Adair! > [quoted text clipped - 7 lines] >> >> Stu
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