Look. Hamster's going to be OK.
But even if he wasn't there's no need to pull the show.
Will all wildlife programmes now be banned after Steve Irwin got topped by a
Stingray?
At the hospital I work in we get much worse injuries on a daily basis from
people driving
safe normal family saloon cars. 3,000 people got killed in or by them last
year alone! ( UK figure, approx).
'Course you've heard the latest? What's the similarity between Hamster and
Kate Moss?
They both got stuffed by Top Gear!
TonyB
> Look. Hamster's going to be OK.
Hopefully at least. I know someone who had some brain injury, a few
years afterwards epileptic fits started due to scar tissue on the
brain, it's a complex organ. Another person I know had a stroke at
the age of 24, she can talk perfectly well, but leaves a 5-second gap
between every single otherwise perfectly-pronounced word. Each word
is spoken at normal talking speed, just with a 5-second gap between
them. This is why brain damage is always treated with a dose of
caution, as it can be months or even years before problems really
start to show.
> But even if he wasn't there's no need to pull the show. Will all
> wildlife programmes now be banned after Steve Irwin got topped by a
> Stingray?
Indeed. Bloody stingray, although Aquamarina was quite cute.

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Derek - 24 Sep 2006 23:03 GMT
>> Look. Hamster's going to be OK.
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> Indeed. Bloody stingray, although Aquamarina was quite cute.
Fezz up Ian you just fancy a lass that won't argue and never says no!
Derek
is Loctite supposed to lock up a bolt while you are still tightening it up?
Ian Rawlings - 24 Sep 2006 23:38 GMT
> Fezz up Ian you just fancy a lass that won't argue and never says no!
Sure but I'd prefer no strings attached!

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Derek - 25 Sep 2006 23:18 GMT
>> Fezz up Ian you just fancy a lass that won't argue and never says no!
>
> Sure but I'd prefer no strings attached!
Funny that reminds me of a joke about cheap imported cheap tampons
cough cough
Derek