LOL - great reply!
> All of the replies so far are good, but most miss the obvious. You seem to
> be suffering from what many modern Landrover owners suffer from.
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>
> a)You alterered the laws of Physics without repramming you own ECU
Of course. As a physics graduate, I should have been aware of this problem.
Stupid of me.
> b) you walk to work (This is quite dangerous as next you may be drawn
> uncontrollably to trees and find you need to hug them)
I walk to work because it's quicker than driving - I live about 200 ft from
my office! The only time I get drawn uncontrollably to trees is when I have a
chain saw in my hands....
> In the case of ;
> a) your brain still thinks the landy does not have power steering, yet the
> return feed from your arms tells your brain a different story. Reprogramming
> your brain is not simple but it may help to paint the car a different colour
It's three shades of shite (sorry, white) plus algae all over the roof
already. How much more like a hippy mobile does it need to be?
> and have a cherrished number transfered on to the car. Also parking it in a
> different location on the drive may help, fixing an oil leak BUT ensuring
> another oil leak commences to ensure good Zen is practiced also helps.
I 'm afraid I subscribe to John Peel's dictum: "personalised number plate -
sure sign of a dickhead". Will certainly follow the advice re oil leaks,
however.
> b) Is equally as problematic, either you need to sign up with a local gym
> and concentrate on upper arm and chest exercises or buy a 101. If you are
> only using it for a weekend then a Series won't do.. the 90 will still feel
> lumpy... using a 101 will ensure that the muscle tone is suitably firm
> enough to get over your symptoms and also avoid the side effect as when
> using the 101 you will also be trying to dodge trees rather than hug them.
Believe me, a 101 is on the list for when I'm rich and famous and don't
bother about the famous please. Having just bought 30 acres of farmland, I'm
afraid that's not likely to be soon.
I would have had one instead of the 90 if I'd been able to find what I was
looking for at the right moment, I was also told by someone who used to drive
them for a living that at 6'4" I might find it difficult to fit in one but I
don't know if that's true.
Nick.
Tom Woods - 13 Oct 2006 21:44 GMT
>I was also told by someone who used to drive
>them for a living that at 6'4" I might find it difficult to fit in one but I
>don't know if that's true.
tis Bollocks!
I'm about 6'3" and i fit in the 101 better than in the 2A or the car.
I've had to extend the wipers mind as there is a good 6 inches of
wasted screen at the top of a 101 as standard! - but i'm still looking
through the screen and in the ambi have about 18" or headroom! :)
In the 2A i have to peer round the top bar of the screen.
I think a more critical measurement as to wether you fit in a 101 is
down to how many pies youve scoffed, though a fair few 101 owners seem
to wedge themselves in anyhow.....