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Car Forum / Jaguar Cars / September 2008Refrigerator buyers: how will you explain it to your creator?
When you leave this earth and your expensive refrigerator behind to stand before your Creator, how will you explain it to Him why you spent so much money on a refrigerator in the face of so many others' unmet basic needs? >When you leave this earth and your expensive refrigerator behind to stand >before >your Creator, how will you explain it to Him why you spent so much money on >a refrigerator in the face of so many others' unmet basic needs? And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing a Craftsman, right? No... Can't be, I'd have to use a Master Mechanic from True-Value to be acceptable to my creator... Wait, what kind of ratchet sets does WalMart sell? That would be OK, since they are made in China, and that means that all of the money would then be going to support those poor Chinese, would that be OK? Maybe I should not be using a ratchet set at all, I'm sure the creator really didn't expect me to get one. Maybe just a single adjustable cresent wrench? or a Monkey wrench? Just one, would that be OK? I have a Rotary Lift in my garage, just for my automobile hobby. Will the creator hate me for that? I suppose I could get away with a floor jack, and jack stands... Wait, maybe I should have skipped the jack stands and used old concrete blocks. OK, let's try that: Click, grunt, click grunt... Those $50 Hi-Lift jacks seem to work almsot as well as my two post lift did. OK, it's high enough. Now to slide that set of blocks under the frame. Get those wheels off, wow, bit hard with a Monkey wrench. OK, got them off. Now the oil change, just slide under there... Crick... Wonder what that was? Damn, that oil drain plug is tight. Damned Monkey wrench is rounding off the corners. OK, now I've a good grip on it, gotta give it a good twist. Crick... Crack... Womp... Damn, this car is sure heavy when it's sitting on my chest. Fortunately I'm blacking out and don't feel it as much as when it first fell on me. Oh, hello creator... Funny meeting you here. I was what? Stupid, you said? For sale: One really nice shop with: Rotary Two Post lift, 10K. Jack stands. Impact wrenchs. Snap-On ratchet sets. Some broken concrete blocks. One bent Hi-Lift jack. Contact: my estate. >>When you leave this earth and your expensive refrigerator behind to stand >>before [quoted text clipped - 58 lines] > > Contact: my estate. Hi Peter, that was highly amusing! Nice one :-) > And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On > ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 40 lines] > Oh, hello creator... Funny meeting you here. I was what? Stupid, you > said? So buying a lesser car than a Jaguar stupidly endangers one's life? >> And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On >> ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 42 lines] > >So buying a lesser car than a Jaguar stupidly endangers one's life? Actually buying a lesser car than a Hummer H1 stupidly endangers one's life... That's why I have two of them... > >> And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On > >> ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 45 lines] > Actually buying a lesser car than a Hummer H1 stupidly endangers one's > life... That's why I have two of them... Is a Jaguar a lesser car than a Hummer H1? >> >> And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On >> >> ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 47 lines] > >Is a Jaguar a lesser car than a Hummer H1? In a collision, yes... <g> > >> >> And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On > >> >> ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 49 lines] > > In a collision, yes... <g> So now we know what Hummer H1 buyers should tell their Creator. >> >> >> And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On >> >> >> ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 51 lines] > >So now we know what Hummer H1 buyers should tell their Creator. At least we won't be meeting any creators early due to collisions! > >> >> >> And what about my impact wrench, after all I could just use my Snap-On > >> >> >> ratchet set. Oh, crap, I've a Snap-On ratchet set, I should be useing [quoted text clipped - 53 lines] > > At least we won't be meeting any creators early due to collisions! When one enters eternity is of much less moment than where one spends it. > When you leave this earth and your expensive refrigerator behind to stand > before > your Creator, how will you explain it to Him why you spent so much money on > a refrigerator in the face of so many others' unmet basic needs? Anyone who spent 40 grand on a refrigerator needs to worry. |
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